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Urban Dictionary Meme
15 years ago
Rules:
Go to www.urbandictionary.com and type in your answers to the following questions.
Post a definition it gives you.
Alike Cowbie, i'll use the top hit each time for fun. =P
1.) Your name?
Martin
Definition-
"A guy who acts shy but actually has a big penis
that guy is quiet, but he's a martin"
2.) Your age?
20
Definition -
"the number before 21 and after 19. generally used when counting.
"i can count to twenty!"
"twenty is my favorite number.""
3.) One of your friends?
Drew
Definition-
"Generally a smart, caring, intelligent, slightly sarcastic guy whose full name is usually Andrew. Also, very handsome and charming. Ass-hole tendencies are sporatic, but infrequent.
Hey, that guy's name must be Drew. That would explain why he's so hot and smart at the same time!"
(That definition is actually scarily accurate, Drew's awesome, miss ya.)
4.) What should you be doing?
Job
Definition-
"Means by which at least 30% of your life is stolen from you to enrich the owners of a company making useless shit that some other poor idiot in a job will buy."
5.) Favorite color?
Blue
Definition-
"The hue of the portion of the visible spectrum lying between green and indigo, evoked in a human observer by radiant energy with wavelengths of approximately 420 to 490 nanometers.
The sky is blue."
6.) Birthplace?
Devon (Won't get too specific here)
Definition-
A loudmouthed numbskull; an ignoramus who runs his mouth like an idiot. Once-common British term for an imbecilic buffoon now gaining widespread popularity among American surfers.
How long must we endure that pathetic devon flapping his yap like the retard he is?
7.) Month of your birth?
October
Definition-
"the birthstone for this month is Opal, but there is also a cheaper Rose Zicron. and it's also the best month ever if your birthday is in it
My birth month is in October."
8.) Last person you talked to?
Quave
Definition-
"A nice ass on a girl; someone who has a good butt.
That girl over there has a real quave."
9.) One of your nicknames?
Zeem
Definition-
"A Zeem is a type of person who is usually between the ages of early teens to late twentys. This type of person is usually one who is more likely to stay inside of his room and be less social with the peers of his own age, and instead will feel more comfortable playing video games (like World of Warcraft and Burnout Revenge) and watching Japanese Animation (Like Pokemon and Yu-Gi-Oh!). Because of the fact that the stay indoors they will most likely be more self-concious of their physical appearance (e.g. poor dental quality, poor complexion) and so they will find it deifficult to mix with peers. And because of this, they will find a person/people of a younger age to make friends with.
Guy 1: What happened to Martin?
Guy 2: Oh he became a Zeem!
Guy 1: A what?
Guy 2: Basically he stays inside playing games and worrying about his appearance and breath."
My college friends were dicks, i'm afraid. xD
Go to www.urbandictionary.com and type in your answers to the following questions.
Post a definition it gives you.
Alike Cowbie, i'll use the top hit each time for fun. =P
1.) Your name?
Martin
Definition-
"A guy who acts shy but actually has a big penis
that guy is quiet, but he's a martin"
2.) Your age?
20
Definition -
"the number before 21 and after 19. generally used when counting.
"i can count to twenty!"
"twenty is my favorite number.""
3.) One of your friends?
Drew
Definition-
"Generally a smart, caring, intelligent, slightly sarcastic guy whose full name is usually Andrew. Also, very handsome and charming. Ass-hole tendencies are sporatic, but infrequent.
Hey, that guy's name must be Drew. That would explain why he's so hot and smart at the same time!"
(That definition is actually scarily accurate, Drew's awesome, miss ya.)
4.) What should you be doing?
Job
Definition-
"Means by which at least 30% of your life is stolen from you to enrich the owners of a company making useless shit that some other poor idiot in a job will buy."
5.) Favorite color?
Blue
Definition-
"The hue of the portion of the visible spectrum lying between green and indigo, evoked in a human observer by radiant energy with wavelengths of approximately 420 to 490 nanometers.
The sky is blue."
6.) Birthplace?
Devon (Won't get too specific here)
Definition-
A loudmouthed numbskull; an ignoramus who runs his mouth like an idiot. Once-common British term for an imbecilic buffoon now gaining widespread popularity among American surfers.
How long must we endure that pathetic devon flapping his yap like the retard he is?
7.) Month of your birth?
October
Definition-
"the birthstone for this month is Opal, but there is also a cheaper Rose Zicron. and it's also the best month ever if your birthday is in it
My birth month is in October."
8.) Last person you talked to?
Quave
Definition-
"A nice ass on a girl; someone who has a good butt.
That girl over there has a real quave."
9.) One of your nicknames?
Zeem
Definition-
"A Zeem is a type of person who is usually between the ages of early teens to late twentys. This type of person is usually one who is more likely to stay inside of his room and be less social with the peers of his own age, and instead will feel more comfortable playing video games (like World of Warcraft and Burnout Revenge) and watching Japanese Animation (Like Pokemon and Yu-Gi-Oh!). Because of the fact that the stay indoors they will most likely be more self-concious of their physical appearance (e.g. poor dental quality, poor complexion) and so they will find it deifficult to mix with peers. And because of this, they will find a person/people of a younger age to make friends with.
Guy 1: What happened to Martin?
Guy 2: Oh he became a Zeem!
Guy 1: A what?
Guy 2: Basically he stays inside playing games and worrying about his appearance and breath."
My college friends were dicks, i'm afraid. xD
