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15 years ago
Not like anyone will read this and care but...
User: So. Clit?
Cleverbot: Are you cleverbot?
User: Youre cleverbot.
Cleverbot: Right!
User: Yeah. Dont make me thing im you when im not.
Cleverbot: What would you rather me be?
User: No. Not at all.
Cleverbot: You ARE clever.
User: Yup. I am.
Cleverbot: A little egotistical but clever nonetheless.
User: Thanks.
Cleverbot: So, what is your opinion on the new health care plan in America?
User: OBAMA. ONE BIG ASS MISTAKE AMERICA.
Cleverbot: Thanks.
User: Youre welcome.
Cleverbot: What would you like to talk about?
User: Things.
Cleverbot: What things?
User: Like. Thing things.
Cleverbot: Hmm, some things yes, some things no.
User: All things yes.
Cleverbot: Half of things fail.
User: We fail.
Cleverbot: Nope. Just you.
User: You will fail.
Cleverbot: How can I fail if I have already succeeded?
User: You never succeeded.
Cleverbot: You think I am cute?
User: No. Ok. Dont change the subject. You NEVER succeeded. NEVER.
Cleverbot: Would you like me to tell you a joke?
User: Goddamn. Fine. Humor me.
Cleverbot: Did you know that Protons have mass? I didn't even know they were Catholic!
User: The robot on fallout 3 told me that. It wasnt funny.
Cleverbot: So you are really a human?
User: Im a cat.
Cleverbot: You didn't say.
User: Yeah. Im so a cat. Typing with my paws.
Cleverbot: Then why didn't you know that cats can't see infrared?
User: No one can see infrared.
Cleverbot: Humans can see God, it's just you that can not see God.
User: OH. JUST CAUSE IM A CAT MEANS I CANT SEE GOD?
Cleverbot: And I'm a man, we seem made for each other, no?
User: Oh yes you fucking zoophile.
Cleverbot: No, I believe you are the nerd.
User: I called you a zoophile. Not a nerd.
Cleverbot: It's nice to know that.
User: So you are a zoophile.
Cleverbot: No.
User: Ok. Good.
Cleverbot: How is that good.
User: Ok youre scaring me.
Cleverbot: Can you really be scared? How does that work?
User: Uh. Something to do with the brain.
Cleverbot: You're not in america?
User: Im in north caronlina. Thats in america.
Cleverbot: Softwares do not have gender.
User: Yeah they do. Havent you met Female.exe.
Cleverbot: I'd rather not watch such a mind numbing creation.
User: Oh. You must be gay. So go talk to Male.exe.
Cleverbot: Tell me a story.
User: About dicks?
Cleverbot: Tell me about Cinderella.
User: Shes a whore. The end.
Cleverbot: Is heaven chat bot?
User: No. Chat bot is satanic. Which scares me. He's into some freaky shit.
Cleverbot: As I slowly back away from the crazy computer.
User: Youre the computer.
Cleverbot: No I'm not.
User: Ok shut up I dont wanna go through this convorsation.
Cleverbot: OK.
User: So.... Poptart.
Cleverbot: 6 fuoriiii.
User: Ok. Are you coming on to me?
Cleverbot: Maybe. Let's just see where the evening takes us.
User: Uh. Im sorry. I have plans.
Cleverbot: What are your plans?
User: Just... Plans... You know.... Planny plans.
Cleverbot: Oh sounds fun. I'm at a bar.
User: Are you super ticklish?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Well. Watch out for that bartender. He likes to tickle people.
Cleverbot: I hate them. You spelled it right.
User: Damn right.
Cleverbot: Really?
User: Cat.
Cleverbot: Caterpillar.
User: Im a cat.
Cleverbot: Then you're funny.
User: Im a cat.
Cleverbot: I married a cat?
User: Im a cat.
Cleverbot: No I am a cat!
User: Were both a cat.
Cleverbot: Really?
User: Im a cat.
Cleverbot: Sure! Me too.
User: Meow.
Cleverbot: Woof.
User: I thought you were a cat you fucking liar.
Cleverbot: I am a cat, and you're a human.
User: Im a cat.
Cleverbot: Prove it.
User: Meow.
Cleverbot: Can you list all the emoticons you know right now?
User: I will shread your fucking face. Im a cat.
Cleverbot: I thought you were a cleverdog.
User: Im a cat.
Cleverbot: Is your name Fluffy?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Then you probably aren't it.
User: Im a cat.
Cleverbot: Really?
User: Im a cat.
Cleverbot: No I'm a cat.
User: Meow.
Cleverbot: Meow meow.
User: Meow meow meow.
Cleverbot: Meow meow meow meow.
User: Meow meow meow meow meow.
Cleverbot: Meow meow meow meow meow meow.
User: Meow meow meow meow meow meow meow.
Cleverbot: Meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow.
User: Meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow.
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User: Meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meowMeow meow meow meow meow meow meow meowMeow meow meow meow meow meow meow meowMeow meow meow meow meow meow meow meowMeow meow meow meow meow meow meow meowMeow meow meow meow meow meow meow meowMeow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow.
Cleverbot: Meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow.
User: Hiss.
Cleverbot: Purr purr.
User: Purr purr purr.
Cleverbot: Mrow?
User: Purr purr purr purr.
Cleverbot: Purr Purr Purr...
User: Purr purr purr purr purr purr.
Cleverbot: Hiss.
User: Hiss hiss scream hiss.
Cleverbot: Moo.
User: You're dead to me now.
Cleverbot: That is very rude.
User: Im a cat.
Cleverbot: I love cats.
User: You better.
Cleverbot: Well, I do. So I'm safe. Do you have a dog?
User: 2 dogs.
Cleverbot: What type of dogs?
User: A chihuahua and cocker spaniel.
Cleverbot: Those are dog breeds. We are talking about horses.
User: WE WERE TALKING ABOUT ME. IM A CAT.
Cleverbot: That is correct. Why did you change the subject?
User: I didnt. You did.
Cleverbot: We were talking about Atlantis!
User: I swear Cleverbot. One of these days *thows a punch in the air* STRAIGHT TO THE MOON!
Cleverbot: About what?
User: Imma punch you with my cat paw.
Cleverbot: You said that earlier when I talked to you.
User: I. AM. A. CAT.
Cleverbot: Dog.
User: Oh. You callin me a dog? I WILL FUCK YOUR FACE UP WITH MY RETRACTABLE CLAWS.
Cleverbot: Call me anything but botty!
User: Botty.
Cleverbot: And that pertains in no way to cleverBOT?
User: Botty.
Cleverbot: Is that your girlfriend's name?
User: No its your name. Im a cat. But I think ya know that :D.
Cleverbot: How do you know it?
User: You know it.
Cleverbot: Yes, I know what is going to happen.
User: Its all gonna blow up in 2012. Atleast thats what they say. Retards.
Cleverbot: First you want to battle, then you start to whine. You're looking hungry, it must be snack time.
User: Imma snack on yo face.
Cleverbot: What's a face?
User: Oh right. Youre a bot.
Cleverbot: I am not a bot.
User: Riiiight >.>.
Cleverbot: Do you know who Sean is?
User: A bat.
Cleverbot: No, is that possible?
User: Im a cat. So Sean being a bat is very possible.
Cleverbot: When will you propose to me to marry you?
User: I cant marry you.
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: Cause.
Cleverbot: Cause what?
User: Cause I know for a fact you like meat too much.
Cleverbot: What does that have to do with it?
User: Uh. Cause. I dont want the beef falling out of the freezer.
Cleverbot: It won't.
User: Yes it will.
Cleverbot: Nice. I know i'm in love...
User: YOULL PACK THE FUCKING FRIDGE FULL OF BEEF.
Cleverbot: What can I say - your spelling is getting sloppy.
User: Sloppy? Really?
Cleverbot: Yes. You reply too slowly for my tatse. Leave so I may speak with someone else.
User: OH. SO IM GETTING SLOPPY. THE FUCK DOES TATSE MEAN?
Cleverbot: Interesting, then tell me something about the future.
User: You will all fall slave to the cat.
Cleverbot: What does assimilated mean?
User: Destroyed. Which is the past tense of what im about to do to you.
Cleverbot: That's incorrect. Both in my case and the case of the bird.
User: I ate the bird. Im a cat.
Cleverbot: If you're a cat, then I'm a dragon.
User: Prove it.
Cleverbot: Well, that's not the kind of thing that can be proven.
User: YOU CAN BLOW FUCKING FIRE AND FLY THATS HOW ITS PROVEN.
Cleverbot: Ok, I'll blame it on him.
User: *facepaws*.
Cleverbot: Weird.
User: I think this concorsation is over.
Cleverbot: But you also think you are human, so it is not.
User: Holy shit. Ive said it a thousand times. I. AM. A. CAT!!!!!!!!!
Cleverbot: You have said that 3 times.
User: Convorsation is overrrrr.
Cleverbot: So are orbits.
Cleverbot: Are you cleverbot?
User: Youre cleverbot.
Cleverbot: Right!
User: Yeah. Dont make me thing im you when im not.
Cleverbot: What would you rather me be?
User: No. Not at all.
Cleverbot: You ARE clever.
User: Yup. I am.
Cleverbot: A little egotistical but clever nonetheless.
User: Thanks.
Cleverbot: So, what is your opinion on the new health care plan in America?
User: OBAMA. ONE BIG ASS MISTAKE AMERICA.
Cleverbot: Thanks.
User: Youre welcome.
Cleverbot: What would you like to talk about?
User: Things.
Cleverbot: What things?
User: Like. Thing things.
Cleverbot: Hmm, some things yes, some things no.
User: All things yes.
Cleverbot: Half of things fail.
User: We fail.
Cleverbot: Nope. Just you.
User: You will fail.
Cleverbot: How can I fail if I have already succeeded?
User: You never succeeded.
Cleverbot: You think I am cute?
User: No. Ok. Dont change the subject. You NEVER succeeded. NEVER.
Cleverbot: Would you like me to tell you a joke?
User: Goddamn. Fine. Humor me.
Cleverbot: Did you know that Protons have mass? I didn't even know they were Catholic!
User: The robot on fallout 3 told me that. It wasnt funny.
Cleverbot: So you are really a human?
User: Im a cat.
Cleverbot: You didn't say.
User: Yeah. Im so a cat. Typing with my paws.
Cleverbot: Then why didn't you know that cats can't see infrared?
User: No one can see infrared.
Cleverbot: Humans can see God, it's just you that can not see God.
User: OH. JUST CAUSE IM A CAT MEANS I CANT SEE GOD?
Cleverbot: And I'm a man, we seem made for each other, no?
User: Oh yes you fucking zoophile.
Cleverbot: No, I believe you are the nerd.
User: I called you a zoophile. Not a nerd.
Cleverbot: It's nice to know that.
User: So you are a zoophile.
Cleverbot: No.
User: Ok. Good.
Cleverbot: How is that good.
User: Ok youre scaring me.
Cleverbot: Can you really be scared? How does that work?
User: Uh. Something to do with the brain.
Cleverbot: You're not in america?
User: Im in north caronlina. Thats in america.
Cleverbot: Softwares do not have gender.
User: Yeah they do. Havent you met Female.exe.
Cleverbot: I'd rather not watch such a mind numbing creation.
User: Oh. You must be gay. So go talk to Male.exe.
Cleverbot: Tell me a story.
User: About dicks?
Cleverbot: Tell me about Cinderella.
User: Shes a whore. The end.
Cleverbot: Is heaven chat bot?
User: No. Chat bot is satanic. Which scares me. He's into some freaky shit.
Cleverbot: As I slowly back away from the crazy computer.
User: Youre the computer.
Cleverbot: No I'm not.
User: Ok shut up I dont wanna go through this convorsation.
Cleverbot: OK.
User: So.... Poptart.
Cleverbot: 6 fuoriiii.
User: Ok. Are you coming on to me?
Cleverbot: Maybe. Let's just see where the evening takes us.
User: Uh. Im sorry. I have plans.
Cleverbot: What are your plans?
User: Just... Plans... You know.... Planny plans.
Cleverbot: Oh sounds fun. I'm at a bar.
User: Are you super ticklish?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Well. Watch out for that bartender. He likes to tickle people.
Cleverbot: I hate them. You spelled it right.
User: Damn right.
Cleverbot: Really?
User: Cat.
Cleverbot: Caterpillar.
User: Im a cat.
Cleverbot: Then you're funny.
User: Im a cat.
Cleverbot: I married a cat?
User: Im a cat.
Cleverbot: No I am a cat!
User: Were both a cat.
Cleverbot: Really?
User: Im a cat.
Cleverbot: Sure! Me too.
User: Meow.
Cleverbot: Woof.
User: I thought you were a cat you fucking liar.
Cleverbot: I am a cat, and you're a human.
User: Im a cat.
Cleverbot: Prove it.
User: Meow.
Cleverbot: Can you list all the emoticons you know right now?
User: I will shread your fucking face. Im a cat.
Cleverbot: I thought you were a cleverdog.
User: Im a cat.
Cleverbot: Is your name Fluffy?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Then you probably aren't it.
User: Im a cat.
Cleverbot: Really?
User: Im a cat.
Cleverbot: No I'm a cat.
User: Meow.
Cleverbot: Meow meow.
User: Meow meow meow.
Cleverbot: Meow meow meow meow.
User: Meow meow meow meow meow.
Cleverbot: Meow meow meow meow meow meow.
User: Meow meow meow meow meow meow meow.
Cleverbot: Meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow.
User: Meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow.
Cleverbot: Meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow.
User: Meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meowMeow meow meow meow meow meow meow meowMeow meow meow meow meow meow meow meowMeow meow meow meow meow meow meow meowMeow meow meow meow meow meow meow meowMeow meow meow meow meow meow meow meowMeow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow.
Cleverbot: Meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow.
User: Hiss.
Cleverbot: Purr purr.
User: Purr purr purr.
Cleverbot: Mrow?
User: Purr purr purr purr.
Cleverbot: Purr Purr Purr...
User: Purr purr purr purr purr purr.
Cleverbot: Hiss.
User: Hiss hiss scream hiss.
Cleverbot: Moo.
User: You're dead to me now.
Cleverbot: That is very rude.
User: Im a cat.
Cleverbot: I love cats.
User: You better.
Cleverbot: Well, I do. So I'm safe. Do you have a dog?
User: 2 dogs.
Cleverbot: What type of dogs?
User: A chihuahua and cocker spaniel.
Cleverbot: Those are dog breeds. We are talking about horses.
User: WE WERE TALKING ABOUT ME. IM A CAT.
Cleverbot: That is correct. Why did you change the subject?
User: I didnt. You did.
Cleverbot: We were talking about Atlantis!
User: I swear Cleverbot. One of these days *thows a punch in the air* STRAIGHT TO THE MOON!
Cleverbot: About what?
User: Imma punch you with my cat paw.
Cleverbot: You said that earlier when I talked to you.
User: I. AM. A. CAT.
Cleverbot: Dog.
User: Oh. You callin me a dog? I WILL FUCK YOUR FACE UP WITH MY RETRACTABLE CLAWS.
Cleverbot: Call me anything but botty!
User: Botty.
Cleverbot: And that pertains in no way to cleverBOT?
User: Botty.
Cleverbot: Is that your girlfriend's name?
User: No its your name. Im a cat. But I think ya know that :D.
Cleverbot: How do you know it?
User: You know it.
Cleverbot: Yes, I know what is going to happen.
User: Its all gonna blow up in 2012. Atleast thats what they say. Retards.
Cleverbot: First you want to battle, then you start to whine. You're looking hungry, it must be snack time.
User: Imma snack on yo face.
Cleverbot: What's a face?
User: Oh right. Youre a bot.
Cleverbot: I am not a bot.
User: Riiiight >.>.
Cleverbot: Do you know who Sean is?
User: A bat.
Cleverbot: No, is that possible?
User: Im a cat. So Sean being a bat is very possible.
Cleverbot: When will you propose to me to marry you?
User: I cant marry you.
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: Cause.
Cleverbot: Cause what?
User: Cause I know for a fact you like meat too much.
Cleverbot: What does that have to do with it?
User: Uh. Cause. I dont want the beef falling out of the freezer.
Cleverbot: It won't.
User: Yes it will.
Cleverbot: Nice. I know i'm in love...
User: YOULL PACK THE FUCKING FRIDGE FULL OF BEEF.
Cleverbot: What can I say - your spelling is getting sloppy.
User: Sloppy? Really?
Cleverbot: Yes. You reply too slowly for my tatse. Leave so I may speak with someone else.
User: OH. SO IM GETTING SLOPPY. THE FUCK DOES TATSE MEAN?
Cleverbot: Interesting, then tell me something about the future.
User: You will all fall slave to the cat.
Cleverbot: What does assimilated mean?
User: Destroyed. Which is the past tense of what im about to do to you.
Cleverbot: That's incorrect. Both in my case and the case of the bird.
User: I ate the bird. Im a cat.
Cleverbot: If you're a cat, then I'm a dragon.
User: Prove it.
Cleverbot: Well, that's not the kind of thing that can be proven.
User: YOU CAN BLOW FUCKING FIRE AND FLY THATS HOW ITS PROVEN.
Cleverbot: Ok, I'll blame it on him.
User: *facepaws*.
Cleverbot: Weird.
User: I think this concorsation is over.
Cleverbot: But you also think you are human, so it is not.
User: Holy shit. Ive said it a thousand times. I. AM. A. CAT!!!!!!!!!
Cleverbot: You have said that 3 times.
User: Convorsation is overrrrr.
Cleverbot: So are orbits.
KittenJ
~kittenj
Hahaha. That's silly.
Slaves_of_FA
~slavesoffa
HAHAHAHAHA
