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Mallet German Shepherds Weekend!
15 years ago
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I've decided to give the wolves a semi-break here as I'm more than full on pinata candy, and so let's hassle one of the next best things, GSDs!
So this weekend, if you see one of the big pointy eared, semi-bitey, cute fluffy dogs, give them a hefty whack on top with your heaviest mallet!
Doing such will grant you a small bit of luck and wishes of rain to beat the summer heat! If for some reason you don't get the reprieve from the sun, at least you have a neat frisbee to take for a weekend beach party! Woot!
(And wolves, you'd better participate or else next time I might not agree to a break for you guys hehe)
So this weekend, if you see one of the big pointy eared, semi-bitey, cute fluffy dogs, give them a hefty whack on top with your heaviest mallet!
Doing such will grant you a small bit of luck and wishes of rain to beat the summer heat! If for some reason you don't get the reprieve from the sun, at least you have a neat frisbee to take for a weekend beach party! Woot!
(And wolves, you'd better participate or else next time I might not agree to a break for you guys hehe)
jasufox
!jasufox
The cartoon violence continues!
Garuru
~garuru
Yaay! It's about time. >:3
vermyfox
~vermyfox
OP
You are highly on the end of wolves who had better participate! It'll help reduce the suffering when we go back to whapping you with sticks
Garuru
~garuru
Why me? D:
Spacko
~fairtravian
I don't know if I feel comfortable with a sneaky fox branching out into tormenting new species n.n
vermyfox
~vermyfox
OP
Don't worry it won't branch out into bats any further than that fat jerk Stoker. XD
Spacko
~fairtravian
Yay ^-^
dizfoley
~dizfoley
Imma need a bigger mallet...
vermyfox
~vermyfox
OP
*offers up a two ton solid steel mallet with shiny brass handle and rim*
dizfoley
~dizfoley
*looks at his wooden meat tenderizer and tosses it away*
vermyfox
~vermyfox
OP
*waves a smooshed shep, then frisbee tosses it to your fluffy border collie self* XD
Convoy
~convoy
*shows his gratitude for mercy by rubbing your footpaws, then mallet's a random GSD*
StriderWolf
~striderwolf
I love german shepards too! *grabs a mallet and runs off* >x3
Draygo
~acethegolden
But, but I don't know any Shepherds
SquashedFlat
~squashedflat
Wolves of the world! Rise up against the evil foxes! *gives charismatic speech*
Wolferajd
~wolferajd
I'd love to... but I love foxes... even this one malleting won't break this =P *has not been malleted and runs after saying that loud, fearing malleting for such declaration coming from both side of conflict o.o*
SquashedFlat
~squashedflat
Traitor!!! *Mallets you*
Wolferajd
~wolferajd
eeeeeeeeeeeep!!! ouch!!!!! *puts paws on his head* ouch!!!
SquashedFlat
~squashedflat
*Evil laugh*
Nelomet
~tiamet64
Drat, I don't know any shepherds either!
