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We're not in a Cow Town god damnit! >_<
15 years ago
You've never met any celebrities. - Never Have
Your idea of a traffic jam is ten cars waiting to pass a tractor on the highway. -A load of bullshit
"Vacation" means driving through Hocking Hills or going to King's Island. - Hocking Hills is gay.
You've seen all the biggest bands ten years after they were popular. - I've seen Nickelback
You measure distance in minutes. - ....Sometimes. >_>
Down south to you means Kentucky. - No, down South is Georgia
You know several people who have hit a deer. - My mom being one of them.
Your school classes were canceled because of cold. - Yes
Your school classes were canceled because of heat. - It's not that hot, fucking pussies.
You've ridden the school bus for an hour each way. - 15 minutes, AT MOST
You've ever had to switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day. - What's AC?
You think ethanol makes your truck "run a lot better." - Ethanol is lame
You know what's knee-high by the Fourth of July. - ???
Stores don't have bags; they have sacks. - No, they have bags.
You see people wear bib overalls at funerals. - A load of shit
You see a car running in the parking lot at the store with no one in it no matter what time of the year. - Yes
You end your sentences with an unnecessary preposition. Example:"Where's my coat at?" or "If you go to the mall I wanna go with." - NEVER. -_-
All the festivals across the state are named after a fruit, vegetable, or grain. - ....No
You install security lights on your house and garage and leave both unlocked. - No
You think of the major four food groups as beef, pork, beer, and Jell-O salad with marshmallows. - Jell-O is nasty as hell
You carry jumper cables in your car. - Who doesn't?
You know what "cow tipping" or "Possum Kicking" is. -....yes. >_<
You only own 3 spices: salt, pepper, and ketchup. - I'm a cook damnit!
You design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit. - ...
Driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with snow. - No, people don't know how to drive in the winter, or at all for that matter.
You think everyone from a bigger city has an accent. - NOT A FUCKING COW TOWN
You think sexy lingerie is tube socks and a flannel nightie. - fail
The local paper covers national and international headlines on one page but requires 6 pages for sports. - wow...
You think that deer season is a national holiday. - Hunting is fucking lame
You know which leaves make good toilet paper. - NOT A FUCKING COW TOWN
You find -20 degrees F "a little chilly". - No, -20 is fucking freezing.
You know all 4 seasons: Almost Winter, Winter, Still Winter, and Construction. - NOT A FUCKING COW TOWN
You know what a real buckeye is, and have a recipe for candy ones. - Yes...
You know if another Ohioian is from southern, middle or northern Ohio as soon as they open their mouth. - No
You can spell words like Cuyahoga and Tuscarawas. - What the fuck?
You know that Serpent Mound was not made by snakes. - wow...
You actually get these jokes and forward them to all your Ohio friends. - I have no friends.
Your idea of a traffic jam is ten cars waiting to pass a tractor on the highway. -A load of bullshit
"Vacation" means driving through Hocking Hills or going to King's Island. - Hocking Hills is gay.
You've seen all the biggest bands ten years after they were popular. - I've seen Nickelback
You measure distance in minutes. - ....Sometimes. >_>
Down south to you means Kentucky. - No, down South is Georgia
You know several people who have hit a deer. - My mom being one of them.
Your school classes were canceled because of cold. - Yes
Your school classes were canceled because of heat. - It's not that hot, fucking pussies.
You've ridden the school bus for an hour each way. - 15 minutes, AT MOST
You've ever had to switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day. - What's AC?
You think ethanol makes your truck "run a lot better." - Ethanol is lame
You know what's knee-high by the Fourth of July. - ???
Stores don't have bags; they have sacks. - No, they have bags.
You see people wear bib overalls at funerals. - A load of shit
You see a car running in the parking lot at the store with no one in it no matter what time of the year. - Yes
You end your sentences with an unnecessary preposition. Example:"Where's my coat at?" or "If you go to the mall I wanna go with." - NEVER. -_-
All the festivals across the state are named after a fruit, vegetable, or grain. - ....No
You install security lights on your house and garage and leave both unlocked. - No
You think of the major four food groups as beef, pork, beer, and Jell-O salad with marshmallows. - Jell-O is nasty as hell
You carry jumper cables in your car. - Who doesn't?
You know what "cow tipping" or "Possum Kicking" is. -....yes. >_<
You only own 3 spices: salt, pepper, and ketchup. - I'm a cook damnit!
You design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit. - ...
Driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with snow. - No, people don't know how to drive in the winter, or at all for that matter.
You think everyone from a bigger city has an accent. - NOT A FUCKING COW TOWN
You think sexy lingerie is tube socks and a flannel nightie. - fail
The local paper covers national and international headlines on one page but requires 6 pages for sports. - wow...
You think that deer season is a national holiday. - Hunting is fucking lame
You know which leaves make good toilet paper. - NOT A FUCKING COW TOWN
You find -20 degrees F "a little chilly". - No, -20 is fucking freezing.
You know all 4 seasons: Almost Winter, Winter, Still Winter, and Construction. - NOT A FUCKING COW TOWN
You know what a real buckeye is, and have a recipe for candy ones. - Yes...
You know if another Ohioian is from southern, middle or northern Ohio as soon as they open their mouth. - No
You can spell words like Cuyahoga and Tuscarawas. - What the fuck?
You know that Serpent Mound was not made by snakes. - wow...
You actually get these jokes and forward them to all your Ohio friends. - I have no friends.
KittyKanji
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How now brown cow.
