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Urban Dictionary Meme
15 years ago
I know I don't usually do these, but this seemed fun ^^
Rules:
Go to www.urbandictionary.com and type in your answers to the following questions.
Post a definition it gives you.
1.) Your name?
Jake
Definition:
an amazing guy that is really funny and really adorable that you cant help but love .
2.) Your age?
23
Definition:
The greatest number of all time. Reasons why: It is... 1. a prime number, as are 2 and 3. 2. Michael Jordan's number. 3. the NBA record for most consecutive points scored by a single player in a game, done by none other than Michael Jordan. 4. the number of chromosomes in a human sperm or egg. 5. the angle between the earth's magnetic and rotational axis. 6. the Tropic of Cancer at 23 degrees N Latitude. 7. the Tropic of Capricorn at 23 degrees S Latitude. 8. a .com and the page is very cryptic. 9. the most quoted Psalm in the bible ("The Lord is my shepherd..." 10. the number of people executed in "A Tale of Two Cities" 11. the smallest number of people for which there is at least a 50% chance that two will share the same birthday. 12. the standard TCP/IP port for Telnet. 13. one of the "Lost" numbers on the television show....also the sum of two of the other numbers (8 & 15)and the solution to 42-15-4=23, all of which are also Lost numbers. 14. the number of times Caesar was stabbed in Shakespeare's Julius Caesar. 15. has been prominently featured in the following: Serendipity, Futurama, Star Wars A New Hope, Monty Python The Life of Brian, Seinfeld, The Big Lebowski, The Matrix Reloaded, and Die Hard III among MANY MANY other movies. 16. the number of flavors Dr. Pepper claims to be a blend of. 17. the number of distinct orientations of Tetris pieces. 18. the sum of U2, the greatest band ever. U is the 21st letter of the alphabet. 19. the number of letters in the latin ...
3.) One of your friends?
Alex
Definition:
noun. Someone that is of extreme greatness. Often considered as a god in some religions. Also means cool.
4.) What should you be doing?
Colouring
Definition:
The act of grasping a pen or pencil tightly in your entire fist, then proceeding to (preferably holding it point down) rub it over a line picture. Also what I fucking love.
5.) Favorite color?
Bright purple
Definition:
The best color in the world often associated with royalty. Also really hot girls. People who like this color are amazing and much cooler than you could ever hope to be. Also deep minded and funny. Also gay. Or not. It could happen though.
6.) Birthplace?
Waukesha, WI
Definition:
A town in Wisconsin. Also known as "The Shaw" and "Waukeshit"...Waukesha is an indian word meaning "clean water" or "good water" but really the water here is making a LOT of people seriously messed up in the head! However, it is famous for the fact that Abe Lincoln actually stayed in a hotel here because the water was so promising. Waukesha, Wi takes great pride in being the hometown of the famous Les Paul, inventor of the electric guitar. pretty much the best invention ever!!! So without Waukesha, you wouldnt have rock music! Waukesha also is hometown of the Gymnast Olympians Paul and Morgan Hamm, and hometown of the comedian Frank Caliendo (whom is Saturday Night Live alumni.) These three men all attended high school at Waukesha South. Everyone says they hate this town if they live in it but most people either A. Never leave, or B. Leave and always end up coming back. Waukeshas best food asset is the Ponza Rotta! at Jimmy's Grotto restaurant. The most AMAZING pizza filled pocket of your life. Waukesha is filled with all sorts of types of people. A bunch of rich pricks are seriously taking over though! The town is also growing to fast for its own good, which will soon drive many away, we don't need to be another Milwaukee.
7.) Month of your birth?
April
Definition:
the month were the sexiest bitches are born
8.) Last person you talked to?
Mom
Definition:
The woman who loves you unconditionally from birth, the one who puts her kids before herself and the one who you can always count on above everyone else. Just telling her your problems makes you feel better because mom's always know how to make it all go away. Even if you fight, know that she's just looking out for your best interests.
9.) One of your nicknames?
Jakie
Definition:
Glasgow slang for an alcoholic
ah you fucking jakie
(Just a note, if you ever do find yourself in Waukesha, WI you REALLY hafta try a ponza from Jimmy's Grotto like it says... it's probably my favorite meal in the world!)
Rules:
Go to www.urbandictionary.com and type in your answers to the following questions.
Post a definition it gives you.
1.) Your name?
Jake
Definition:
an amazing guy that is really funny and really adorable that you cant help but love .
2.) Your age?
23
Definition:
The greatest number of all time. Reasons why: It is... 1. a prime number, as are 2 and 3. 2. Michael Jordan's number. 3. the NBA record for most consecutive points scored by a single player in a game, done by none other than Michael Jordan. 4. the number of chromosomes in a human sperm or egg. 5. the angle between the earth's magnetic and rotational axis. 6. the Tropic of Cancer at 23 degrees N Latitude. 7. the Tropic of Capricorn at 23 degrees S Latitude. 8. a .com and the page is very cryptic. 9. the most quoted Psalm in the bible ("The Lord is my shepherd..." 10. the number of people executed in "A Tale of Two Cities" 11. the smallest number of people for which there is at least a 50% chance that two will share the same birthday. 12. the standard TCP/IP port for Telnet. 13. one of the "Lost" numbers on the television show....also the sum of two of the other numbers (8 & 15)and the solution to 42-15-4=23, all of which are also Lost numbers. 14. the number of times Caesar was stabbed in Shakespeare's Julius Caesar. 15. has been prominently featured in the following: Serendipity, Futurama, Star Wars A New Hope, Monty Python The Life of Brian, Seinfeld, The Big Lebowski, The Matrix Reloaded, and Die Hard III among MANY MANY other movies. 16. the number of flavors Dr. Pepper claims to be a blend of. 17. the number of distinct orientations of Tetris pieces. 18. the sum of U2, the greatest band ever. U is the 21st letter of the alphabet. 19. the number of letters in the latin ...
3.) One of your friends?
Alex
Definition:
noun. Someone that is of extreme greatness. Often considered as a god in some religions. Also means cool.
4.) What should you be doing?
Colouring
Definition:
The act of grasping a pen or pencil tightly in your entire fist, then proceeding to (preferably holding it point down) rub it over a line picture. Also what I fucking love.
5.) Favorite color?
Bright purple
Definition:
The best color in the world often associated with royalty. Also really hot girls. People who like this color are amazing and much cooler than you could ever hope to be. Also deep minded and funny. Also gay. Or not. It could happen though.
6.) Birthplace?
Waukesha, WI
Definition:
A town in Wisconsin. Also known as "The Shaw" and "Waukeshit"...Waukesha is an indian word meaning "clean water" or "good water" but really the water here is making a LOT of people seriously messed up in the head! However, it is famous for the fact that Abe Lincoln actually stayed in a hotel here because the water was so promising. Waukesha, Wi takes great pride in being the hometown of the famous Les Paul, inventor of the electric guitar. pretty much the best invention ever!!! So without Waukesha, you wouldnt have rock music! Waukesha also is hometown of the Gymnast Olympians Paul and Morgan Hamm, and hometown of the comedian Frank Caliendo (whom is Saturday Night Live alumni.) These three men all attended high school at Waukesha South. Everyone says they hate this town if they live in it but most people either A. Never leave, or B. Leave and always end up coming back. Waukeshas best food asset is the Ponza Rotta! at Jimmy's Grotto restaurant. The most AMAZING pizza filled pocket of your life. Waukesha is filled with all sorts of types of people. A bunch of rich pricks are seriously taking over though! The town is also growing to fast for its own good, which will soon drive many away, we don't need to be another Milwaukee.
7.) Month of your birth?
April
Definition:
the month were the sexiest bitches are born
8.) Last person you talked to?
Mom
Definition:
The woman who loves you unconditionally from birth, the one who puts her kids before herself and the one who you can always count on above everyone else. Just telling her your problems makes you feel better because mom's always know how to make it all go away. Even if you fight, know that she's just looking out for your best interests.
9.) One of your nicknames?
Jakie
Definition:
Glasgow slang for an alcoholic
ah you fucking jakie
(Just a note, if you ever do find yourself in Waukesha, WI you REALLY hafta try a ponza from Jimmy's Grotto like it says... it's probably my favorite meal in the world!)
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Doesn't it fit though? x3
