Manly Meme
15 years ago
Stolen from
Envy, who stole it from someone else.
01) [ ] You own tools that you use regularly
02) [X] You carry a wallet - Anything else would be a waste of space.
03) [X] You prefer movies or shows where there is more action than romance - Really more comedy, but action beats romance.
04) [X] You spit on the ground when not in a building.- More due to asthma.
05) [] You scratch where it itches when it itches
06) [] Your idea of good footwear is boots or tough tennis.
07) [X] Your wardrobe only changes if you gain weight or the clothes fall apart.
08) [X] You don't count calories when eating.- If you met me IRL, you'd understand.
09) [] You have deodorant strong enough to make you socially acceptable but not strong enough to make you smell like it. -Sorry, only oderless do to allergies.
10) [] You tend to wipe your hands on your clothes instead of a napkin. - When a napkin is available, I use it.
Total So Far: 5
Do you love:
11) [X] Video games- I guess this one is in there so all men have at least 2%?
12) [] Working on mechanical items.
13) [] Building things.
14) [] Working out on gym machines.
15) [] Getting in and out of stores as quickly as possible. -
16) [] Football
17) [] Baseball
18) [] Wrestling
19) [] Boxing
20) [] Hunting and/or fishing - I tried both and hated them.
Total So Far: 6
Do you shop at:
21) [] Home Depot
22) [] Lowe's
23) [] Big and Tall men's stores
24) [] Hunting and Fishing supply shops
25) [] Auto supply stores or other mechanic shops
26) [X] Hobby shops -Magic: the Gathering dork here.
27) [] Comic book stores -I buy online.
28) [] Sports supply stores
29) [X] Video game stores
30) [] Electronic supply stores
Total So Far: 8
Do you say:
31) [] Son
32) [] I can fix it.
33) [] Man-up
34) [] When I was your age
35) [] Don't be a wuss.
36) [] It's just a scratch
37) [] Take it like a man.
38) [] That's not how you do it.
39) [X] (Shit) - I do randomly curse a lot.
40) [] Here's your (insert profanity and what the person just said).
Total So Far: 9
Do you read:
41) [] Field and Stream.
42) [] Bear Magazine
43) [] Playboy
44) [] Sports Illustrated- I only ever read it because all other book in the doctor's office are designed for middle-aged women.
45) [] Pro Football Weekly
46) [X] (European) Comic books -I collect trades. ^^;;;
47) [] Men's Health
48) [] Men's Fitness
49) [] Men's Journal
50) [] Private Media Group, Inc.
Total: 10
Multiply your total by 2 and then you have your percent: 20%
Um, wow.I honestly knew I was never that manly of a guy, but I thought I would at least get higher than a twenty. No, ait, take that back, I like my low score. ^^

01) [ ] You own tools that you use regularly
02) [X] You carry a wallet - Anything else would be a waste of space.
03) [X] You prefer movies or shows where there is more action than romance - Really more comedy, but action beats romance.
04) [X] You spit on the ground when not in a building.- More due to asthma.
05) [] You scratch where it itches when it itches
06) [] Your idea of good footwear is boots or tough tennis.
07) [X] Your wardrobe only changes if you gain weight or the clothes fall apart.
08) [X] You don't count calories when eating.- If you met me IRL, you'd understand.
09) [] You have deodorant strong enough to make you socially acceptable but not strong enough to make you smell like it. -Sorry, only oderless do to allergies.
10) [] You tend to wipe your hands on your clothes instead of a napkin. - When a napkin is available, I use it.
Total So Far: 5
Do you love:
11) [X] Video games- I guess this one is in there so all men have at least 2%?
12) [] Working on mechanical items.
13) [] Building things.
14) [] Working out on gym machines.
15) [] Getting in and out of stores as quickly as possible. -
16) [] Football
17) [] Baseball
18) [] Wrestling
19) [] Boxing
20) [] Hunting and/or fishing - I tried both and hated them.
Total So Far: 6
Do you shop at:
21) [] Home Depot
22) [] Lowe's
23) [] Big and Tall men's stores
24) [] Hunting and Fishing supply shops
25) [] Auto supply stores or other mechanic shops
26) [X] Hobby shops -Magic: the Gathering dork here.
27) [] Comic book stores -I buy online.
28) [] Sports supply stores
29) [X] Video game stores
30) [] Electronic supply stores
Total So Far: 8
Do you say:
31) [] Son
32) [] I can fix it.
33) [] Man-up
34) [] When I was your age
35) [] Don't be a wuss.
36) [] It's just a scratch
37) [] Take it like a man.
38) [] That's not how you do it.
39) [X] (Shit) - I do randomly curse a lot.
40) [] Here's your (insert profanity and what the person just said).
Total So Far: 9
Do you read:
41) [] Field and Stream.
42) [] Bear Magazine
43) [] Playboy
44) [] Sports Illustrated- I only ever read it because all other book in the doctor's office are designed for middle-aged women.
45) [] Pro Football Weekly
46) [X] (European) Comic books -I collect trades. ^^;;;
47) [] Men's Health
48) [] Men's Fitness
49) [] Men's Journal
50) [] Private Media Group, Inc.
Total: 10
Multiply your total by 2 and then you have your percent: 20%
Um, wow.I honestly knew I was never that manly of a guy, but I thought I would at least get higher than a twenty. No, ait, take that back, I like my low score. ^^
I prefer romance to action. You typically get stronger characters with romance at least, exceptions being things like Twilight where the characters are as vacant as the flattest action movie's. (Of course that doesn't preclude action films from having strong characters, ie Ghost in the Shell, but romance by definition has to be more character driven)