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urban dictionary meme
15 years ago
Rules: Go to www.urbandictionary.com and type in your answers to the following ten questions. Post the first definition it gives you.
1. What is your name?
oliver
INTENSE, diligent, crazy, insane, sweet, awesome, anything cool!
2. How old are you?
18
The age where an American can: 1. Legally buy pornography 2. Legally buy cigarettes 3. Legally gamble in Indian Casinos 4. Legally be concidered an adult 5. Be tried as an adult in a court of law 6. Be drafted for a war they don't believe in ... but still cannot buy alcohol.
Billy: Wow! I turned 18! I'm going to buy cigarettes and gamble in a shoddy Indian casino!
Joey: Wow! I turned 21! I'm going to buy vodka and gamble in a real casino!
Billy: ... damn country.
3. What is one of your friends’ names?
Radio
A once novel concept completely and utterly destroyed by Clear Channel, which owns every radio station and only plays three shitty songs in steady rotation.
4. What should you be doing?
(trying on old)clothes
Pieces of fabric shaped and stitched so that they may be worn on the body. Are increasingly becoming a symbol of social status.
Many people are being classified based on what kind of clothes they wear. You've probably done it, too.
5. What is your favourite colour?
Blue
The hue of the portion of the visible spectrum lying between green and indigo, evoked in a human observer by radiant energy with wavelengths of approximately 420 to 490 nanometers.
6. Where were you born?
Newton, NJ
A place the defies the usual stereotypes of NJ. In Sussex County, a great place to do a little shopping.
7. What month were you born in?
October
the birthstone for this month is Opal, but there is also a cheaper Rose Zicron. and it's also the best month ever if your birthday is in it
My birth month is in October.
8. What day were you born on?
thursday
verb: to partake in anal sex noun: anal sex
We just thursdayed, and now i can't even walk.
9. Who was the last person you talked to?
Lily
An amazing name. People with this name usually kick ass at everything they do.
10. What is one of your nicknames?
Chan (short for Chanicle)
a japanese honorific, or suffix added to the end of one's name. chan is usually used when: 1. the person is a small child, ie, younger sibling or friends sibling 2. the person is cute, usually younger, usually a girl 3. can be used on pet cats, dogs, etc.. -chan is mostly used by those in the anime community in america. chan is not often used unless you are familiar with that person and they are younger then you, or they are someone you are familiar with's younger sibling. since chan can mean cute, some boys looking to be manly may be a bit offended by it. also, it should be noted that the suffix chan is used mostly among friends. you wouldnt greet a freshman you dont know as chan, but perhaps as <their name>-kohai. (kohai meaning something along the lines of lower classman)
1. What is your name?
oliver
INTENSE, diligent, crazy, insane, sweet, awesome, anything cool!
2. How old are you?
18
The age where an American can: 1. Legally buy pornography 2. Legally buy cigarettes 3. Legally gamble in Indian Casinos 4. Legally be concidered an adult 5. Be tried as an adult in a court of law 6. Be drafted for a war they don't believe in ... but still cannot buy alcohol.
Billy: Wow! I turned 18! I'm going to buy cigarettes and gamble in a shoddy Indian casino!
Joey: Wow! I turned 21! I'm going to buy vodka and gamble in a real casino!
Billy: ... damn country.
3. What is one of your friends’ names?
Radio
A once novel concept completely and utterly destroyed by Clear Channel, which owns every radio station and only plays three shitty songs in steady rotation.
4. What should you be doing?
(trying on old)clothes
Pieces of fabric shaped and stitched so that they may be worn on the body. Are increasingly becoming a symbol of social status.
Many people are being classified based on what kind of clothes they wear. You've probably done it, too.
5. What is your favourite colour?
Blue
The hue of the portion of the visible spectrum lying between green and indigo, evoked in a human observer by radiant energy with wavelengths of approximately 420 to 490 nanometers.
6. Where were you born?
Newton, NJ
A place the defies the usual stereotypes of NJ. In Sussex County, a great place to do a little shopping.
7. What month were you born in?
October
the birthstone for this month is Opal, but there is also a cheaper Rose Zicron. and it's also the best month ever if your birthday is in it
My birth month is in October.
8. What day were you born on?
thursday
verb: to partake in anal sex noun: anal sex
We just thursdayed, and now i can't even walk.
9. Who was the last person you talked to?
Lily
An amazing name. People with this name usually kick ass at everything they do.
10. What is one of your nicknames?
Chan (short for Chanicle)
a japanese honorific, or suffix added to the end of one's name. chan is usually used when: 1. the person is a small child, ie, younger sibling or friends sibling 2. the person is cute, usually younger, usually a girl 3. can be used on pet cats, dogs, etc.. -chan is mostly used by those in the anime community in america. chan is not often used unless you are familiar with that person and they are younger then you, or they are someone you are familiar with's younger sibling. since chan can mean cute, some boys looking to be manly may be a bit offended by it. also, it should be noted that the suffix chan is used mostly among friends. you wouldnt greet a freshman you dont know as chan, but perhaps as <their name>-kohai. (kohai meaning something along the lines of lower classman)
