Manly Meme
15 years ago
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I normally don't do these but this shows that I'm not a turboqueer o_o *dodges getting flamed for such a term!*
Snagged from
who took it from someone else, and so on.
01) [X] You own tools that you use regularly
02) [X] You carry a wallet - Looking for a thinner wallet too
03) [X] You prefer movies or shows where there is more action than romance - <3
04) [ ] You spit on the ground when not in a building.- That's just crude
05) [X] You scratch where it itches when it itches - Only if it aint the groin, and that too periodically <_<
06) [X] Your idea of good footwear is boots or tough tennis. - Gonna count my sailing sandals, these fuckers are huge
07) [X] Your wardrobe only changes if you gain weight or the clothes fall apart. - Or when I find a fucking kick ass shirt on shirt.woot.
08) [X] You don't count calories when eating.- Imma fatty IRL ;_____;
09) [X] You have deodorant strong enough to make you socially acceptable but not strong enough to make you smell like it. - Nope, deodorant is my cologne. GOOD deodorant doesn't smell like rainbows, so I count this one.
10) [X] You tend to wipe your hands on your clothes instead of a napkin. - REALLY bad about this.
Total So Far: 9
Do you love:
11) [X] Video games - <3
12) [X] Working on mechanical items. - Depends! Quite a bit!
13) [X] Building things. - Legos?
14) [] Working out on gym machines.
15) [X] Getting in and out of stores as quickly as possible. - I hate long store trips
16) [] Football
17) [] Baseball
18) [] Wrestling
19) [] Boxing
20) [X] Hunting and/or fishing - Fishing is actually interesting, but I suck at it.
Total So Far: 14
Do you shop at:
21) [X] Home Depot - Lowes and this one for any home needs
22) [X] Lowe's
23) [] Big and Tall men's stores
24) [] Hunting and Fishing supply shops
25) [X] Auto supply stores or other mechanic shops - When I need parts, where else?
26) [X] Hobby shops - For making shit
27) [] Comic book stores - Online comics
28) [] Sports supply stores
29) [X] Video game stores
30) [X] Electronic supply stores - <3
Total So Far: 20
Do you say:
31) [] Son
32) [X] I can fix it.
33) [] Man-up
34) [] When I was your age
35) [X] Don't be a wuss.
36) [X] It's just a scratch
37) [] Take it like a man.
38) [X] That's not how you do it.
39) [X] (Shit) - I do randomly curse a lot.
40) [] Here's your (insert profanity and what the person just said).
Total So Far: 25
Do you read:
41) [] Field and Stream
42) [] Bear Magazine - Like, gay bears? o_O
43) [] Playboy
44) [] Sports Illustrated
45) [] Pro Football Weekly
46) [X] (online) Comic books
47) [X] Men's Health - When I can
48) [] Men's Fitness
49) [] Men's Journal
50) [X] Private Media Group, Inc. - Maximum PC
Total: 28
Multiply your total by 2 and then you have your percent: 56% FFFFF What the fuck. This thing's a poor management due to shitty magazine choices.
So yeah I am a bit of a faggot sometimes (OK I'm not super manly but I'm not a flamer, fffff) So yeah.
Snagged from
who took it from someone else, and so on.01) [X] You own tools that you use regularly
02) [X] You carry a wallet - Looking for a thinner wallet too
03) [X] You prefer movies or shows where there is more action than romance - <3
04) [ ] You spit on the ground when not in a building.- That's just crude
05) [X] You scratch where it itches when it itches - Only if it aint the groin, and that too periodically <_<
06) [X] Your idea of good footwear is boots or tough tennis. - Gonna count my sailing sandals, these fuckers are huge
07) [X] Your wardrobe only changes if you gain weight or the clothes fall apart. - Or when I find a fucking kick ass shirt on shirt.woot.
08) [X] You don't count calories when eating.- Imma fatty IRL ;_____;
09) [X] You have deodorant strong enough to make you socially acceptable but not strong enough to make you smell like it. - Nope, deodorant is my cologne. GOOD deodorant doesn't smell like rainbows, so I count this one.
10) [X] You tend to wipe your hands on your clothes instead of a napkin. - REALLY bad about this.
Total So Far: 9
Do you love:
11) [X] Video games - <3
12) [X] Working on mechanical items. - Depends! Quite a bit!
13) [X] Building things. - Legos?
14) [] Working out on gym machines.
15) [X] Getting in and out of stores as quickly as possible. - I hate long store trips
16) [] Football
17) [] Baseball
18) [] Wrestling
19) [] Boxing
20) [X] Hunting and/or fishing - Fishing is actually interesting, but I suck at it.
Total So Far: 14
Do you shop at:
21) [X] Home Depot - Lowes and this one for any home needs
22) [X] Lowe's
23) [] Big and Tall men's stores
24) [] Hunting and Fishing supply shops
25) [X] Auto supply stores or other mechanic shops - When I need parts, where else?
26) [X] Hobby shops - For making shit
27) [] Comic book stores - Online comics
28) [] Sports supply stores
29) [X] Video game stores
30) [X] Electronic supply stores - <3
Total So Far: 20
Do you say:
31) [] Son
32) [X] I can fix it.
33) [] Man-up
34) [] When I was your age
35) [X] Don't be a wuss.
36) [X] It's just a scratch
37) [] Take it like a man.
38) [X] That's not how you do it.
39) [X] (Shit) - I do randomly curse a lot.
40) [] Here's your (insert profanity and what the person just said).
Total So Far: 25
Do you read:
41) [] Field and Stream
42) [] Bear Magazine - Like, gay bears? o_O
43) [] Playboy
44) [] Sports Illustrated
45) [] Pro Football Weekly
46) [X] (online) Comic books
47) [X] Men's Health - When I can
48) [] Men's Fitness
49) [] Men's Journal
50) [X] Private Media Group, Inc. - Maximum PC
Total: 28
Multiply your total by 2 and then you have your percent: 56% FFFFF What the fuck. This thing's a poor management due to shitty magazine choices.
So yeah I am a bit of a faggot sometimes (OK I'm not super manly but I'm not a flamer, fffff) So yeah.
FA+

I just
ahahahahahahaha (I'd probably score under 30% BUT STILL)