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15 years ago
All 99 of Jay-Z's problems are Chuck Norris.
Because if you eat this, you ARE going to die. Either your heart will fail or the fat will suffocate you.
I love the hick music. I live in Mobile, Alabama, and I would love it if that music was constantly playing in the background.
I love the hick music. I live in Mobile, Alabama, and I would love it if that music was constantly playing in the background.
If i were her friend, I would tell her she's obese.
Because real friends don't lie.
Also because i'm sure if she's a nice enough person i woulden't want to see her die of suffocation, sleep apnia, or something like that.
either way, you're right. I dunno if she'll hear it.
I'll be praying for her.
I could hear either her's or the cameraperson's labored breathing the whole time
holy shit.
never take cooking advice from someone whos chin has EATEN their neck.
:<
*pause*
Just nooooooo.
americans, this is 15% of our pop rep here... obese
or fit into a tub for that matter. or a smart car..
Deep fried 'Twinkies's' anyone?
And i love the 'billy music too!