Virgin Meme
15 years ago
More than you ever wanted to know about me!
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Instructions:
Start with 100%. Put an (X) on everything you've done and subtract 1% for everything that you've done. Then repost as you're __% virgin.
1. Smoked. (X)
2. Drank alcohol. (X)
3. Cried when someone died. (X)
4. Been drunk. ( )
5. Had sex. (X)
6. Been to a concert. (X)
7. Gotten/given a handjob. (X)
8. Gotten/given a blowjob. (X)
9. Been verbally/sexually harassed. (X)
10. Verbally/sexually harassed somebody. (X)
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 91%... shit this gonna be low
11. Felt someone up and/or been felt up. (X)
12. Laughed so hard something came out of your nose. (X)
13. Cheated on a boyfriend/girlfrend before. (X) ... i know I'm a bastard
14. Been cheated on by a boyfriend/girlfriend. (X)
15. Been to prom. (X)
16. Cried at school. (X)
17. Gotten lost in a WalMart or a department store. (X)
18. Went streaking. (X)
19. Given or received a lap dance. (X)
20. Had someone of the opposite sex in your room. (X)
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 81%
21. Had someone of the opposite sex sleep over. (X)
22. Slept over at someone of the opposite sex's house. (X)
23. Kissed a stranger. (X)
24. Hugged a stranger. (X)
25. Went scuba diving. (X)
26. Driven a car. (X)
27. Gotten an x-ray. (X)
28. Hit by a car. (X) FCN. Pepper hit me. Rather i jumped in front of his car but i thought he was going to stop...
29. Had a party. (X)
30. Done serious drugs. (X) Perscription fuckers, but not recreationally.
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 71%
31. Played strip poker/darts/basketball. (X)
32. Got paid to strip for someone. (X)
33. Run away from home. (X) when i was rull lil maybe.
34. Broken a bone. (X)
36. Bought porn. (X)
37. Watched porn. (X)
38. Made porn. (X)
39. Had a crush on someone of the same sex. (X)
40. Been in love. (X)
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 61%
41. French kissed. (X)
42. Laughed so hard you cried. (X)
43. Cried yourself to sleep. (x)
44. Laughed yourself to sleep. (X) God FCN was awesome...
45. Stabbed yourself. ( )
46. Shot a gun. (X)
47. Trash talked someone and then acted like their best friend the next day. (x)
48. Been online for 9 consecutive hours. (X)
49. Watched TV for 9 consecutive hours. (X)
50. Watched an animal die. (x)
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 52%
51. Watched a person die. ( )
52. Kissed and/or messed around somewhere with at least 1 person present. (X)
53. Pranked somebody. (x)
54. Put somebody in the hospital. ( )
55. Snuck into someone's room and/or your own room after being out. (x)
56. Kissed somebody of the same sex. (X)
57. Dressed punk. (X)
58. Dressed goth. (X)
59. Dressed preppy. (X)
60. Been to a motocross race. (X)
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 44%
61. Avoided somebody. (X)
62. Been stalked. (x)
63. Stalked someone. (X) ...probably
64. Met a celebrity. (X) And hacked their wireless internet!
65. Played an instrument. (X)
66. Ridden a horse. (X)
67. Cut yourself. (X) Accidentally
68. Bungee jumped. ( )
69. Ding dong ditched somebody. (x)
70. Been to a wild party. (X)
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 35%
71. Got caught stealing something. (x)
72. Kicked/punched a guy in the balls. (X)
73. Stolen a boyfriend/girlfriend from a friend. (X)
74. Gone out with your friend's crush. (X)
75. Got arrested. ( )
76. Been pregnant. ( ) When you gonna pay me chile support D'Amon? Yo anal love babies been missin' they daddy! But fo'reals, no.
77. Babysat. (x)
78. Been to another country. (x)
79. Started your house on fire. (X) ...i put it out :/
80. Had an encounter with a ghost. (X) Don't question me.
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 27%
81. Donated your hair to cancer patients. ( )
82. Been asked out by someone that you never thought you'd be asked out by. (X)
83. Cried over a family member of the opposite sex. (X)
84. Had a boyfriend/girlfriend for 3 months or more. (x)
85. Sat on your butt all day. (X)
86. Ate a whole carton of ice cream all by yourself. (x)
87. Had a job. (X)
88. Gotten cut from a sports team. ( )
89. Been called a whore. (x)
90. Danced like a whore. (X)
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 19%
91. Been mistaken for a celebrity. (X) I get Meat Loaf a lot...
92. Been in a car accident. (x)
93. Been told you have beautiful eyes. (X) and got voted best eyes in the yearbook!
94. Been told you have beautiful hair. (x) I do. If you think I don't, you're wrong.
95. Raped somebody. ( ) Honestly. Who the hell would admit that here?
96. Danced in the rain. (x)
97. Been rejected. (x)
98. Walked out of a restaurant without paying. ( )
99. Punched someone/slapped someone in the face. (x)
100. Been raped. (X) Long, long story. And this is more of an "almost" situation.
Wooo! 11%! Guess that means i'm like a whore or something?
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Instructions:
Start with 100%. Put an (X) on everything you've done and subtract 1% for everything that you've done. Then repost as you're __% virgin.
1. Smoked. (X)
2. Drank alcohol. (X)
3. Cried when someone died. (X)
4. Been drunk. ( )
5. Had sex. (X)
6. Been to a concert. (X)
7. Gotten/given a handjob. (X)
8. Gotten/given a blowjob. (X)
9. Been verbally/sexually harassed. (X)
10. Verbally/sexually harassed somebody. (X)
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 91%... shit this gonna be low
11. Felt someone up and/or been felt up. (X)
12. Laughed so hard something came out of your nose. (X)
13. Cheated on a boyfriend/girlfrend before. (X) ... i know I'm a bastard
14. Been cheated on by a boyfriend/girlfriend. (X)
15. Been to prom. (X)
16. Cried at school. (X)
17. Gotten lost in a WalMart or a department store. (X)
18. Went streaking. (X)
19. Given or received a lap dance. (X)
20. Had someone of the opposite sex in your room. (X)
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 81%
21. Had someone of the opposite sex sleep over. (X)
22. Slept over at someone of the opposite sex's house. (X)
23. Kissed a stranger. (X)
24. Hugged a stranger. (X)
25. Went scuba diving. (X)
26. Driven a car. (X)
27. Gotten an x-ray. (X)
28. Hit by a car. (X) FCN. Pepper hit me. Rather i jumped in front of his car but i thought he was going to stop...
29. Had a party. (X)
30. Done serious drugs. (X) Perscription fuckers, but not recreationally.
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 71%
31. Played strip poker/darts/basketball. (X)
32. Got paid to strip for someone. (X)
33. Run away from home. (X) when i was rull lil maybe.
34. Broken a bone. (X)
36. Bought porn. (X)
37. Watched porn. (X)
38. Made porn. (X)
39. Had a crush on someone of the same sex. (X)
40. Been in love. (X)
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 61%
41. French kissed. (X)
42. Laughed so hard you cried. (X)
43. Cried yourself to sleep. (x)
44. Laughed yourself to sleep. (X) God FCN was awesome...
45. Stabbed yourself. ( )
46. Shot a gun. (X)
47. Trash talked someone and then acted like their best friend the next day. (x)
48. Been online for 9 consecutive hours. (X)
49. Watched TV for 9 consecutive hours. (X)
50. Watched an animal die. (x)
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 52%
51. Watched a person die. ( )
52. Kissed and/or messed around somewhere with at least 1 person present. (X)
53. Pranked somebody. (x)
54. Put somebody in the hospital. ( )
55. Snuck into someone's room and/or your own room after being out. (x)
56. Kissed somebody of the same sex. (X)
57. Dressed punk. (X)
58. Dressed goth. (X)
59. Dressed preppy. (X)
60. Been to a motocross race. (X)
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 44%
61. Avoided somebody. (X)
62. Been stalked. (x)
63. Stalked someone. (X) ...probably
64. Met a celebrity. (X) And hacked their wireless internet!
65. Played an instrument. (X)
66. Ridden a horse. (X)
67. Cut yourself. (X) Accidentally
68. Bungee jumped. ( )
69. Ding dong ditched somebody. (x)
70. Been to a wild party. (X)
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 35%
71. Got caught stealing something. (x)
72. Kicked/punched a guy in the balls. (X)
73. Stolen a boyfriend/girlfriend from a friend. (X)
74. Gone out with your friend's crush. (X)
75. Got arrested. ( )
76. Been pregnant. ( ) When you gonna pay me chile support D'Amon? Yo anal love babies been missin' they daddy! But fo'reals, no.
77. Babysat. (x)
78. Been to another country. (x)
79. Started your house on fire. (X) ...i put it out :/
80. Had an encounter with a ghost. (X) Don't question me.
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 27%
81. Donated your hair to cancer patients. ( )
82. Been asked out by someone that you never thought you'd be asked out by. (X)
83. Cried over a family member of the opposite sex. (X)
84. Had a boyfriend/girlfriend for 3 months or more. (x)
85. Sat on your butt all day. (X)
86. Ate a whole carton of ice cream all by yourself. (x)
87. Had a job. (X)
88. Gotten cut from a sports team. ( )
89. Been called a whore. (x)
90. Danced like a whore. (X)
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 19%
91. Been mistaken for a celebrity. (X) I get Meat Loaf a lot...
92. Been in a car accident. (x)
93. Been told you have beautiful eyes. (X) and got voted best eyes in the yearbook!
94. Been told you have beautiful hair. (x) I do. If you think I don't, you're wrong.
95. Raped somebody. ( ) Honestly. Who the hell would admit that here?
96. Danced in the rain. (x)
97. Been rejected. (x)
98. Walked out of a restaurant without paying. ( )
99. Punched someone/slapped someone in the face. (x)
100. Been raped. (X) Long, long story. And this is more of an "almost" situation.
Wooo! 11%! Guess that means i'm like a whore or something?

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