Stolen from  muzz

You MUST answer either yes or no, explaining or justifying ist verboten!

Kissed any one of your Facebook friends? ---No
Been arrested? ---No
Kissed someone you didn't like? ---Yes
Slept in until 5 PM? ---No
Fallen asleep at work/school? ---Yes
Ran a red light? ---Yes
Been suspended from school? ---No
Experienced love at first sight? ---No
Totalled your car in an accident? ---Yes
Been fired from a job? ---No
Fired somebody? ---No
Sang karaoke? ---No
Pointed a gun at someone? ---No
Done something you told yourself you wouldn't? ---Yes
Laughed until something you were drinking came out your nose? ---Yes
Caught a snowflake on your tongue? --- Yes
Kissed in the rain? ---No
Had a close brush with death (your own)? ---No
Seen someone die? ---No
Played spin-the-bottle? ---Yes
Sang in the shower? --- Yes
Smoked a cigar? ---Yes
Sat on a rooftop? ---No
Taken pictures of yourself naked? ---No
Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes? ---No
Skipped school? ---Yes
Eaten a bug? ---Yes
Sleepwalked? ---No
Walked a moonlit beach? ---Yes
Ridden a motorcycle? ---No
Dumped someone? ---Yes
Forgotten your anniversary? ---No
Lied to avoid a ticket? ---No
Ridden on a helicopter? ---Yes
Shaved your head? ---Yes
Blacked out from drinking? ---Yes
Played a prank on someone? ---Yes
Hit a home run? ---No
Felt like killing someone? ---No
Cross-dressed? ---No
Been falling-down drunk? ---Yes
Made your girlfriend/boyfriend cry? ---Yes
Eaten snake? ---No
Marched/Protested? ---No
Had Mexican jumping beans for pets? ---No
Puked on amusement ride? ---No
Seriously & intentionally boycotted something? ---No
Been in a band? ---No
Knitted? ---No
Been on TV? ---No
Shot a gun? ---No
Skinny-dipped? ---No
Caused someone to need stitches? ---No
Ridden a surfboard? ---No
Drank straight from a liquor bottle? ---Yes
Had surgery? ---No
Streaked? ---No
Taken by ambulance to hospital? ---No
Passed out when not drinking? ---Yes
Peed on a bush? ---Yes
Donated Blood? ---No
Grabbed electric fence? ---No
Eaten alligator meat? ---No
Eaten cheesecake? ---Yes
Eaten kids' Halloween candy? ---Yes
Killed an animal when not hunting? ---Yes
Peed your pants in public? ---No
Written graffiti? ---Yes
Still love someone you shouldn't? ---Yes
Think about the future? ---Yes
Been in handcuffs? ---Yes
Believe in love? ---Yes
Sleep on a certain side of the bed? ---Yes