A Big Ass Rant!
15 years ago
General
"Would you say 'Howl' has literary merit?" (Howl, 2010 (go and find out, watch the movie))
So I went to the Pawn Shop the other day, you know; just to get rid of some stuff. I figured they'd be the place to take your old, useless junk.
And the clerk gives me a whole spill about the Bad Dragon product of mine, saying like "We don't carry those kinds of items here. We can't sell this here-" blah blah. And I was like "Excuuuuse me? What do you mean THESE kinds of items? Are you being Species'st?" They told me to leave.
I put the stupid thing away in the garbage bag, next to Congress. I went home. If they don't take Dragon Dicks, I doubt they would take the U.S. Congress. :(
*hope ya laughed*
And the clerk gives me a whole spill about the Bad Dragon product of mine, saying like "We don't carry those kinds of items here. We can't sell this here-" blah blah. And I was like "Excuuuuse me? What do you mean THESE kinds of items? Are you being Species'st?" They told me to leave.
I put the stupid thing away in the garbage bag, next to Congress. I went home. If they don't take Dragon Dicks, I doubt they would take the U.S. Congress. :(
*hope ya laughed*
Limewah
~lmann
Hahahahaha, nice
theonehowl
~theonehowl
OP
PS- Pawn shops don't take dragon dicks or congress, but congress can take pawn shops and can even take dragon dicks.
OOsarovakOO
~oosarovakoo
hahahahahaha
Dang, I would've taken it off your hands and maybe get my first 'item'.
theonehowl
~theonehowl
OP
You really'd take a 'used' dildo? :P
I'm pretty sure a good cleaning with some Dettol and maybe steam should make it clean enough
lavitzstrife
~lavitzstrife
depends on who used it.
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