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The 3rd Birthday
15 years ago
Change will come
OMFG!!!
http://www.the3rdbirthdaygame.com
I WANT IT! I want too shoot ugly creatures in the face as a chick!
I like first and third person shooters...
All I need is a psp...
plus, that chick is kinda hot... >.> in a way... I guess... I'm going to shut up now...
http://www.the3rdbirthdaygame.com
I WANT IT! I want too shoot ugly creatures in the face as a chick!
I like first and third person shooters...
All I need is a psp...
plus, that chick is kinda hot... >.> in a way... I guess... I'm going to shut up now...
Resident Evil's chick fighs with knives and a pisol.
this chick fights with the big guns.
Also, Veronica I think her name was, is not nearly as kick ass as Aya. Aya canswitch places with her team mates mid combat. She wins.
actually it's A knife and pistolS... and other guns... and a bow and arrow...
You can get a bazooka on RE5! X3
...I don't remember her name so i'll use veronica to.... Ya but veronica doesn't need to wait for her TURN to attack XD
I'd take the monster please.
Aim for their heads. almost Instant kill no matter which weapon.
Bazooka's are overated. In games nowadays you can fire one and there is no kick back. LAME!
Does Veronica have the ability to actually switch BODIES with her team mates? no. Why? The zombies ate them all. XD
And, Aya actually gets hurt and bleeds. Veronica runs around and kicks the shit out of stuff without getting a scratch on her. Like a female Rambo.
Aya is also not part monster/zombie herself.
And I think Aya is hot >.>
NOT true! not against the uroborus! ...and for the zombies that that IS true for... they're harder to target than past zombies! they're smarter/faster/AND HAVE FUCKING GATLING GUNS!!
Oh yeah? Well have you ever discharged*lol* a simple lil pistol WITHOUT proper ear protection? I have! my ears rang for days! ...you wanna talk about overrated and lame... ALL gungames are overrated and lame cuz they don't take into consideration how loud those fucking things are! You could be shooting just fine and the next minute be stealthily hunting listening Veeeeeeery carefully
Not true! RE5 it FORCES a co-op game X3 you ALWAYS have that one dude following you around! ...well it's the other way around but still! X3
Veronica does to bleed! When you get lit up by a fucking gatling gun... you're GONNA bleed XD
...what? ...OH! ooooooookay NOW i know what you're talking about! Nonononononono... it's not the same chick! it's a new chick! a HOTTER chick! .......I forget her name though.............. it'll come to me...
Hmmm... well yeah... she is... BUT! she's not a brunette... The RE5 chick is hotter... and a brunette
The Resident Evil creatures are easy to figure out! They all have the same pattern of attack. zombies run at you so shoot then slash if they get to close. everything else: hide behind a pillar or box or whatever and hope it doesn't have grenades.
Well, it's like that with all fps games really...
Since when do ZOMBIES know how to use gatling guns?
I have fired a gun without protection thank you very much! and not a pistol, a high calibre rifle.
That happens in all games! BANG BANG! *hides behind a box/wall for a couple of seconds and enemy still doesn't realise they were ever there*
Well, if someone else controls him, then it is co-op. But almost all fps games can be played multi-player.
X3 well, if a gatling gun hits you, you're not going to be able to jump behind a box/wall and shove a health pack into your chest to heal now are you?
Veronica sucks. pew pew slash slash OH SHIT BOSS! pew pew slash slash YEAH! moving on... unharmed in anyway... WAIT! I'M BLEEDING! D: Oh! It's that time of the month again. woops. duuh. XD
And Veronica has a computer in her brain. wtf.
If it's someone new, I'll check it out.
...I will admit that brunettes are fucking hot...
NOT ALL OF THE-.... okay that's not that untrue...
Yeah it is
Since the virus strain they use to infect people got switched out for an even more powerful one! and NOW they're intelligent and walk around carrying fucking huge gatling guns!
Then you'd know how unrealistic the games/tv shows are for fire fights
...True...
Well you CAN control him/her(which ever character you aren't playing as) if you used the second controller... BUT if you don't... you just have to hope he/she has a moment of smartness and ACTUALLY does what he's supposed to do... it's a very co-op game...
It's not a fps it's a 3rd person shooter game
...If you're lucky enough to be right next to the box and happen to react fast enough you may be able to get away with the bare minimum of life XD
.......WOW! XD You soooo just went there...
So?
It's not veronica the game has nothing to do with her
NO DUH! XD OF COURSE THEY ARE!
The AI for all zombies is the same. run forwards and use melee attacks against the player.
I noticed it in Singularity as well.
...I'm sorry... THAT is shit. If I'm not mistaken, the zombies are a problem to everyone. so ehy the fuck would you make them stronger, faster, more intelligent and give them a fucking gatling gun?
They have the gun like right next to the enemy and fire but the enemy doesn't hear it. What? are they all deaf?
Actually, I think guns are shit weapons. I hate them all. Well, exept maybe the Seeker gun from Singularity. THAT gun is fucking insane!
Ah. and knowing the AI of any fps game, they run infront of your gun while you fire, jump INTO the fucking explosions and drop over dead every five seconds.
Co-op gamesare fun, but only if your partner is not one of those douchebags who takes everything for himself and uses you as a human shield.
I know that the 3rd Birthday is a third-person shooter. So is Final Fantasy 7 Dirge of Cerberus; the only cool Final Fantasy game ever released.
OR, your partner can use his/her dipshittiness to be your human shield! while you shove health packs into your chest and wrap bandages around your wrists and hands to get back to full health.
X3 at first she thought it was an injury, then it was zombie blood, then she found where it came from and remembered what time of the month it was!
Did you not see the one movie? it shut down her brain and she somehow reactivated it and disabled the computer in her head. lame.
I KNOW THAT! But, she is the main projagonist of the series am I not right?
heh. Yeah. They are. But I am not and I don't give a shit about it.
dammit... i lost again...
...That's ALWAYS the idea!
..."singularity"?
Cuz they can be CONTROLLED now! ...sort of... in a way... pretty much...
Well it's not that! (even though yes that IS true) it's that firing the weapon never seems to impare the hearing of the person HOLDING the gun...
..........again... "singularity"?
not ALWAYS... more often it's you who dies not him/her... or BOTH of you at the same time... the only time it's your partner... is if your objective is to protect them >.>
there aren't very many moments in RE5 to do that in the first place... but it DOES happen...
O.O DID YOU SAY CERBERUS?!? ..............i'm totally looking up that game...
Not it RE5... the AI is pretty smart on this... like... they always know which one of you ISN'T the AI -_-" so they target the human player...
X3 And you're STAYING there apparantly...
...I've only seen the first 2... (at least i think they were the first 2 >.>)
IDK I'VE ONLY PLAYED 5! there i said it! >.>"
...wait... what? >.>
crushed and broken. not simply defeated.
Why can zombies not for once, I don't know, pick up shards of glass and throw them like knives of something. It' always running up to you and slap/punch you.
YOU DO NOT KNOW SINGULARITY??????????? HOW CAN YOU NOT KNOW IT??? IT'S A FUCKING BRILLIANT FPS GAME!!! Go get it now.
LAME! Zombies are mindless things that attack anyone and everyone. Are you telling me that the zombies can now think and attack only certain people?
But you forget that most of the time you do not see the persons head so it is possible that they have protection. Also, there are usually silencers on the weapons.
Get it.
Well, how do you think you end up dying? A grenade lands right infront of them and you need o shove them out of the way and it explodes damaging you only.
SHIT ZOMBIE! stand in front of me quick! oops. I blew your brains out... I guess the shotgun affects you too then...
The main character, Vincent Valentine's weapon, a three barreled handgun, is named Cerberus. The actual hell hound is not featured in the game. Also, Cerberus is a Greek mythological creature.
The AI has always known to shoot at the human player. But, if they could not see him, they shot at everyone else.
Veronica doesn't bleed and therefore sucks.
oh... It was in the newest one... SPOILERS!
Well, in quite a few of the games you play as a man. But you always here about her.
I'm not hot and I don't care.
DAMMIT! >_< EVERY time i open this i lose!!
...or run at you and open their face to reveal a parasidic mouth that they eat your whole FACE with/hitting you with stun batons/cutting you in half with chainsaws/shooting you with guns/driving motorcycles wielding chains/exploding into bigger uglier thing-a-ma-bobs...
o.0
YES!! AND drive! AND use fire arms! AND know hand to hand combat techniques!
yeah...
.............i have the sudden urge NOT to get it JUST to annoy you X3 ...even though it probably won't work...
...not really... he/she's pretty smart and jumps outta it's way on his/her own...
oooooooooh... sorry was that your lungs? X3
^^ i like that hell hound!
i guess... but it's rare you're separated from your partner on RE5...
fat juicy balls X3
Ah... okay then...
...not on RE5... It's all about the new virus... new people new PLACE!!! ...THEY'RE IN FUCKING AFRICA NOW!!!
...<.< ummm... o...k?
Or even climb onto the ceiling and drop onto you drilling into your brain or just exploding?
It's the whole vampire thing all over again...
no. You'll just be missing out on an amazing game.
Really? half the game sI play they stay IN the blast radius. Like Scorch from Star Wars Republic Commando; I placed 6 mines in an area that I knew a droideka would roll into. Sev and fixer move but he stays in there. 2 seconds later, I'm busy reviving him.
Oh! I think that's your liver! Do you need that?
I LOVE that gun.
Fat nasty brass baboon balls.
OMFG! THERE'S GOING TO BE SOMTHING MORE INTELLIGENT THAN THE INDIGENIOUS AFRICANS???
...Damn!!! I LOST AGAIN!!! DX
...drill into your brain? ...no... i don't remember any of that on RE5... all that other stuff happened on RE5 though!
...wait what? no! they're not vampires... if you played RE5 you'd understand...
What station was it for?
well that's why RE5 kicks SO much ass X3 the only downside is that the dialogue coulda been a little better...
No... it gets in the way of alcohol anyway >w>
THE DOG! D8<
<.< ...you like fat nasty brass baboon balls?
...actually you DO getta kill some indigenous X3 they got spears and masks and giant 40 foot maneating crocodiles <w<
Yes you did.
I was refering to the Scev driods from Star Wars Republic Commando...
No, no! You misunderstand me. Vampires used to be feared and hated creatures who were killed by destroying their heart or direct contact with sunlight. But nowadays, well, just look at Stephanie Meyer's shit and you'll see what I mean.
Compuret and I think Xbox 360 and ps3... not sure about the last two.
Well, the dialogue from Republic Commando was, in my opinion, rather hilarious. At one point you find a fellow clone soldier dead with a lightsaber laying next to him, Your comment: 'An elegant weapon for more elegant times. Well, guess what, Times have changed."
And your squad mates also say some rather hilarious things to one another along the way.
For example, I placed Scourch in a snip position, Sev's comment: "You're leaving a trained marksman's position to a demolitions expert? great."
Or, Scourch is constantly making comments such as "Was it red, red, blue? or Blue, blue, red?" and Sev will say "And you're the demolitions expert. huh." X3
"Anti-armor manoeuvres? But it's not my birthday!"
What about your lungs?
The gun has three barrels. one for each head. one dead dog.
NO! Why on earth would I like that?
But that's not what Africa looks like at all! Now they have guns but can't fire properly.
Yes i did... AND again just now x.x
...didn't play it... so i had NO idea what you were talking about...
...Ooooooooooooooh... you mean how their being redefined... okay then... yeah... sorta... not really but yeah...
...okay nevermind about RE5's dialogue... SWRC's dialogue sucks X3
They only give me cancer X3 i'd much rather smoke without them!
...nuh uh... Cerberus can't be hurt by a mere bullet...
LOL! X3 i was teasin you!
I KNOW! XD i was being a douche! they have guns and all that shit trust me! ...although ALMOST EVERY human you meet has been infected by that virus so... they're not human anymore... BUT they DO still use guns...
Yes you did.
they attempt to drill into your scull and kill you.
Zombies used to be mindless, correct me if I'm wrong, but now they're intelligent?
Well, if you look at the characters' personalities, the locations you are in and the events of the location, it does not suck! If you where a pyromaniac, would you not consider it a gift to be told you can blow things up? Or a trained marksman/assassin, would you not be glad to be told to go snipe enemies instead of plant an explosive device?
Gills are the future of human existance anyways!
HA! That gun can fire magically enhanced bullets! Therefore, it could easily electrocute, freeze and burn him all at the same time.
You'd better have been...
Are there Afrikaans people like in Farcry 2? X3
Jou Bliksem! Ek gaan jou moor! XD
Okay now that you promise to play i'll tell you! ^^ (...not like you have a CHOICE in quitting the game ever so... yeah X3 AND i just lost the game... again)
To play the game: EVERY SINGLE time you remember/think about the game... you must PUBLICLY declare "I lost the game"(NO MATTER WHAT*that part is optional for CERTAIN situations...*) There is no such thing as WINNING the game... and if you think about the game AGAIN *after a 5 minute grace period* then you YET AGAIN LOSE the game X3
and that's how you play! =3
ah...
In a way yes... Zombies... are "reanimated tissue" right? well... THE BRAIN ALSO is reanimated (in a way) on RE5
...wait... what does that have to do with what we were talking about? >.>
EXACTLY! 83 I'd rather be lungless anyway! I'd be able to smoke w/o Fell worrying about me getting lung cancer EVER!
i was! serious! <.<
...didn't play farcry 2 so i wouldn't know...
..."Lightening! I will kill you!"? <.<
That is completely and utterly Ridiculous, ludicrous, preposterous, nonsensical, farcical, absurd, silly, strange, illogical, meaningless, bizarre, outlandish, outrageous, unbelievable, foolish, comical and I lost.
FUCK! NOW I'M DOING IT ASWELL!
technically, a zombie is a spirit trapped within a rotting corpse. that or a human that has lost any and all forms of intelligence and their body began to rot away...
The dialogue! You said it sucked without really knowing much about the characters personalities, their environment they grew up in, their childhood, their experiences together, the list is almost endless really.
Arado feels the same way about his liver.but he worries about liver failure, not lung cancer.
mmmhmm?
You're missing out!
"Jou bliksem" basically the same as "you bastard"
"Ek gaan jou moor" depends on the context of the sentence. It could either mean "I'll kill you" or its a very rude way of saying "I'm going to hit you"
HA! XD IT SPREADS ON!!!
and i lost the game >=3 OH! that's another thing about it... when someone ELSE loses... it kinda FORCES you to lose cuz NOW YOU'RE thinking about it!! XD
Well that's the OLD definition... THESE days people need scientific proof... and reanimation is their answer X3
<.<
...Well that's cuz HE doesn't SMOKE!!! >.<
SERIOUSLY! 8/
X3 apparantly
...Google said it was lightening... and googles to stupid to know what kinda context you're using it in
These days people will start giving them superhuman abilities, call them sexy and let them rape a teenager sothat she gives birth to a demon baby.
Well, he did drink...
STOP LYING!
well, Bliksem does mean lightning aswell, so google was sort of correct, but google cannot tell in what context the word is used. So, it fails.
*i lost the game*
...actually.................... they already have a zombie give birth to a zombie baby in a movie <.< AND there's already a magazine where women straddle corpses...
exactly!
I'M NOT! 8/
exactly... google... is a failure...
YOU HAVE POISONED THIS JOURNAL!
That is just sick. why would you want to do that to a corpse? what if suddenly the corpse starts moaning? What would you do then?
Google is not a failure! Google's translator and caption services fail, but google itself does not!
...........
They're mummified... they're all 100% dead cuz they're from a museum or something...
...true X3 it's well known enough that it's part of everyday conversation
BANE OF SAGACITY!
It's still disturbing. Would you want someone'skadonkadonk inside your corpse would you?
google has become renowned amongst humans.
I hear from a certain digimon that you're playing! =3 ...and that you get pissed off from it X3
You do remember the "declaring it EVERYTIME NO MATTER WHAT" part is optional right? X3
Well I don't think they're ACTUALLY having SEX with them! I just know from G4TV that there's a magazine where women in scantily clad clothing (ie: japanese anime schoolgirl outfits) sitting on the laps of dead dudes...
instead of saying "oh i'll look that up on the internet" people say "i'll google that"
Now you deside to tell me that?
well, either way A corpse is a corspe. It should be removed as quickly as possible to prevent it from decaying.
And the older generations misunderstand the "google". fools.
.............o_o ...is that really what you had an issue with about it?... that it wouldn't be properly preserved if it was ridden like a bronco? <_<
older generations don't understand ANYTHING of technology these days...
i had to show my mom how to turn up the volume on her phone MANY times over like 4 months before she would TRY to figure out how to do it...
well, I've said it while in he mall, while at a small party with friends, ect. even after he proposed, he was telling one of his female friends that he was getting married and I stood up and yelled "I LOST THE GAME" at that exact same moment, she looked at me.
You cannot stop the process of the decaying of the corpse. the most you can do is slow it down. I do not want a dead body anywhere near me thank you very much
My mother has had a cellphone for over 3 years now. She is still unable to send text messages or make phone calls.
...<.< okay then...
It's an older generation thing... and it always will be... soon enough kids HALF our ages telling us how to do stuff
Yeah... it would have been helpful to have known that back then Himalaya.
Well, it's good for a few giggles so it's not all that terrible after all.
Well, kids half my age are asking me to help them with algebra and I'm asking said children to help me with things such as the television and cellphones...
...>3> Would you get angry if i taught arado?
X3 Ah kids these days... the younger generations will ALWAYS know how to operate technology better than the generations before
I guess it's fine. I know you told me. You just weren't very clear and I was tired. speaking of which, I need to get more sleep...
Oh! Not at all! I'd just have to cut out your left kidney with a bread knife. =-=
Well, give me a pc and I can use it perfectly fine as long as you don't ask me to do programing. but everything else, I'm pretty much useless with.
...It's been 2 weeks i'm sure you've had plenty sleep X3
O3O ...I'm gonna just forget i ever thought bout telling arado what the game is...
...and that's probably where the 8 year old comes in and programs it for you XD
You'd be surprised how little sleep a person can get in two weeks.
Good boy! *pats*
O-O It's like you know!
I still havn't figured out how to set up a wireless connection on a laptop. my brother did it in 15 minutes...
...uh... okay o3o
...What am i?! A canine?!? >3
I don't know either... so... no big >_>
One day you'll know exactly what I mean.
What? Would you rather have it I rub your tummy?
It's like that with most technology for me...
o3o okay
...Since when do you rub a TIGER's tummy?!? >3 ...You can scratch my ear thank yoooooouuuuuuuuuu...
...I STILL have to tell my mom how to watch the recorded shows on tv x_x ...Like 5 minutes ago...
Get on your fucking back and let me rub your tummy. -_-
correction. 1 month and 5 minutes ago.
...o3o no
unrelated subject yet i'll still use it to correct you for no apparent reason... It's my EXACT 1 month and 7 hour anniversary
*to tired to argue* Fine have it your way.
Well, since it happened over 2 months ago, I don't think it's relevant anymore.
It's true o3o I've lost plenty of video games since last we talked but not once did i remember THE game til just now! o3o
...actually it's not over 2 months ago X3 it's only 1 month, 29 days, and 7 hours after i started datin him X3
At least you've had time to play and lose games.
*I lost*
WHAT?!? You started dating him??? WHEN DID YOUR MOTHER BECOME A DUDE???
Yeah i can tell you are one busy duck o3o
*damn it X3*
O3o ...How'd my mother get involved in this?
And I feel like a huge dick for working so much. It's taking up too much of my time.
*again*
well, correct me if I'm wrong but the conversation was about showing your mother how to do something. Then it became something about how long it's been since you started dating 'him'. o_o
Dang =/
*...honestly i had to remind myself what you meant by "again" X3*
o3o ...I changed the subject...
Fuck that. I'm tired of this shit.
*I havn't been active in a month and I still remember what I ment by again. -_- That's a bit too long for my liking to be honest*
Dear God! I almost had a heart attack! You could have warned me before the time that you changed the subject.
And I believe congratulations are in order for the aquirement of your companion.
Yeah but that shit does bring in the mulah o3o
*...I had to remind myself AGAIN X3 ...Seriously just don't think about it I haven't lost the game ONCE since this conversation*
Thank you =3 we've been together for almost 4 months now... and sorry bout the heart attack o3o
It doesn't really feel like it at all.Feels more like working for the peanut's shells.
*What game? FUCK!*
Well, congratulations and may you experiance many more to come!
And don't worry about my minor heart attack. I shall have my revenge.
o3o yeah but it's better than doing jack shit
*HA!*
Thank you =3
o3o ...aim it at hitler! he deserves it more!
Is it really now?
*Fuck you! >.< YOu lose too!*
Hitler's Genocide didn't affect me.
Yeah... SOME money be better than no money o3o
*So? X3 In 4 minutes i'll have forgotten this conversation ever happened*
o3o
*BUT I WILL NOT!*
Well, in a way, it affected everyone. But what you did to me had a much larger impact than his maniacal mass genocide.