Borrowed from  kihu

1. Smoked. (X)
2. Drank alcohol. (X)
3. Cried when someone died. (X)
4. Been drunk. (X)
5. Had sex. (X)
6. Been to a concert. ()
7. Gotten/given a handjob. (X) (yeah... I've done both)
8. Gotten/given a blowjob. (X) (done both of those, too)
9. Been verbally/sexually harassed. () (nobody fucks with me)
10. Verbally/sexually harassed somebody. (X) (some people just piss me off)
8/10

11. Felt someone up and/or been felt up. (X) (both again)
12. Laughed so hard something came out of your nose. (X) (shit fucking hurts)
13. Cheated on a boyfriend/girlfriend before. (X) (not telling about it)
14. Been cheated on by a boyfriend/girlfriend. () (probably but not sure about this one)
15. Been to prom. (X) (even took dates to both of them!)
16. Cried at school. (X) (probably when I was like 5 or 6)
17. Gotten lost in a Wal-Mart or a department store. ()
18. Went streaking. () (I wouldn't do that to people)
19. Given or received a lap dance. ()
20. Had someone of the opposite sex in your room. (X) (I've had my dick in a member of the opposite sex plenty of times, so this shouldn't require any explanation)
14/20

21. Had someone of the opposite sex sleep over. (X) (see question 20)
22. Slept over at someone of the opposite sex's house. (X) (see question 20 again)
23. Kissed a stranger. ()
24. Hugged a stranger. (X) (I've hugged plenty of murry purry furries I didn't really know)
25. Went scuba diving. ()
26. Driven a car. (X) (I race my shit, so yeah, you could say I've driven one)
27. Gotten an x-ray. (X) (several, got to see the bone in my toe sitting on top of the bone in my foot when I dislocated it... not for the squeamish)
28. Hit by a car. ()
29. Had a party. (X)
30. Done serious drugs. (X) (just coke and have only done it two or three times)

21/30

31. Played strip poker/darts/basketball. (X)
32. Got paid to strip for someone. () (nobody would pay me for that shit)
33. Run away from home. ()
34. Broken a bone. (X) (collar bone and several toes... probably a few others that I didn't go to the hospital and have checked out)
35. Eaten sushi. (X) (I actually liked it too)
36. Bought porn. () (why would I do that when I can get it for free?)
37. Watched porn. (X)
38. Made porn. (X)
39. Had a crush on someone of the same sex. (X) (OMG DON'T TELL MY PARENTS :O)
40. Been in love. (X)

28/40

41. French kissed. (X)
42. Laughed so hard you cried. ()
43. Cried yourself to sleep. ()
44. Laughed yourself to sleep. ()
45. Stabbed yourself. (X) (it was an accident... put the sharp end of a can opener through my hand)
46. Shot a gun. (X) (used to have a Remington .870 Express 20 gauge and a Ruger 10/22)
47. Trash talked someone and then acted like their best friend the next day. (X) (well, not so much their best friend, but I wasn't an asshole to them)
48. Been online for 9 consecutive hours. (X) (I didn't have a job for awhile... I had nothing else to do)
49. Watched TV for 9 consecutive hours. ()
50. Watched an animal die. (X) (I've killed a few of them)

34/50

51. Watched a person die. () (have watched some motocross riders get severely fucked up though)
52. Kissed and/or messed around somewhere with at least 1 person present. (X) (my ex-GF was pretty hardcore about PDAs and I liked the attention)
53. Pranked somebody. (X)
54. Put somebody in the hospital. (X) (I've beaten the shit out of some kids in my high school days, but sadly the only person I've put in the hospital was an old substitute teacher who got hit with a rubber ball I kicked)
55. Snuck into someone's room and/or your own room after being out. (X)
56. Kissed somebody of the same sex. (X) (OMG DON'T TELL MY PARENTS :O)
57. Dressed punk. () (I wear Metal Mulisha and Famous Stars & Straps clothing, but I don't think that counts)
58. Dressed goth. ()
59. Dressed preppy. ()
60. Been to a motocross race. (X) (have competed in a couple)

39/60

61. Avoided somebody. (X)
62. Been stalked. ()
63. Stalked someone. ()
64. Met a celebrity. ()
65. Played an instrument. (X) (trombone, tuba, trumpet, baritone, and used to kind of mess around with guitar)
66. Ridden a horse. (X)
67. Cut yourself. (X) (not intentionally though)
68. Bungee jumped. ( )
69. Ding dong ditched somebody. (X) (we used to call that "nigger-knocking")
70. Been to a wild party. (X)

45/70

71. Got caught stealing something. () (I haven't stolen much, but I've gotten away with what little I have stolen)
72. Kicked/punched a guy in the balls. (X)
73. Stolen a boyfriend/girlfriend from a friend. ()
74. Gone out with your friend's crush. ()
75. Got arrested. () (done a lot of shit I could've gotten arrested for but I don't get caught)
76. Been pregnant. () (pretty sure that's physically impossible so fuck you quiz)
77. Babysat. (X)
78. Been to another country. ()
79. Started your house on fire. ()
80. Had an encounter with a ghost. ( )

47/80

81. Donated your hair to cancer patients. ()
82. Been asked out by someone that you never thought you'd be asked out by. ()
83. Cried over a family member of the opposite sex. (X)
84. Had a boyfriend/girlfriend for 3 months or more. (X)
85. Sat on your butt all day. (X)
86. Ate a whole carton of ice cream all by yourself. ()
87. Had a job. (X)
88. Gotten cut from a sports team. ()
89. Been called a whore. (X)
90. Danced like a whore. () (I don't dance)

52/90

91. Been mistaken for a celebrity. ()
92. Been in a car accident. (X) (several)
93. Been told you have beautiful eyes. () (I ain't got shit that's beautiful)
94. Been told you have beautiful hair. () (see above)
95. Raped somebody. () (No, but I've raped somebody with joy!)
96. Danced in the rain. ()
97. Been rejected. (X)
98. Walked out of a restaurant without paying. (X) (Oops)
99. Punched someone/slapped someone in the face. (X) (broke the fuck out of a kid's nose once... never seen a nosebleed that bad LOL)
100. Been raped. () (No, but I've been raped with joy!)


56/100


I have 44% Virgin left in me.