So i'm back from my cruise! It was fun. I guess? There was nothing for kids to do except an arcade that had games that didnt work. So I went from bar to bar asking for soda.

And I fell in love with so many people on that cruise! Heres a list:

Alejandro: Our waiter
Fernando: Some guy who worked on the ship
Roberto: I forget what he did
Thomas Rainbow: Assistant waiter (yes that is his really last name)
Jon Lee: Played piano in one of the bars. He liked to sing.
Edwardo: Scuba diving instructor
The bar-tender in the adult pool: He always called me 'darling' or 'my dear'
Hallway man: He was the room service guy in our hallway and he was always standing outside our door when my ssiter and I left the room.

I think thats it...

Yeah anyway. One the first day all i did was sunbathe and read my book. I also made an imaginary friend! The second day I sunbathed for 3 hours, got a sunburn and finished my book. I also hung out with my imaginary friend. The third day I got off the boat at Cozumel and I got to DRIVE A JET SKI!!! Basically I drove it like a NASCAR driver on crack. Full throtel, jumping waves. Hell yeah. Then when we got back on the boat I felt nauseous and had a breakdown. Fourthday I... Played pokemon all day and chilled with my imaginary friend. Today I came home. I feel my imaginary friend stayed on the boat though... :C It was a sad plane ride home til I remembered that he was a fighter-jet pilot! He just flew next to our plane.

All-in-all, it was a fun cruise but it had nothing for us kids to do except make imaginary friends who dont have names.

Edit: I realized that I left some things out!!! :O

Okay, I swore that I saw my old social studies teacher, Mr.Gilbride, on the cruise too. IT was an UNCANNY resemblence!!! I also thought I saw my old reading fleuncy teacher. Twice. C'est tres weird.

Aaand that sunburn I got faded into an AWESOME TAN. So i'm basically ten times sexier now. Yeah, I'm cool. Uuuhmm...

There was something else...

Eh whatever. I can't remember right now.

(Oh i looked up that song by limp bizkit. I like the opening. Is it the bass playing? Cause i think it is.)