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You know you're from England when... (Applies partially)
15 years ago
oxilliousThis only applies partially to me because of the fact that I live in New Zealand now.. I'll always be British at heart <3
1. You know how to (correctly) pronounce Edinburgh, Buckinghamshire, Welwyn Garden City, Loughborough and Gloucester.
2. You know how to use HP sauce, Worcestershire sauce, BBQ sauce, and you do use them. All the time.
3. Tea is a drink and a meal.
4. English people don't only drive on the left, they walk on the left.
5. You own at least 5 umbrellas and 3 overcoats.
6. The weather forecast for every day of the year, all year, is one of the following:
a) Cloudy
b) Rain
c) Showers
d) Snow
e) Hail
f) Strong wind
g) All of the above
7. You know what pub stands for, and where the nearest one to your house is.
8. You love beer. Warm. And flat.
9. 5 pounds for a pack of cigarettes is normal for you unless you travel abroad, in which case you bring them back in thousands, and refuse to buy cigarettes in England should you run out.
10. There is a 70% chance the last time you saw a completely blue sky it was outside the UK.
11. When English people actually use the word "sky", 99% of the time it refers to the satellite TV.
12. Talking about the weather is a perfectly acceptable way to start a conversation.
13. A conversation about the weather will usually derive into one about football, followed by drinking. Beer. In a pub.
14. You've either seen every episode of Eastenders and Hollyoaks, or you've always heard about them and never seen a single episode.
15. You recognise Northern, Southern, Liverpool, Scottish, Welsh and Irish accents within the first 6 words of conversation.
Yay!! 10 :3
1. You know how to (correctly) pronounce Edinburgh, Buckinghamshire, Welwyn Garden City, Loughborough and Gloucester.
2. You know how to use HP sauce, Worcestershire sauce, BBQ sauce, and you do use them. All the time.
3. Tea is a drink and a meal.
4. English people don't only drive on the left, they walk on the left.
5. You own at least 5 umbrellas and 3 overcoats.
6. The weather forecast for every day of the year, all year, is one of the following:
a) Cloudy
b) Rain
c) Showers
d) Snow
e) Hail
f) Strong wind
g) All of the above
7. You know what pub stands for, and where the nearest one to your house is.
8. You love beer. Warm. And flat.
9. 5 pounds for a pack of cigarettes is normal for you unless you travel abroad, in which case you bring them back in thousands, and refuse to buy cigarettes in England should you run out.
10. There is a 70% chance the last time you saw a completely blue sky it was outside the UK.
11. When English people actually use the word "sky", 99% of the time it refers to the satellite TV.
12. Talking about the weather is a perfectly acceptable way to start a conversation.
13. A conversation about the weather will usually derive into one about football, followed by drinking. Beer. In a pub.
14. You've either seen every episode of Eastenders and Hollyoaks, or you've always heard about them and never seen a single episode.
15. You recognise Northern, Southern, Liverpool, Scottish, Welsh and Irish accents within the first 6 words of conversation.
Yay!! 10 :3
2. You know how to use HP sauce, Worcestershire sauce, BBQ sauce, and you do use them. All the time. (love bbq sauce hate the others and only eat bbq sause at a bbq (duh))
3. Tea is a drink and a meal. (ill give you that one)
4. English people don't only drive on the left, they walk on the left. (do we?? never noticed. i guess u do in london underground coz it just makes sence)
5. You own at least 5 umbrellas and 3 overcoats. (ive never used either unless u count ducking under someone elses umbrella)
6. The weather forecast for
every day of the year, all year,is one of the following:a) Cloudy
b) Rain
c) Showers (lol showers = Rain)
d) Snow
e) Hail
f) Strong wind
g) All of the above
(we have hot sunny summers and cold winters like anywhere else u'no)
7. You know what pub stands for, and where the nearest one to your house is.
(a pub stands for nothing its just a pub XD)
8. You love beer. Warm. And flat. (ewww no way we love it ice cold fresh off the fridge shelf)
9. 5 pounds for a pack of cigarettes is normal for you unless you travel abroad, in which case you bring them back in thousands, and refuse to buy cigarettes in England should you run out.
(dosent everyone do that? u would if u smoked and it was cheaper to take em bk home)
10. There is a 70% chance the last time you saw a completely blue sky it was outside the UK.
(lol wtf i can see a blue sky right now)
11. When English people actually use the word "sky", 99% of the time it refers to the satellite TV.
(lol wtf is all i can say)
12. Talking about the weather is a perfectly acceptable way to start a conversation.
(only if ur like 80 and have nothing better 2 do)
13. A conversation about the weather will usually derive into one about football, followed by drinking. Beer. In a pub.
(*yawn*... you really shouldnt post when u dont have a clue if its facts or opinions)
14. You've either seen every episode of Eastenders and Hollyoaks, or you've always heard about them and never seen a single episode.
(ive seen a few eps of both but soaps dont amuse me.. especially friends i HATE friends)
15. You recognise Northern, Southern, Liverpool, Scottish, Welsh and Irish accents within the first 6 words of conversation.
(well they are pretty distinct. you would notice too)
i am 100% british wolf and none of this applies to me *sticks nose up in air* how dare yoo! woof.