A Funny Morning Stoy lol
15 years ago
General
Well i just woke up... heres how it goes..
I was sleeping for a while, planning to wake up around 1ish to go hang out with the asians again, and i heard a knock at the door while i was sleeping... APPARENTLY my mom had gone to sleep next to me on the floor... i get up for a moment, and i mumbled to myself all sleepily, whos that?... and i turn around and yelped when i saw my mom next to me, in return she screamed slightly cuz she didnt know why i was freaking out XDDD, but yea.. we scared each other... The exterminator was at the door, cuz we get cockaroaches, and spiders and crap, surprisingly my father answered the door.. which my mom didnt even know he was home from work. After the exterminator sprayed some poison around, my mom went and asked my dad when did he get here.. yadda yadda questions.. and she said: why didnt you check Sam's room to see if i was home sleeping?... and my father jokingly said: I dont like to go into Sam's room, he might be masturbating or something XDDD ZOMG, I was drinking Lemonaid at the moment, and took a huge spit take all over myself, LOL both my parents were cracking up.. THEN i remembered i had said outloud, "well at least i dont have a huge bottle of vagisil in the bathroom!" and my dad's like: dont make fun of my cream! XDD I took another big spit take there, and my mom was blushing and cracking up... omfg... my family is insane. ahh this is one of those great mornings to start out with ^^
I was sleeping for a while, planning to wake up around 1ish to go hang out with the asians again, and i heard a knock at the door while i was sleeping... APPARENTLY my mom had gone to sleep next to me on the floor... i get up for a moment, and i mumbled to myself all sleepily, whos that?... and i turn around and yelped when i saw my mom next to me, in return she screamed slightly cuz she didnt know why i was freaking out XDDD, but yea.. we scared each other... The exterminator was at the door, cuz we get cockaroaches, and spiders and crap, surprisingly my father answered the door.. which my mom didnt even know he was home from work. After the exterminator sprayed some poison around, my mom went and asked my dad when did he get here.. yadda yadda questions.. and she said: why didnt you check Sam's room to see if i was home sleeping?... and my father jokingly said: I dont like to go into Sam's room, he might be masturbating or something XDDD ZOMG, I was drinking Lemonaid at the moment, and took a huge spit take all over myself, LOL both my parents were cracking up.. THEN i remembered i had said outloud, "well at least i dont have a huge bottle of vagisil in the bathroom!" and my dad's like: dont make fun of my cream! XDD I took another big spit take there, and my mom was blushing and cracking up... omfg... my family is insane. ahh this is one of those great mornings to start out with ^^
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