Rules:
Go to https://www.urbandictionary.com and type in your answers to the following questions.
Post a definition it gives you.



1.) Your name?

jordan

Definition:

A different word for very large penis. (seriously...what the...)


2.) Your age?

17

Definition:

also known as the spread eagle position

3.) One of your friends?

chris

Definition:

is a slang for huge cock. like incredibly huge. (.... are you serious)


4.) What should you be doing?

taking a shower

Definition:

Device that men use to wack off while at thier in-laws house (right...this is getting ridiculous)

5.) Favorite color?

bronze

Definition:

the police


6.) Birthplace?

kent

Definition:

Kent is a county in southeast England. It is known that Kent is full of pikeys and has the most number of caravans and mobile homes in England.


7.) Month of your birth?

december

Definition

The best month out of the entire year. That's why they left it last.

8.) Last person you talked to?

dad

Definition:

the one who knocked-up your mom
horny guy + no condom = dad

9.) One of your nicknames?

draggie ^^

Definition:

A cutesy name for a Dragon,


10.) Tag Three people:
tag. you're it (ooooh i went there)