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Urbanz Definitions Meme dawg
15 years ago
Word so here be dem Rules:
Go to www.urbandictionary.com and type in your answers to the following questions.
Post a definition it gives you.
1, Your name?
Matt
ancient greek translation for "eternal sex-god". It is beleived that anyone that holds this name has a great level of skill and ability to perform sexual acts for long periods of time. Men posessing this name are also well endowed.
Girl 1: I wish my boyfriend was a matt
Girl 2: Oh you poor thing
That a fact uh? XD; Well I have something to look forward to on my first
2.) Your age?
19
The worst age ever. Nothing exciting happens when you turn 19. You've been a legal adult for a year, and you can't do anything new legally for another 2 years.
It's the age where you are just there! XD;
3.) One of your friends?
kristina
beautiful, sexy, and intelligent with a good sense of humor. loving, sincere, and trustworthy with an amazing personality. a tina has a beautiful smile enchanting eyes and a great figure with a killer ass. she is great in bed and a little kinky. she is everything a man wants in a woman
kristina is perfection
that girls a ten she must be a kristina
look at that dimepiece she must be a kristina
I can safely say that the Kristina I know is definitely smart, funny, cute as a button (NOM!), and a dear friend :D
4.) What should you be doing?
Getting Paid
The term expresses an exceptionally good performance by someone The term is used in such a way that if the person (who the term is being directed to) actually is getting paid for whatever s/he is doing, then merely saying the term (and technically expressing the obvious) actually means to express that that person is going above and beyond the job requirements and should be getting paid a lot (maybe more than s/he is getting paid). If money is not already involved then it just expresses that the person is doing such a good job that it's like s/he is getting paid and still going above and beyond the requirements.
Example 1:
(Childris works as a cashier in a grocery store making an hourly wage of 7.50$)
Childris: Hey, did you see me yesterday? I scanned through 227 items and had all of them bagged within 5 minutes
Fellow Cashier: Hell yeah I did, you were getting paid!
Example 2:
Person 1: I've been training to play basketball all summer, so I challeneged my younger brother 1 on 1 and he beat me 15 to 2
Person 2: Wow, your brother is gettin' paid!
After the 16 hour shift I pulled yesterday I BETTER be getting some pay D:<
5.) Favorite color?
forest green
The colour of the trees in the middle of a large forest. Usually only seen when flying above such a forest.
"Whoa, look at the trees! They're all forest green!"
Obvious enough? XP
6.) Birthplace?
Clifton, NJ
City in Passaic County, NJ south of Paterson. Mostly blue-collar whites but being infested with towelheads spilling over from South Paterson. Good place to send the FBI, or beter yet, the Mossad.
Beware of driving there. If you hit a car, it may explode. The women wear loose clothing to hide the explosives
I don't remember that when I was younger D:
7.) Month of your birth?
June
The month the hottest people in the world are born.
DAMN! i'm hot i was born in june!
Well don't I feel special XD
8.) Last person you talked to?
Scott
Scott
pronounced: (SK-OT)
Incredibly good looking with a great six pack.
Usually found surrounded by a group of girls but can sometimes be found laying back and reading a book. Always there when you need someone to talk and can easily make you laugh. Friends always come first for scott.
Girl one: Gee last night guess who i hung around?
Girl two: o duh girl i already know everyone was hanging around a scott, he's such a swell listener.
Damn scary accurate XD
9.) One of your nicknames?
Wuffy
A pet name for someone loyal and devoted, who will always be there for you no matter what.
Whenever I'm most down, I turn to my wuffy for comfort.
:D <3
10.) Tag Three people:
:B too lazy you guys can go nuts thou
Go to www.urbandictionary.com and type in your answers to the following questions.
Post a definition it gives you.
1, Your name?
Matt
ancient greek translation for "eternal sex-god". It is beleived that anyone that holds this name has a great level of skill and ability to perform sexual acts for long periods of time. Men posessing this name are also well endowed.
Girl 1: I wish my boyfriend was a matt
Girl 2: Oh you poor thing
That a fact uh? XD; Well I have something to look forward to on my first
2.) Your age?
19
The worst age ever. Nothing exciting happens when you turn 19. You've been a legal adult for a year, and you can't do anything new legally for another 2 years.
It's the age where you are just there! XD;
3.) One of your friends?
kristina
beautiful, sexy, and intelligent with a good sense of humor. loving, sincere, and trustworthy with an amazing personality. a tina has a beautiful smile enchanting eyes and a great figure with a killer ass. she is great in bed and a little kinky. she is everything a man wants in a woman
kristina is perfection
that girls a ten she must be a kristina
look at that dimepiece she must be a kristina
I can safely say that the Kristina I know is definitely smart, funny, cute as a button (NOM!), and a dear friend :D
4.) What should you be doing?
Getting Paid
The term expresses an exceptionally good performance by someone The term is used in such a way that if the person (who the term is being directed to) actually is getting paid for whatever s/he is doing, then merely saying the term (and technically expressing the obvious) actually means to express that that person is going above and beyond the job requirements and should be getting paid a lot (maybe more than s/he is getting paid). If money is not already involved then it just expresses that the person is doing such a good job that it's like s/he is getting paid and still going above and beyond the requirements.
Example 1:
(Childris works as a cashier in a grocery store making an hourly wage of 7.50$)
Childris: Hey, did you see me yesterday? I scanned through 227 items and had all of them bagged within 5 minutes
Fellow Cashier: Hell yeah I did, you were getting paid!
Example 2:
Person 1: I've been training to play basketball all summer, so I challeneged my younger brother 1 on 1 and he beat me 15 to 2
Person 2: Wow, your brother is gettin' paid!
After the 16 hour shift I pulled yesterday I BETTER be getting some pay D:<
5.) Favorite color?
forest green
The colour of the trees in the middle of a large forest. Usually only seen when flying above such a forest.
"Whoa, look at the trees! They're all forest green!"
Obvious enough? XP
6.) Birthplace?
Clifton, NJ
City in Passaic County, NJ south of Paterson. Mostly blue-collar whites but being infested with towelheads spilling over from South Paterson. Good place to send the FBI, or beter yet, the Mossad.
Beware of driving there. If you hit a car, it may explode. The women wear loose clothing to hide the explosives
I don't remember that when I was younger D:
7.) Month of your birth?
June
The month the hottest people in the world are born.
DAMN! i'm hot i was born in june!
Well don't I feel special XD
8.) Last person you talked to?
Scott
Scott
pronounced: (SK-OT)
Incredibly good looking with a great six pack.
Usually found surrounded by a group of girls but can sometimes be found laying back and reading a book. Always there when you need someone to talk and can easily make you laugh. Friends always come first for scott.
Girl one: Gee last night guess who i hung around?
Girl two: o duh girl i already know everyone was hanging around a scott, he's such a swell listener.
Damn scary accurate XD
9.) One of your nicknames?
Wuffy
A pet name for someone loyal and devoted, who will always be there for you no matter what.
Whenever I'm most down, I turn to my wuffy for comfort.
:D <3
10.) Tag Three people:
:B too lazy you guys can go nuts thou
EVERYWHERE
U-u-uwah. ;w;