...Um...Okay, then.

Thats right!

Is it now?

Dawwwwwww! You just missed it! Has a

What? it's all blurrrrrry....

Hahahahahaaa!!! Quick! Someone grab the duct tape! Some lube! And a Nerf Gun!

*stumbles over to you* I've got some duct tape...no, that's a duck.

Only slightly

*Pokes you in other eye* HA!
I wear full protection

Full of caffeine does offer much protection!
I HAVE REFLEXES LIKE A MONGOOSE!!!

You do now lol
Here have a beer... hehehehe

Well they dont have a doobie pic... So have a boobie

HA! i would say the biggest insult to ya...but id rather not.

Go for it
I have a good sense of humor

k...U MAY HAVE A LOT OF DADS BUT ATLEAST I CAN DRAW MY OWN ART!

sorry...

Hahahahaha!!!! That made me Lol ^^

somehow i highly doubt that.

Seriously, It did
I used to draw. I wasnt bad at it. Then I stopped. And now I dont.

k didnt know ^^'

And knowing is half the battle!

and believing it is the demise.

Sooooooo you're fugly?

YOUR JOURNAL PURPLEXES!

NOT EVEN. Sexy Fuglybastard LOL Oxymoron

Tehe ^^
My names an Oxymoron!

*thinks* oks then sir :3

aaa... AAaaaa.. HADURP!!

*giggles* so u oks? *tilts head*

Parents coming to visit. Was cleaning kitchen and bathroom. Think.... Make that prity sure I mixed the Pine-sol a little bit strong ^^

*smiles* thats sounds fun ^^

Apartment smelled like Pine-sol foe 4 days ^^

awww that sucks X3 i hate that smell it makes me sick literally

Its better it smells like pine then ass ^^

true X3 so how is life right now?

Funny you should ask! Parents came to visit. Havent seen them in almost a year. Went looking at houses for kicks and made a bid for a condo. Its not that big but to own it will be less then what im paying to rent this apartment! And other things. Little more going on in life then normal. Life is good ^^
You?

hmm very slow ^^

Oh yeah? how many dads?

I will answer that question with another question...
How many dads do you have?

technically 4 ^w^

??? How does that work!?

roflmao! XD
sorry, wanted to see the reaction ^w^
I counted the step dads after my birth =3 lol

I have one thousand nine hundred and thirty four. I AM WINRAR

You is compression file? Thought you were fox?

Dammit. You found out about my clone experiments, didn't ya.

Yeah! You can never have enough Sheep

Your not a bastard...

Your a FUGLYBastard.

Was FuglyBastard. Grew mustache and goatee. Now im SexyBastard

A Fsexy Bastard.