I'm taking up astronomy
to help figure out the stars for this gastronomy
cookin up steak
and adding up fries
skipping all the addition
so I can multiply
the nonsense that occurs
when a dollar hits your hand
makes you want to do a hand stand
is it for the rent
or for the car
or is it simple cause you just want moar
Who knows the answer ain't clear
so I tell you what I hold dear
the idea that you can get what you want
but its might cost cash
or even some seasoning like you was Mrs. Dash
lemonpepper chicken
Mmm...finger lickin
I got to say Blackula got a thinking

Like to commission me
I do some random stuff
but I do work for ya for simply 10 bucks
you pick what you want
as long as it ain't sexting
that what you call booty calling while you be texting
I like to draw for the fans
the 10 bucks is to rent the hands
and feed the mouth

So if you ever want a cheap commission just give good ole Blackula a shout
or a note

$10 bucks your character and a background and a hint of a rhyme
Its open whenever if you want to spend 100x dimes

And I'm always ready to haggle I took some feats
and some appraisal ranks