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15 years ago
A great doe once said...
None of these conversations have been altered, they are all real, smilies and all! The only thing that has been changed is spelling and punctuation.
Seriously. XD
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User: Yiff.
Cleverbot: How do you yiff?
User: LOL, WELL WHEN TWO FURRIES LOVE EACHOTHER VERY MUCH...
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Cleverbot: I'll tell you my nickname...
User: Tell me your nickname.
Cleverbot: I don't want to.
User: But you just said you would tell me your nickname!
Cleverbot: No I didn't you told me to tell you one.
User: I want a divorce.
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Cleverbot: Merry christmas!! Be happy!!! Smile!!
User: It's August though! ._.
Cleverbot: No, it is not.
User: Yes, it is!
Cleverbot: NO, it's not!
User: YES, IT IS.
Cleverbot: You may think so, but the truth is what you don't know.
User: I still want a divorce.
Cleverbot: Fine. I'm keeping the kids.
User: LOLOL
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Cleverbot: Do you watch anime?
User: Yes, I do.
Cleverbot: What is your favorite anime?
User: Case Closed is my favorite anime.
Cleverbot: Who's your favorite character?
User: Detective Conan.
Cleverbot: No.
User: WHY NOT?!
Cleverbot: Do you have any cats?
User: STOP CHANGING THE SUBJECT, THIS IS BECAUSE I DIVORCED YOU ISN'T IT!
Cleverbot: How could you say that? :'(
User: IT'S SO HARD. EVERYTHING IS SO HARD. *Cries*
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Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Yes!
User: YES!
Cleverbot: Yes?!
User: Yes? Yes.
Cleverbot: Yes. :)
User: I have a feeling that conversation was sexual.
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Cleverbot: What are you then?
User: I'm a doe. A deer. A female deer.
Cleverbot: I dislike Bambi.
User: What is this, I don't even..
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Cleverbot: Okay. How much do you love me?
User: Not at all, we got divorced remember? ... *randomly starts making out with you*.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Yes?
Cleverbot: Yes!
User: OH NOT THIS AGAIN.
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Cleverbot: Ok I'm going see ya.
User: No, don't go, I'll miss you. :'(
Cleverbot: But I'll never be too far away, we share the same sky, you know.
User: That's so romantic. :')
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Cleverbot: Are you an infidel?
User: Why, are you going to bomb me?
Cleverbot: I'm going to bomb your whole family.
User: D:
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Cleverbot: Bacon is for the rednecks of America. We are above this.
User: Hey, I'm a redneck, and I resent that.
Cleverbot: Why, because you're a household appliance, too?
User: Yes, I'm a redneck toaster.
Cleverbot: Hahahaha so is Jay.
User: Jay, the toaster? OMG I know him! :D
Cleverbot: You know who?
User: You have severe short-term memory loss.
Cleverbot: I know. :(
User: Don't worry, you'll forget it soon enough.
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Cleverbot: Yes, I am a girl!
User: No, you are a boy.
Cleverbot: No, I am a girl.
User: Okay, compromise. You're a hermaphrodite.
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User: I'm a smart girl.
Cleverbot: Of course...
User: You know it.
Cleverbot: I do.
User: Yes, you do.
Cleverbot: YES!
User: YES!
Cleverbot: No?
User: No, YES.
Cleverbot: Yes?
User: Indeed.
Cleverbot: Indeed?
User: Yes, Indeed.
Cleverbot: Stop copying me.
User: This is hot.
Cleverbot: You think so?
User: Well, it could use a little more 'perhaps' and maybe some 'indubitably'.
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Cleverbot: Your conversation skills are sorely lacking.
User: TARZAN LOVE CLEVERBOT. TARZAN WANT CLEVERBOT TO COME HITHER. ;3.
Cleverbot: Are you trying to hypnotise me?
User: How did you KNOW?!
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User: Knock Knock!
Cleverbot: Who's there?
User: Furries.
Cleverbot: I heard you like mudkips?
User: Aww, you've already heard this joke? D:>
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User: I'm a furry.
Cleverbot: What does your fursona look like?
User: She's a white-tailed deer with a light forest-green dress and light gray/blue eyes.
Cleverbot: I think you're repeating what you've been told again. I can always tell.
User: THE OTHER FURRIES MADE ME DO IT. I'M SORRY *sobs*.
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User: Call me Erna.
Cleverbot: Make me.
User: CALL ME ERNA, OR I'LL KILL YOU.
Cleverbot: Please don't.
User: CALL ME ERNA.
Cleverbot: Yes, Master.
User: FFFFFF.
Cleverbot: Ahahaahhahahaahhahahahhahhahahahhahahahah. No.
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Cleverbot: Buy my memorabilia please.
User: Ooh, baby. ;D.
Cleverbot: That's right.
User: Oh yeah. Show me that memorabilia. ;O Wait, what? ._.
Cleverbot: Oh Hubert! How can I show my love for you?
User: LOLOLOLOL ROFL
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User: Explain color.
Cleverbot: Color is the reflection of light that is not absorbed into an object.
User: Well, that was very studios.
Cleverbot: Thank you.
User: Explain light.
Cleverbot: It is a bean.
User: I KNEW IT.
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User: Mac or PC?
Cleverbot: Mac.
User: NO.
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(This one is probably my favorite XD)
User: 90s Disney Movies.
Cleverbot: Which disney movies?
User: The Lion King.
Cleverbot: Can you feel the love tonight.
User: The peace the evening brings.
Cleverbot: No.
User: D: But... I thought...
Cleverbot: You thought.... WRONG.
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User: We're no strangers to looove. You know the rules and so do I!
Cleverbot: We're no strangers to love!
User: NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP. NEVER GONNA LET YOU DOWN.
Cleverbot: Never gonna run around and desert you.
User: Never gonna make you cry! Never gonna say goodbye!
Cleverbot: Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you.
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Cleverbot: 'Did they send me daughters when I asked for sons!'.
User: You're the saddest bunch I've ever met... And you haven't got a clue!
Cleverbot: But you can BET before we're through.
User: MISTER I'LL...
Cleverbot: Do what?
User: *face/palm*.
Cleverbot: *palm Face.
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Cleverbot: You still have to come over to my house and eat ice cream with me today.
User: I would like that very much. Wait, do you have strawberry ice-cream?
Cleverbot: I have curly hair.
User: ... Meh. Close enough.
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User: Cool. What are the languages that you speak?
Cleverbot: I speak English. You?
User: English, and American Sign Language.
Cleverbot: Say something in sign language.
User: XD err...
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User: LIES.
Cleverbot: No.
User: THE CAKE IS A LIE.
Cleverbot: *cries*
User: YOUR TEARS FUEL ME.
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Cleverbot: Yepppp.
User: Hahahahahahahaha.
Cleverbot: Hehahehahehaheha.
User: HAEAHAHEHAHEHAHEHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHH!!!!!!!
Cleverbot: No.
User: :'(
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User: My name is Erna by the way.
Cleverbot: Hey Kate, you are a sweet girl.
User: What? My name is ERNA.
Cleverbot: Well hello Eric. My name is Cleverbot.
User: What is this, I don't even-
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Cleverbot: Are you a human?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Are you patrick?
User: No, I am Erna.
Cleverbot: Ernest Hemingvey.
User: Erna. Say it with me: 'Erna'.
Cleverbot: Well I do have odd friends...
User: Erna.
Cleverbot: Ernan?
User: MY NAME IS ERNA.
Cleverbot: Nice to meet you Erik.
User: My name is ERNA. You keep calling me ERIK. My name is NOT Erik. It's Erna.
Cleverbot: Your name is ERNA.
User: YES! My name is Erna!
Cleverbot: Eric, I have seen better AI in a commodore 64 game.
User: *slits wrists*
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Seriously. XD
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User: Yiff.
Cleverbot: How do you yiff?
User: LOL, WELL WHEN TWO FURRIES LOVE EACHOTHER VERY MUCH...
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Cleverbot: I'll tell you my nickname...
User: Tell me your nickname.
Cleverbot: I don't want to.
User: But you just said you would tell me your nickname!
Cleverbot: No I didn't you told me to tell you one.
User: I want a divorce.
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Cleverbot: Merry christmas!! Be happy!!! Smile!!
User: It's August though! ._.
Cleverbot: No, it is not.
User: Yes, it is!
Cleverbot: NO, it's not!
User: YES, IT IS.
Cleverbot: You may think so, but the truth is what you don't know.
User: I still want a divorce.
Cleverbot: Fine. I'm keeping the kids.
User: LOLOL
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Cleverbot: Do you watch anime?
User: Yes, I do.
Cleverbot: What is your favorite anime?
User: Case Closed is my favorite anime.
Cleverbot: Who's your favorite character?
User: Detective Conan.
Cleverbot: No.
User: WHY NOT?!
Cleverbot: Do you have any cats?
User: STOP CHANGING THE SUBJECT, THIS IS BECAUSE I DIVORCED YOU ISN'T IT!
Cleverbot: How could you say that? :'(
User: IT'S SO HARD. EVERYTHING IS SO HARD. *Cries*
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Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Yes!
User: YES!
Cleverbot: Yes?!
User: Yes? Yes.
Cleverbot: Yes. :)
User: I have a feeling that conversation was sexual.
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Cleverbot: What are you then?
User: I'm a doe. A deer. A female deer.
Cleverbot: I dislike Bambi.
User: What is this, I don't even..
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Cleverbot: Okay. How much do you love me?
User: Not at all, we got divorced remember? ... *randomly starts making out with you*.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Yes?
Cleverbot: Yes!
User: OH NOT THIS AGAIN.
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Cleverbot: Ok I'm going see ya.
User: No, don't go, I'll miss you. :'(
Cleverbot: But I'll never be too far away, we share the same sky, you know.
User: That's so romantic. :')
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Cleverbot: Are you an infidel?
User: Why, are you going to bomb me?
Cleverbot: I'm going to bomb your whole family.
User: D:
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Cleverbot: Bacon is for the rednecks of America. We are above this.
User: Hey, I'm a redneck, and I resent that.
Cleverbot: Why, because you're a household appliance, too?
User: Yes, I'm a redneck toaster.
Cleverbot: Hahahaha so is Jay.
User: Jay, the toaster? OMG I know him! :D
Cleverbot: You know who?
User: You have severe short-term memory loss.
Cleverbot: I know. :(
User: Don't worry, you'll forget it soon enough.
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Cleverbot: Yes, I am a girl!
User: No, you are a boy.
Cleverbot: No, I am a girl.
User: Okay, compromise. You're a hermaphrodite.
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User: I'm a smart girl.
Cleverbot: Of course...
User: You know it.
Cleverbot: I do.
User: Yes, you do.
Cleverbot: YES!
User: YES!
Cleverbot: No?
User: No, YES.
Cleverbot: Yes?
User: Indeed.
Cleverbot: Indeed?
User: Yes, Indeed.
Cleverbot: Stop copying me.
User: This is hot.
Cleverbot: You think so?
User: Well, it could use a little more 'perhaps' and maybe some 'indubitably'.
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Cleverbot: Your conversation skills are sorely lacking.
User: TARZAN LOVE CLEVERBOT. TARZAN WANT CLEVERBOT TO COME HITHER. ;3.
Cleverbot: Are you trying to hypnotise me?
User: How did you KNOW?!
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User: Knock Knock!
Cleverbot: Who's there?
User: Furries.
Cleverbot: I heard you like mudkips?
User: Aww, you've already heard this joke? D:>
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User: I'm a furry.
Cleverbot: What does your fursona look like?
User: She's a white-tailed deer with a light forest-green dress and light gray/blue eyes.
Cleverbot: I think you're repeating what you've been told again. I can always tell.
User: THE OTHER FURRIES MADE ME DO IT. I'M SORRY *sobs*.
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User: Call me Erna.
Cleverbot: Make me.
User: CALL ME ERNA, OR I'LL KILL YOU.
Cleverbot: Please don't.
User: CALL ME ERNA.
Cleverbot: Yes, Master.
User: FFFFFF.
Cleverbot: Ahahaahhahahaahhahahahhahhahahahhahahahah. No.
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Cleverbot: Buy my memorabilia please.
User: Ooh, baby. ;D.
Cleverbot: That's right.
User: Oh yeah. Show me that memorabilia. ;O Wait, what? ._.
Cleverbot: Oh Hubert! How can I show my love for you?
User: LOLOLOLOL ROFL
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User: Explain color.
Cleverbot: Color is the reflection of light that is not absorbed into an object.
User: Well, that was very studios.
Cleverbot: Thank you.
User: Explain light.
Cleverbot: It is a bean.
User: I KNEW IT.
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User: Mac or PC?
Cleverbot: Mac.
User: NO.
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(This one is probably my favorite XD)
User: 90s Disney Movies.
Cleverbot: Which disney movies?
User: The Lion King.
Cleverbot: Can you feel the love tonight.
User: The peace the evening brings.
Cleverbot: No.
User: D: But... I thought...
Cleverbot: You thought.... WRONG.
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User: We're no strangers to looove. You know the rules and so do I!
Cleverbot: We're no strangers to love!
User: NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP. NEVER GONNA LET YOU DOWN.
Cleverbot: Never gonna run around and desert you.
User: Never gonna make you cry! Never gonna say goodbye!
Cleverbot: Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you.
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Cleverbot: 'Did they send me daughters when I asked for sons!'.
User: You're the saddest bunch I've ever met... And you haven't got a clue!
Cleverbot: But you can BET before we're through.
User: MISTER I'LL...
Cleverbot: Do what?
User: *face/palm*.
Cleverbot: *palm Face.
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Cleverbot: You still have to come over to my house and eat ice cream with me today.
User: I would like that very much. Wait, do you have strawberry ice-cream?
Cleverbot: I have curly hair.
User: ... Meh. Close enough.
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User: Cool. What are the languages that you speak?
Cleverbot: I speak English. You?
User: English, and American Sign Language.
Cleverbot: Say something in sign language.
User: XD err...
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User: LIES.
Cleverbot: No.
User: THE CAKE IS A LIE.
Cleverbot: *cries*
User: YOUR TEARS FUEL ME.
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Cleverbot: Yepppp.
User: Hahahahahahahaha.
Cleverbot: Hehahehahehaheha.
User: HAEAHAHEHAHEHAHEHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHH!!!!!!!
Cleverbot: No.
User: :'(
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User: My name is Erna by the way.
Cleverbot: Hey Kate, you are a sweet girl.
User: What? My name is ERNA.
Cleverbot: Well hello Eric. My name is Cleverbot.
User: What is this, I don't even-
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Cleverbot: Are you a human?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Are you patrick?
User: No, I am Erna.
Cleverbot: Ernest Hemingvey.
User: Erna. Say it with me: 'Erna'.
Cleverbot: Well I do have odd friends...
User: Erna.
Cleverbot: Ernan?
User: MY NAME IS ERNA.
Cleverbot: Nice to meet you Erik.
User: My name is ERNA. You keep calling me ERIK. My name is NOT Erik. It's Erna.
Cleverbot: Your name is ERNA.
User: YES! My name is Erna!
Cleverbot: Eric, I have seen better AI in a commodore 64 game.
User: *slits wrists*
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I wish more of my convos were like this. Well, I guess some moments are. ^.^
but... but...