Not Quite Frank Enough
15 years ago
General
Dad - Is that Frank Kafka?
Me - Kafka's first name isn't Frank, it's Franz
Dad - Are you sure?
Me - Yes, it's Franz. *shows wiki page*
Dad - Oh, I think I know who I was thinking of now. Is there a Frank Kappa? Mappa?
Me - Frank Zappa?
Dad - Maybe that's who I'm thinking of, what does he do?
Me - Musician.
Dad - I don't think that's him...
Yup.
Me - Kafka's first name isn't Frank, it's Franz
Dad - Are you sure?
Me - Yes, it's Franz. *shows wiki page*
Dad - Oh, I think I know who I was thinking of now. Is there a Frank Kappa? Mappa?
Me - Frank Zappa?
Dad - Maybe that's who I'm thinking of, what does he do?
Me - Musician.
Dad - I don't think that's him...
Yup.
FA+

I love your dad