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Urban Dictionary Meme (For a damn good reason...)
15 years ago
What are all you whipper snappers doing here...?
I hate these stupid "fill out a list memes" due to the knowledge of what a meme really is. (Look up the tabletop RPG "Transhuman Space" for an amazingly good primer on it.) But, I know how some of these items play out and I just got do it iff* because of the definition for my name (which is only half true and I have no musical talent...)
* Iff == If and only if.
Rules:
Go to www.urbandictionary.com and type in your answers to the following questions.
Post a definition it gives you.
1.) Your name?
Colin
Definition-
A name for sexy boys who often use guitars. Often confused with Colon, the body part. Common to be very popular with girls; potentially due to large penis oh yeah..
Wow, there is that guy Colin, he is so sexy while playing the guitar naked.
2.) Your age?
22
Definition-
turkish symbol for masturbation - 3 is the hand - 1 is the cock
3.) One of your friends?
Paul
Definition-
A common given name for males, derived from the Roman surname Paulus (Latin: "small" or "humble"). Put simply, it is the greatest name to grace the Earth. Seriously. It is the best name in existance.
Why is the name Paul so awesome?
Cause' Stone Cold said so.
4.) What should you be doing?
Programming
Definition-
The art of turning caffeine into Error Messages.
12-midnight is the critcal point for programming, at which time the relationship of errors vs caffeine increases exponentially.
5.) Favorite color?
Blue
Definition-
The feeling when u wake up at 7 in the morning and remembering it's a monday.
"i got the monday blues"
6.) Birthplace?
Jeffersonville
Definition-
Jeffersonville is a city in Southern Indiana, and of all cities in this region, it is most likely the one with the fewest "hicks". While it does have many cornfields, downtown Jeffersonville is actually a nice place to spend the day. There is an amazing view of the Ohio River and Louisville, Kentucky. I wouldn't quite call it a tourist destination, but if you were going somewhere and Jeffersonville was on the way, you might want to stop there if you have a bit of extra time. The majority of people there are very nice and know much history about both the region itself and most of the world. Sadly, along with many other Southern cities in Indiana, the "hick" stereotype is often addressed to Jeffersonville. However, you have to go up a bit farther to find "hicks". That said, you won't find many around here--it's just like any other small city; some people are ungodly intelligent, and others aren't. Some people have obnoxious heavy southern accents...most don't. Some people are complete imbaciles...and again, most aren't.
Jeffersonville has some nice local restaraunts, especially downtown. So if you happen to be traveling and need something amazing to eat with fair prices, you're in the right place.
If you happen to be moving to Jeffersonville, don't be discouraged just because it happens to be in Indiana. There is actually lots of nice housing, and you'll probably end up with some of the most friendly neighbors you could ask for. No, you aren't going to live on a farm wherever you go. You're going to live in a nice house, just like anywhere else on Earth.
Most people in Jeffersonville are well educated, and tons of them are relatively athletic. Most of the schools in Jeffersonville are nice and up-to-date.
The neighboring cities of Jeffersonville tend to be a bit more "country". This does not mean that they aren't nice, though, as on your way out you might want to stop in Clarksville or Louisville, especially if you're looking for a few small attractions or food.
It's not my favorite place in the world, but that doesn't mean it isn't great.
Jeffersonville is probably one of the most useful cities in Indiana, as well as not having many "hicks".
7.) Month of your birth?
July
Definition-
the birthstone for this month is Opal, but there is also a cheaper Rose Zicron. and it's also the best month ever if your birthday is in it
My birth month is in October.
8.) Last person you talked to?
The Maintenance Man
Definition-
A man who is called upon for simple maintenance issues a woman may have. For example, unclogging her pipes, knocking wood, or laying pipe. The woman is typically a YUPI who is not interested in a relationship, at least not with the man in question. The maintenance man usually does his job in the late evening and leaves when the "job" is complete. Maintenance man services are free of charge.
Ex. 1: I hear Baltimore has a lot of girls just looking for a maintenance man.
Ex. 2: Yeh, I'm doing part time maintenance man work now, but I'm looking to pick up a few more clients.
9.) One of your nicknames?
Ciaran
Definition-
a sexy-licious irishmen who has an extremely nice jelly which leah-anne should keep her nasty paws off. anyways, back to ciaran. he has a very advanced case of sexy-itis. you get the picture. i lub my ciaran i do!
"damn! look at ciaran!! o how i want him!!"
"well why dont you get off yer arse and seduce
im?"
First off, yes that's the ENTIRE and only Jeffersonville entry there and actually the one I do live in (and for the most part it's perfectly true about the city, too).
* Iff == If and only if.
Rules:
Go to www.urbandictionary.com and type in your answers to the following questions.
Post a definition it gives you.
1.) Your name?
Colin
Definition-
A name for sexy boys who often use guitars. Often confused with Colon, the body part. Common to be very popular with girls; potentially due to large penis oh yeah..
Wow, there is that guy Colin, he is so sexy while playing the guitar naked.
2.) Your age?
22
Definition-
turkish symbol for masturbation - 3 is the hand - 1 is the cock
3.) One of your friends?
Paul
Definition-
A common given name for males, derived from the Roman surname Paulus (Latin: "small" or "humble"). Put simply, it is the greatest name to grace the Earth. Seriously. It is the best name in existance.
Why is the name Paul so awesome?
Cause' Stone Cold said so.
4.) What should you be doing?
Programming
Definition-
The art of turning caffeine into Error Messages.
12-midnight is the critcal point for programming, at which time the relationship of errors vs caffeine increases exponentially.
5.) Favorite color?
Blue
Definition-
The feeling when u wake up at 7 in the morning and remembering it's a monday.
"i got the monday blues"
6.) Birthplace?
Jeffersonville
Definition-
Jeffersonville is a city in Southern Indiana, and of all cities in this region, it is most likely the one with the fewest "hicks". While it does have many cornfields, downtown Jeffersonville is actually a nice place to spend the day. There is an amazing view of the Ohio River and Louisville, Kentucky. I wouldn't quite call it a tourist destination, but if you were going somewhere and Jeffersonville was on the way, you might want to stop there if you have a bit of extra time. The majority of people there are very nice and know much history about both the region itself and most of the world. Sadly, along with many other Southern cities in Indiana, the "hick" stereotype is often addressed to Jeffersonville. However, you have to go up a bit farther to find "hicks". That said, you won't find many around here--it's just like any other small city; some people are ungodly intelligent, and others aren't. Some people have obnoxious heavy southern accents...most don't. Some people are complete imbaciles...and again, most aren't.
Jeffersonville has some nice local restaraunts, especially downtown. So if you happen to be traveling and need something amazing to eat with fair prices, you're in the right place.
If you happen to be moving to Jeffersonville, don't be discouraged just because it happens to be in Indiana. There is actually lots of nice housing, and you'll probably end up with some of the most friendly neighbors you could ask for. No, you aren't going to live on a farm wherever you go. You're going to live in a nice house, just like anywhere else on Earth.
Most people in Jeffersonville are well educated, and tons of them are relatively athletic. Most of the schools in Jeffersonville are nice and up-to-date.
The neighboring cities of Jeffersonville tend to be a bit more "country". This does not mean that they aren't nice, though, as on your way out you might want to stop in Clarksville or Louisville, especially if you're looking for a few small attractions or food.
It's not my favorite place in the world, but that doesn't mean it isn't great.
Jeffersonville is probably one of the most useful cities in Indiana, as well as not having many "hicks".
7.) Month of your birth?
July
Definition-
the birthstone for this month is Opal, but there is also a cheaper Rose Zicron. and it's also the best month ever if your birthday is in it
My birth month is in October.
8.) Last person you talked to?
The Maintenance Man
Definition-
A man who is called upon for simple maintenance issues a woman may have. For example, unclogging her pipes, knocking wood, or laying pipe. The woman is typically a YUPI who is not interested in a relationship, at least not with the man in question. The maintenance man usually does his job in the late evening and leaves when the "job" is complete. Maintenance man services are free of charge.
Ex. 1: I hear Baltimore has a lot of girls just looking for a maintenance man.
Ex. 2: Yeh, I'm doing part time maintenance man work now, but I'm looking to pick up a few more clients.
9.) One of your nicknames?
Ciaran
Definition-
a sexy-licious irishmen who has an extremely nice jelly which leah-anne should keep her nasty paws off. anyways, back to ciaran. he has a very advanced case of sexy-itis. you get the picture. i lub my ciaran i do!
"damn! look at ciaran!! o how i want him!!"
"well why dont you get off yer arse and seduce
im?"
First off, yes that's the ENTIRE and only Jeffersonville entry there and actually the one I do live in (and for the most part it's perfectly true about the city, too).
