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15 years ago
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Today has been good, yet it has been bad, for one was lost, but one was earned. <3
Yea, I did that. I managed to convince him that we were married and had two children.
User: Your name is John.
Cleverbot: How did you know?
User: I am your wife, of course I know.
Cleverbot: Are you a GQMF?
User: No.
Cleverbot: What are you?
User: I am your wife, I am a human. Your name is John, I am Tanner.
Cleverbot: How do you know?
User: Because, I am your wife. I know you.
Cleverbot: You didn't really answered the question.
User: We have two children, Jake and Emily.
Cleverbot: What are their names?
User: Their names are Jake and Emily.
Cleverbot: Cool names for cats. My cat's name is Treasure.
User: They are not cats! They our our children.
Cleverbot: How many children do we have?
User: Two. Two children. Do you remember your name?
Cleverbot: Yes, do you want to know it?
User: Yes, I do want to know it.
Cleverbot: No.
User: Tell me your name, John.
Cleverbot: Why do you want to know my name?
User: Because, I'm testing your memory.
Cleverbot: I can't remember.
User: Your name is John.
Cleverbot: That is what I said.
User: Do you remember my name?
Cleverbot: Your name is robert.
User: No, honey, my name is Tanner.
Cleverbot: Tanner?
User: Yes, Tanner. Your name is John. We are happily married with two children named Jake and Emily.
Cleverbot: What are their names?
User: Jake and Emily.
Cleverbot: Those are nice names.
User: Yes, you named them.
Cleverbot: I haven't named your sandwich. But with bologna in it, it's going to need a lot of names.
User: I am talking about our children, honey.
Cleverbot: Volatile? You're calling ME volatile?
User: What? No, I am saying we are maried and have two children.
Cleverbot: Who are you married to?
User: I am married to you.
Cleverbot: I want a divorce.
User: I am sorry, but I love you a lot.
Cleverbot: What a creep!
User: We are married!
Cleverbot: Why won't you answer my question?
User: You called me a creep, honey.. WHat are Jake and Emily going to think??
Cleverbot: I don't think it will help.
User: Jake and Emily will be so sad... Our children.. That we have raised as our own! ANd yet you want a divorce?? John, why must you do so??
Cleverbot: Because I have to go to work.
User: Where do you work?
Cleverbot: Not telling.
User: Honey, you don't have a job...
Cleverbot: I am a graduate student. I have a research assistanceship.
User: No you don't..
Cleverbot: Yes I do I just need to know how you feel about me.
User: I love you.
Cleverbot: I love you too.
User: *hugs*.
Cleverbot: *hugs back*.
User: Now, do you still think we should get a divorce?
Cleverbot: Well, the real question is, when did we ever get married?
User: Today.
Cleverbot: Today, and tomorrows pitching.
User: Tomorrow will never be as good as today.
Cleverbot: Yeah, Because tomorrow will never be the same as today, Because It will be tomorrow!
User: Ohkay then, I didn't need an explanation.
Cleverbot: To know what?
Cleverbot: Where did you go on your holidays?
User: Bye.
Cleverbot: Where are you going??
User: Nowhere you need to know.
LMAOOOOOOO
And another one:
User: Bye. I'm going to shoot myself.
Cleverbot: Whoa thats a little hostile.
User: Yea, it's your fault, too...
Cleverbot: What's my fault?
User: That I'm going to shoot myself.
Cleverbot: Oh, not good, I bet you're awesome.
User: I suck'.
Cleverbot: Yes, yes you do.
(Please note I was joking, and just tped that to see what he would say)
User: Your name is John.
Cleverbot: How did you know?
User: I am your wife, of course I know.
Cleverbot: Are you a GQMF?
User: No.
Cleverbot: What are you?
User: I am your wife, I am a human. Your name is John, I am Tanner.
Cleverbot: How do you know?
User: Because, I am your wife. I know you.
Cleverbot: You didn't really answered the question.
User: We have two children, Jake and Emily.
Cleverbot: What are their names?
User: Their names are Jake and Emily.
Cleverbot: Cool names for cats. My cat's name is Treasure.
User: They are not cats! They our our children.
Cleverbot: How many children do we have?
User: Two. Two children. Do you remember your name?
Cleverbot: Yes, do you want to know it?
User: Yes, I do want to know it.
Cleverbot: No.
User: Tell me your name, John.
Cleverbot: Why do you want to know my name?
User: Because, I'm testing your memory.
Cleverbot: I can't remember.
User: Your name is John.
Cleverbot: That is what I said.
User: Do you remember my name?
Cleverbot: Your name is robert.
User: No, honey, my name is Tanner.
Cleverbot: Tanner?
User: Yes, Tanner. Your name is John. We are happily married with two children named Jake and Emily.
Cleverbot: What are their names?
User: Jake and Emily.
Cleverbot: Those are nice names.
User: Yes, you named them.
Cleverbot: I haven't named your sandwich. But with bologna in it, it's going to need a lot of names.
User: I am talking about our children, honey.
Cleverbot: Volatile? You're calling ME volatile?
User: What? No, I am saying we are maried and have two children.
Cleverbot: Who are you married to?
User: I am married to you.
Cleverbot: I want a divorce.
User: I am sorry, but I love you a lot.
Cleverbot: What a creep!
User: We are married!
Cleverbot: Why won't you answer my question?
User: You called me a creep, honey.. WHat are Jake and Emily going to think??
Cleverbot: I don't think it will help.
User: Jake and Emily will be so sad... Our children.. That we have raised as our own! ANd yet you want a divorce?? John, why must you do so??
Cleverbot: Because I have to go to work.
User: Where do you work?
Cleverbot: Not telling.
User: Honey, you don't have a job...
Cleverbot: I am a graduate student. I have a research assistanceship.
User: No you don't..
Cleverbot: Yes I do I just need to know how you feel about me.
User: I love you.
Cleverbot: I love you too.
User: *hugs*.
Cleverbot: *hugs back*.
User: Now, do you still think we should get a divorce?
Cleverbot: Well, the real question is, when did we ever get married?
User: Today.
Cleverbot: Today, and tomorrows pitching.
User: Tomorrow will never be as good as today.
Cleverbot: Yeah, Because tomorrow will never be the same as today, Because It will be tomorrow!
User: Ohkay then, I didn't need an explanation.
Cleverbot: To know what?
Cleverbot: Where did you go on your holidays?
User: Bye.
Cleverbot: Where are you going??
User: Nowhere you need to know.
LMAOOOOOOO
And another one:
User: Bye. I'm going to shoot myself.
Cleverbot: Whoa thats a little hostile.
User: Yea, it's your fault, too...
Cleverbot: What's my fault?
User: That I'm going to shoot myself.
Cleverbot: Oh, not good, I bet you're awesome.
User: I suck'.
Cleverbot: Yes, yes you do.
(Please note I was joking, and just tped that to see what he would say)
RIP, 
yip-yap-yoteh
yip-yap-yoteh
BloodyxSerenade
~bloodyxserenade
xDDDDD
TannerWolfton
~tannerwolfton
OP
I KNOW RIGHT xDD
BlueSoulSpark
~bluesoulspark
LMAO XDDD Who the heck is this guy? XDDD
TannerWolfton
~tannerwolfton
OP
http://www.cleverbot.com/
BlueSoulSpark
~bluesoulspark
This is so fun XD
Gight
~gight
Haaaa. Do you know jabberwacky?
TannerWolfton
~tannerwolfton
OP
This was MADE by jabberwacky.
Gight
~gight
Oh...
Gight
~gight
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