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Things my roomate says.
15 years ago
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Rm: naaaked, NAAAAAKED!
Me (coming from the shower wrapped in only a towel): What are you doing out there?
Rm: NAAAAAAAKED!!!!
Me: What the hell?
Rm: Oh I thought you were naked.
Me: You see the towel around me?
Rm: Oh so you ARE naked under there.
Me: Ummm duh! (I laugh) Plus you sound like a perverted ghost.
Rm: Naaaaked! Floppy penis brushing through the air!
Me: What!?!
Rm: Now that's a perverted ghost!
Me: That's ridiculous
Rm: No that's gay and FAPTASTIC! YEAH!
me: ROFL!
Rm: Don't drop the towel! (She then winks at me and walks off)
Faptasic? Seriously?
Me (coming from the shower wrapped in only a towel): What are you doing out there?
Rm: NAAAAAAAKED!!!!
Me: What the hell?
Rm: Oh I thought you were naked.
Me: You see the towel around me?
Rm: Oh so you ARE naked under there.
Me: Ummm duh! (I laugh) Plus you sound like a perverted ghost.
Rm: Naaaaked! Floppy penis brushing through the air!
Me: What!?!
Rm: Now that's a perverted ghost!
Me: That's ridiculous
Rm: No that's gay and FAPTASTIC! YEAH!
me: ROFL!
Rm: Don't drop the towel! (She then winks at me and walks off)
Faptasic? Seriously?
McRoz
~mcroz
He must want you bad.
theoriae
~theoriae
OP
Actually she does this kind of stuff all the time. Making lewd strange jokes talking about reproductive organs and such. :D She's a fantastic friend and ally, but we've both come to the conclusion that being "together" would drive us completely nuts. lol!
Martini Dog
~martinidog
Haha!
