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15 years ago
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It's that time of year. Again...
Where are you staying?
The Con Hotel
Who will you be with?
A more sensible question is 'where', the answer to which is 'at the bar'. I will be with anybody else who's there, i.e, most of the British contingent.
Do you do Trades or free Art?
Wave a sketchbook at me and I might scribble in it for you. I warn you, it won't be pretty, I need tools and the right sort of pens to get the sort of result you see in my gallery.
And Commissions?
Yup, but not at the con. Ask for a card and we'll talk after the con'.
What suits will you bring?
My human suit.
What is your gender?
TBC.
How old are you?
Real age or showbiz age? 25 and 17 respectively.
Can I touch you?
If you so desire.
Can I talk to you?
Knock yourself out, I don't bite unless you want me to.
Can I buy you lots of drinks?
Please do. You get freebies if you do.
Can I hug or snuggle with you?
I'm sure we've been through this.
Can I hang around with you?
If you like, I'm not that interesting.
How tall are you?
Sorry, why is that relevant? About 5'4.
You look pissed off, can I come up to you?
If you like, but do so at your own risk, I won't beat you senseless, but I reserve the right to ignore you. This said, it's unlikely I will be pissed off, I'm on holiday dammit!
Are you nice?
No. :P
Can I stalk you?
Yes, but don't steal my stuff and build a shrine to my magnificence, my ego doesn't need any more stroking.
How long are you going?
Normal arrival, late departure
Do you have an artist table?
Nope.
Will there be any Artwork in the ArtShow?
Yup, loads. Buy it, I don't want to take it home.
Do you like parties?
Does the Pope shit in the woods?
If I see you, how should I get your attention?
Expose yourself and jiggle your boobs/genitals at me*.
See you there!
*If you do this, you will probably be arrested. This is good for me as it means I don't have to deal with your freaky ways. If you are the sort of person who thinks boob/genital jiggling isn't appropriate behavior for public places, you have passed the test and are relatively normal. If you fall into this category, I am happy to talk to you and a simple wave or shout is perfect for getting my attention.
Where are you staying?
The Con Hotel
Who will you be with?
A more sensible question is 'where', the answer to which is 'at the bar'. I will be with anybody else who's there, i.e, most of the British contingent.
Do you do Trades or free Art?
Wave a sketchbook at me and I might scribble in it for you. I warn you, it won't be pretty, I need tools and the right sort of pens to get the sort of result you see in my gallery.
And Commissions?
Yup, but not at the con. Ask for a card and we'll talk after the con'.
What suits will you bring?
My human suit.
What is your gender?
TBC.
How old are you?
Real age or showbiz age? 25 and 17 respectively.
Can I touch you?
If you so desire.
Can I talk to you?
Knock yourself out, I don't bite unless you want me to.
Can I buy you lots of drinks?
Please do. You get freebies if you do.
Can I hug or snuggle with you?
I'm sure we've been through this.
Can I hang around with you?
If you like, I'm not that interesting.
How tall are you?
Sorry, why is that relevant? About 5'4.
You look pissed off, can I come up to you?
If you like, but do so at your own risk, I won't beat you senseless, but I reserve the right to ignore you. This said, it's unlikely I will be pissed off, I'm on holiday dammit!
Are you nice?
No. :P
Can I stalk you?
Yes, but don't steal my stuff and build a shrine to my magnificence, my ego doesn't need any more stroking.
How long are you going?
Normal arrival, late departure
Do you have an artist table?
Nope.
Will there be any Artwork in the ArtShow?
Yup, loads. Buy it, I don't want to take it home.
Do you like parties?
Does the Pope shit in the woods?
If I see you, how should I get your attention?
Expose yourself and jiggle your boobs/genitals at me*.
See you there!
*If you do this, you will probably be arrested. This is good for me as it means I don't have to deal with your freaky ways. If you are the sort of person who thinks boob/genital jiggling isn't appropriate behavior for public places, you have passed the test and are relatively normal. If you fall into this category, I am happy to talk to you and a simple wave or shout is perfect for getting my attention.
and why the heck did nobody comment here? o_O)
Don't know why no one commented, but there are a lots of journals containing this meme I can't be the only one!