Bristling and ugly,
bursting with fruits falling out from the holes of some pretty,
bright, and bubbly friend you could need
to say comforting things in your ear

But oh comely,
There isn't such one friend that you could find here.
Standing next to me,
He's only my enemy
I'll crush him with everything I own.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iipO9Tvk1EI

one of the most surreal and beautiful love songs I've ever heard
bonus points if you know who the song is talking about.
without googling it.