Anal on Males
Does a zebra have stripes?

Anal on Females
Please, no... not in her pooper...

Breasts
EW, excessive mammary glands

Breast Expansion
BALLOONS = NO

Weight Gain
Hell to the no

Bondage
Oh yes, a leash, a collar, some cuffs. MURR and PURR

Clothing
I wear it yes, during sex, not so much


Leather
I like the smell and feel of it a bit :3

Stockings
FUCKING LOVE 'EM

Shoe/Boots
Maybe with a uniform.

Suit and Tie
Cosplay <3

Muscle, Male
Fit, but not like 20 pack or gas tank biceps.

Muscle, Female
Physically impossible lol

Herm
It's a double edged sword and I'm staying clear of that shit.

Cub/Shota
Nope

Baby/Diaper
O.0 no

Transformation
interesting. Kuma does great work of this.

Macro/Micro
I don't wanna be a penny or a skyscraper.

Impregnation
Internal on males. Females is weird.

Pregnancy
What do you think? Given that vaginas are just bear-traps, fuck no

Lactation
EW!

Anal Vore
My butt is not a mouth...

Soul Vore
YOU CAN DO THAT?!

Cock Vore
Good for a nice chuckle or nightmare.

Standard Soft Vore
Rolling around on a giant tongue seems cool and hawt :3

Standard Hard Vore
I don't want to die. Or be eatededed.

Paw/Foot
FUCK YEAH! <33333333333333333

Incest
Same species yes, but iunno, if it's portrayed right then yeah

Clonecest
Who wouldn't fuck themselves, you would be your own sexual equal?

Yuri (F/F)
I thought this said you're it really fast... I was lied to. So no.

Yaoi (M/M)
Nuuu

Hetero (M/F)
The guy can stay, she can get the fuck out.

Androgony
Murrypurry

Girly Boys
I has one <3 wuv u

Butch Girls
Not really since that all think they can wear plaid or flannel.

Mind Control
Sense of control so it's kinda like domination?

Rape
There is no rape in this fandom.

Uniform
Military, police and COMMANDER SHEPARD!

Orgy
Fuck yeah, with my besties, brah and mate oh yes!

Subbing/Domming
I love doing both.

Biting
I bite but not like yougunnadie bite.

Solo Masturbation; Male
I'm a guy I fap all the time ;3

Solo Masturbation; Female
I hear they bleed from the same place...

Scat
Beeda badda booda beeta? (no)

Inflation
Balloons does not equal boners

Fat/Pudge
I like a bit of a belly but that's it. Once the dick starts to hide it's a nono.

Tech
TRON SUITS YES :3

Watersports
I love playing in the pool. Wait what does this mean?...(is explained) YOU ARE SICK FUCKING PEOPLE!

Glasses
Shush, please be quiet while I pound your ass in the library. Also, you have some late fees.

Tentacles
DUH

Oviposition
… -.- no.

Masochism
nope

Sadism
Double no

Partial Nudity
With the right pose, but everyone looks better nekkid.

Gore
Violent video games are good, violent sex is not.

*Sex during menstration
That is the scariest thought I have ever had in my fucking life.

Snuff
Who misspelled sniff?

Hyper
I am told I'm pretty hyper. Big dicks are pretty good, but once it can kill me hell no.

Zoophilia
blushes.


Electricity
I use it to start my computer and house, not my erection.

She-males
She bangs she bangs. Not in this case xD

Cross-dressing
I love fembois, since I have one XD

Oral
Blow-jobs are FUCKING AWESOME (and yes you are loud hun)

Asphyxiation
I love air, did I ever tell you that?

Wet-look
sweat and shower/pool scenes murr

Mud/Quicksand etc
No, just no.

Sinking
We are sinking! What's worse is that I have a boner! (no this is a joke fetish right? Is pudding next)

Spooge
110% babe <3

Tickling
Stop tickling you are going to make me pee.... OR CUM! (seriously)

Vomit
throws up. no.

Body hair
chest hair, that's it.

Older men/women
I have an age range, it's ten years from my age. Otherwise nono.

Skinny figure
Yeah (yes hun you are skinny, we both are)

Needles/pricking
Is it bad I laugh and make fun of so many fetishes? No, to both the question and the fetish.

Voyeurism/ Exhibitionism
I love to walk around naked and not care who watching me do stuff. Plus if the spy is hawt oh baby.

If anyone gets offended, don't feel special.