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You know you're from Sarasota when...
15 years ago
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1. Go to Google and type, "You know you're from (your city or state) when...." (hit "I'm feeling lucky")
2. Cut and paste the list.
3. Bold the items that apply to you
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•You have gotten dressed to “go out"? and all you have done all night is sit in the Taco Bell or Palmer parking lot on Clark Rd
•You shred natty
•You understand what the terms “drop dome"? and "rip" mean
•Siesta key is the only beach for you and you get mad when people say other beaches are better, because you know they aren’t.
•You become furious at the idiot ass tourists that let their little sun burnt children feed the seagulls.
•You can drink and drive and be home safely
•You don’t understand where the “Q"? in SRQ came from, but love calling your home by those three letters
•You hooked up with someone in the BC or know someone who has
•There are more retirement homes than clubs
•There is a distinct period of hell aka tourist season
•You have seen parents drink and play beer pong with their kids at parties
•Cotillion is an excuse to get a new dress and drink cheap liquor in the car before going inside
• You have been hit on and then asked if you are “visiting"? in the village by a local guy looking to score with the tourist girls
•You know that the village isn’t really a village
•The high schools looked like prisons
•Everyone’s parents had money so it wasn’t a big deal
•You asked your teachers to let you out early so you could get in line for Nacho Day
•You have taken pictures by the statues by Marina Jacks(seen people looking up her skirt tho)
•You know Sarasota has one of the highest rates of under-age drinking
•You've had plywood over your windows for over a month, and the fucking hurricane didn't even come
•You knew they were going to have breathalyzers at school functions, and you drank anyways.
•You know what S.K.O.B is
•Its 60 degrees out and everyone is walking around wearing mittens and scarves, but they are still wearing their flip flops.
•You have been caught drinking at crescent beach and ran...with your beer
•When the girls get in more fights than the boys
•You have asked a random guy in the ghetto to buy you alcohol.
•If you have gotten a cig warning at the beach
•People you don’t know ... already know your whole life and have shit against you.
•You have bought alcohol without getting carded... on the shell on MLK and 41
•In high school you drank more beer in the T-Bell parking lot then anywhere else!
•The vice principal of one of the high schools gets a dui…and is still employed.
•You know you're from Sarasota when you see someone at hollywood 20 wearing full camo and talking with an accent and you want to inform him that hes actually wealthy.
•People that arent from SRQ look at you like you are crazy when you respond with the word "trueee"
I know somebody who's done about everything on this list!!
2. Cut and paste the list.
3. Bold the items that apply to you
---
•You have gotten dressed to “go out"? and all you have done all night is sit in the Taco Bell or Palmer parking lot on Clark Rd
•You shred natty
•You understand what the terms “drop dome"? and "rip" mean
•Siesta key is the only beach for you and you get mad when people say other beaches are better, because you know they aren’t.
•You become furious at the idiot ass tourists that let their little sun burnt children feed the seagulls.
•You can drink and drive and be home safely
•You don’t understand where the “Q"? in SRQ came from, but love calling your home by those three letters
•You hooked up with someone in the BC or know someone who has
•There are more retirement homes than clubs
•There is a distinct period of hell aka tourist season
•You have seen parents drink and play beer pong with their kids at parties
•Cotillion is an excuse to get a new dress and drink cheap liquor in the car before going inside
• You have been hit on and then asked if you are “visiting"? in the village by a local guy looking to score with the tourist girls
•You know that the village isn’t really a village
•The high schools looked like prisons
•Everyone’s parents had money so it wasn’t a big deal
•You asked your teachers to let you out early so you could get in line for Nacho Day
•You have taken pictures by the statues by Marina Jacks(seen people looking up her skirt tho)
•You know Sarasota has one of the highest rates of under-age drinking
•You've had plywood over your windows for over a month, and the fucking hurricane didn't even come
•You knew they were going to have breathalyzers at school functions, and you drank anyways.
•You know what S.K.O.B is
•Its 60 degrees out and everyone is walking around wearing mittens and scarves, but they are still wearing their flip flops.
•You have been caught drinking at crescent beach and ran...with your beer
•When the girls get in more fights than the boys
•You have asked a random guy in the ghetto to buy you alcohol.
•If you have gotten a cig warning at the beach
•People you don’t know ... already know your whole life and have shit against you.
•You have bought alcohol without getting carded... on the shell on MLK and 41
•In high school you drank more beer in the T-Bell parking lot then anywhere else!
•The vice principal of one of the high schools gets a dui…and is still employed.
•You know you're from Sarasota when you see someone at hollywood 20 wearing full camo and talking with an accent and you want to inform him that hes actually wealthy.
•People that arent from SRQ look at you like you are crazy when you respond with the word "trueee"
I know somebody who's done about everything on this list!!
