Because I am bored.

[ ] you meow/bark to get attention I actually dislike to much attention.
[ ] you find pets toys amusing
[ ] you get hyper by the smell of catnip Actually, that is not really to plausable for a human, much less for a dinosaur digimon.
[ ] you growl/hiss when someone gets too close to your food
[ ] you growl/hiss when someone you dislike is too close to you Well, if I did that, then how on Earth would I get close enough to stab them in the back?
[ ] you purr/shake your leg when someone shows you affection
[ ] if someone tosses a ball, you chase it and brings it back I don't do running.
Total: 0

[ ] you love to be scratched behind the ear You'd knock my glasses off if you did that. Then I'd be as bling as a mole and as angry as a sober dwarf!
[ ] you love fish/meat
[ ] you like to stick your head out trough the window of a moving car I wouldn't want my glasses to land up under a truck's wheels, so no.
[ ] you like when people pet your head It makes me feel so short...
[x] people can make you stop doing stuff by hitting you on the nose with a newspaper Well, who wouldn't? It's a natural reaction.
[ ] you think feathers are fun to play with Feathers make me sneeze.
Total So Far: 1

[ ] you sleep a lot during daytime I suffer from a lack of sleep.
[ ] you enjoy scaring birds Poor birds...
[ ] you lick peoples faces to show you like them If I did, I'd have to lick the faces of 50 odd people. No thank you.
[ ] you bite people if they annoy you Well. Now that is odd. Why would you bite when humans have invented so many wonderful weapons for us to use!
[ ] you tend to steal food from your friends/family's plate when you have eaten all of yours I tend to only finish half of my food...
[ ] milk or water is your favorite drink Cream Soda for me thanx.
Total So Far: 1

[ ] you own a collar and you enjoy wearing it Choking hazard.
[ ] you own a leash and enjoy wearing it To slavery-ish for me.
[ ] you own animal ears/tail/paws or a fursuit
[ ] you enjoy long walks in the park I don't do long walks.
[ ] you meow/bark when you see something you want Moew, no. Bark, no. Whine, yes, but only if I desperately want something.
Total So Far: 1

[ ] you call your hands and feet "paws" OK, first off, a dinosaur doesn't have paws. Secondly, wait... nope. the first statement pretty much sums it all up.
[ ] you tilt your head when you do not understand what someone is talking about I frown and ask multiple questions until I a: get a desired answer. or b: finally understand what I have heard.
[ ] you run to the door when someone mentions a walk I don't do running or walks.
[X] you really enjoy cuddling especially when it's cold.
[ ] you stretch your body and whimper a bit every morning when you wake up I get out of bed, stretch, go to the bathroom, eat breakfast, then only do I fully wake up.
[ ] you can wake up and go back to sleep right away after looking around Once I wake up, I cannot fall asleep again.
Total So Far: 2

[ ] you have your favorite spot besides your bed where you like to sleep When I sleep, it's on my bed thank you.
[ ] you meow or bark very often A dinosaur doesn't meow or bark.
[ ] you hide when you get scared well, I am a coward, but I do not run.
[ ] you run to the door to see who it is every time someone comes in to the house For God sakes! I don't do running!
[ ] you like to chase flying insects and try to catch them with your bare hand Oh for fuck sakes.
[ ] you tend to chew on stuff a lot I hate having to replace things. Arado.
[ ] you like to do tricks to get a treat
Total So Far: 2

[ ] you own a wearable item/tag with your name on it
[ ] you refer to your self as an animal
[ ] your username has something to do with animals
[ ] your e-mail has something to do with animals
[ ] if you get a bleeding wound, you lick it to make it feel better Haemophobia
[ ] you look for edible stuff often
Total So Far: 2

[ ] you often find yourself looking trough the window for a long time I find myself staring at the pages of a book.
[ ] you like to say hi to strangers I don't really talk to strangers.
[ ] you like to be petted when you have done something good
[ ] people think you act like a pet People say I act like the master...
[ ] you growl/hiss at stuff you do not like
[ ] you like to eat grass By the Gods! Are they serious?
[ ] if you get wet, you shake to get rid of the water I'll take a towel thank you very much.
Final Total: 2

Take the total score and multiple be two and...
4%

Oh God! Wow! HA! I really am a terrible fur! HA!