Rules:
Go to www.urbandictionary.com and type in your answers to the following questions.
Post a definition it gives you.


1.) Your age? 15
~ Any girl under eighteen who lies about her age. Closley related to the term jailbait but more devious.

Example; Jake went out with a total 15 last night he found out this morning when the cops showed up. (Haha Jailbait!)


2.) One of your friends? Pandora.
~ A Pandora is a codename given to husky german men whose pastimes include shootin bare jews and listenin to david hasselhoff because he is german. Their favourite sentence to use is ''deine mutter liebe meine Hosenschlange'' which in other words means ''your mother likes my trouser snake'' because it is known fact that all Pandoras have huge ''Hosenschlange's''. (LOLOL)


3.) What should you be doing? Nothing.
~Nothing is a term used to say that something is not physicly existant. Why is this definition more accurate? Because we can't just say its "no thing", otherwise it makes no sense that its a noun, since a noun is a person place or thing. Nothing is a thing - just not physical. As nothing is a logical idea, it is indeed a thing in a logical sense.

Example; I can see nothing, but I can't be nothing.


4.) Favorite color? Purple
~ 1) Marijuana
2) Adjective to describe how tight a girl is during intercourse.
3) Grape soda ingredient
4) The SEX COLOR (WEWT!)


5.) Birthplace? Adelaide.
~ A place that can be a hole sometimes but is generally awesome. If you haven't lived here you wouldn't know a thing about it, its the life behind the scenes that rocks out.

Eastern states cun suck shit, Adelaide is awesome. But if you want to succeed in life, don't study here.
If you do you'll probably become a hobo.

Warning: Adelaidians may -
throw rocks at you
shout at/abuse/hurt/discriminate you
try and rape you
try and kill you
try and sell absolute crap to you
hug you
call you a minda

Example; "I'm going to Adelaide tomorrow"
"How long for?"
"A day."
"Too long mate."

"I'm going to Adelaide tomorrow."
"WOOO! BOGANS!"

"I'm going to Adelaide tomorrow"
"What are you not going to forget?"
"A bus ticket."
"And?"
"My HIV vaccination, my ugg boots, my footy and my bullet proof vest."

"I'm going to Adelaide tomorrow"
"Oh. *glances away*"

"I'm going to Adelaide tomorrow"
"AWESOME!" (FUCKYEAH!)


6.) Month of your birth? December
~The month in which the hottest women are born.

Example; That girl is FINE! She must have been born in December. (booyah)


7.) Last person you talked to? Mum.
~ A word americans don't know how to spell Also townies use the phrase 'your mum' as an insult

Example; me: fuck off
Townie: your mum (lolol ya mum)


8.) One of your nicknames? Keiko.
~ A regular Japanese name. Not having any reference, to any whale, or anything just. Just a name. Means: Gift from Above, or blessing. The word 'Keiko' is also pronounced 'Kay-co' (I FUCKING TOLD YOU, MEA) not 'Kee-co' like the whale's name.

Example; Me: Hi Keiko.
Keiko: Hi.