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Eh, whoever thought rain was a good idea

Like, how many times have your carpets been soaked again when they were just dry enough to bring in. Or, you notice it's getting pretty late and you could fancy something dandy from the store before it closes. You make a step outside and WHOOP there's your rain! Would you consider yourself happy when you finally collapse on your household pottery in a mess of sweat and water, clutching that tiny bag of walnuts.
Perhaps you're happily hauling your new console home with a bike, when rain, in it's willingness, decides to give you a hand. You see son, rain has the ALLMIGHTY power of slapping you silly and transforming your face from 8) to 8C

Now of course you could just humbly crawl under some cover or perhaps pull out your nifty umbrella capable of folding into singularity. That leaves you either with a thing of which main function is to break apart or wishing really really hard it doesn't start blowing sideways.
I say, stand up to this arrogant and selfish force of nature! We don't need to put up with this

Solution? Well...this'll take some effort but it'll be worth it. We need to dig a deep hole on land, a really really really really really really deep hole. But once that's done we simply replace all the ocean water with mercury :T Being lighter,water will pour into the hole which we'll permanently seal after the job is done
Problem solved. No more rain (mercury boils at some 300 degrees) No more wet carpets or clothes 8F ...if you DO get soaked stuff drains faaast, you get my point, get your showels, PROCEED!



...this simply can't fail

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