Kissed any one of your Facebook friends? --- lol, facebook.
Been arrested? --- more or less.
Kissed someone you didn't like? --- In the mouth.
Slept in until 5 PM? --- I had flown from america, give me a break.
Fallen asleep at work/school? --- Felt like it in more than one occasion
Ran a red light? --- yup, pedalling like I owned the street.
Been suspended from school? --- Almost, almost...
Experienced love at first sight? --- lol, love
Totalled your car in an accident? --- Yes, on GTA 4.
Been fired from a job? --- Not yet.
Fired somebody? --- With a match.
Sang karaoke? --- Regretfully
Pointed a gun at someone? --- More times than you could count
Done something you told yourself you wouldn't? --- None of your business.
Laughed until something you were drinking came out your nose? --- I saw a guy sneezing lettuce for an hour, does that count?
Caught a snowflake on your tongue? --- Snow is inexistant here.
Kissed in the rain? --- Rain? What's that?
Had a close brush with death (your own)? --- Oooh boy...
Seen someone die? --- Not a real person
Played spin-the-bottle? --- when I was 12
Sang in the shower? --- If anyone has said no, they're lying.
Smoked a cigar? --- A rolled up paper
Sat on a rooftop? --- Sure, why not?
Taken pictures of yourself naked? --- Not gonna happen, bro.
Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes? --- No
Skipped school? --- A couple of harmless times.
Eaten a bug? --- Nein.
Sleepwalked? --- No, but according to my family I can recite all of the original Tomb Raider's cheat codes in my sleep.
Walked a moonlit beach? --- Yeah.
Ridden a motorcycle? --- On the back seat
Dumped someone? --- Wish I hadn't.
Forgotten your anniversary? --- Nope.
Lied to avoid a ticket? --- Of course.
Ridden on a helicopter? --- Once.
Shaved your head? --- Almost.
Blacked out from drinking? --- No, because I don't drink
Played a prank on someone? --- Seriously, you guys
Hit a home run? --- lol sports
Felt like killing someone? --- I want my lawyer.
Cross-dressed? --- Nope.avi
Been falling-down drunk? --- Nah
Made your girlfriend/boyfriend cry? --- No
Eaten snake? --- I'd eat Snake any day, if you know what I mean
Marched/Protested? --- No, but I can shout really loud
Had Mexican jumping beans for pets? --- Those things exist?
Puked on amusement ride? --- Not yet.
Seriously & intentionally boycotted something? --- Nah.
Been in a band? --- Once, a mock-up band.
Knitted? --- No.
Been on TV? --- lol tv. Once, I walked past a news camera and appeared for a second or two.
Shot a gun? --- Paintball gun.
Skinny-dipped? --- No.
Caused someone to need stitches? --- No, I needed stiches.
Ridden a surfboard? --- No, I prefer swimming
Drank straight from a liquor bottle? --- No, but I drink straight from soda bottles.
Had surgery? --- Yes I have.
Streaked? ---The fuck is that?
Taken by ambulance to hospital? --- Not really.
Passed out when not drinking? --- No.
Peed on a bush? ---Who wouldn't?
Donated Blood? --- No, my blood is my blood.
Grabbed electric fence? --- My country is too poor to afford electric fences
Eaten alligator meat? --- Noooooo
Eaten cheesecake? --- Yeeeeeees
Eaten kids' Halloween candy? --- N-no...
Killed an animal when not hunting? --- No, and I hope I never do.
Peed your pants in public? --- No, but I saw a girl doing it. A fetish was born
Written graffiti? --- Once or twice, with a black marker
Still love someone you shouldn't? --- More or less.
Think about the future? --- About the past
Been in handcuffs? --- No.
Believe in love? --- Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahah!
Sleep on a certain side of the bed? --- The middle.