Rules:
Go to https://www.urbandictionary.com and type in your answers to the following questions.
Post a definition it gives you.

I used the top hit by each search~


1.) Your name?
Thea

Definition-
"The coolest most sexy funny smart badass dudette in the universe
'Oh man, that girl is such a Thea, way outta my league.' "


2.) Your age?
17

Definition -
"The right age to start having sex, according to Chef on South Park
'Chef: "The right time to start having sex is 17."
Sheila: "So you mean 17 as long as you're in love?"
Chef: "Nope, just 17."
Gerald: "But what if you're not ready at 17?"
Chef: "17, you're ready." ' "


3.) One of your friends?
Kite (I dunno lol)

Definition-
Correspondence received while incarcerated.
'My cuz sent me a kite...told me to hold it down while I' m doin' my bid.'


4.) What should you be doing?
Tidying

Definition-
A feeble attempt to slightly clean a area.

"Hey did you just sweep dust under the rug?!"
"Yea thats how you Tidy you idiot"
"OH your tidying...well that explains it"


5.) Favorite color?
Purple

Definition-
Extremely potent marijuana, specifically marijuana buds that have a purple hue to them. Also accompanied by a fragant, usually fruity smell and mad perma-grin.


6.) Birthplace?
Yeovil

Definition-
1.a total shit hole with no decent skate spots or skate parks. 2. ninesprings ... wow! a tree! 3.pearcy belongs here ... with all the other tramps. 4. plenty of sheep for the welsh, ... ok so i lied

1.poopy holien.
2.yay! water!
3.fucking arse-crammer.
4.baaaaa!


7.) Month of your birth?
April

Definition-
A left-leaning, cultured, intelligent, down-to-earth chic that has tons of friends throughout the world. She's a lover of cinema and ethnic cuisines, has a witty sense of humor and is a great person to get advice from. She's the friend that is always there if you need her. She's also fantastic in the sack.
"That chic is so awesome. What an April."

"I got the best blowjob I've ever had. That girl was a real April." (wtf. xD)


8.) Last person you talked to?
Fara

Definition-
a hot girl who has a pretty face and has a good personality, in other words PERFECT!
"omg look at that girl, she is such a fara, i want to bang her!"
(Hurrrrrr.)


9.) One of your nicknames?
Dead

Definition-
Britney Spear's career
"Wow britney spears sucks"