Lol, such a wayside story, I laughed my ass off, although... There was no mention of me being 10" Tall, breathing fire, and having laser eyes. But it was a good laugh. I've never seen someone try so hard to make themself look good when there is nothing good. Well, heres a tip to great stories nonetheless, cheers! *shakes beer mug violently*

If anyone wants a good laugh, note me, I'll send you the link.

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Listen to that, it's even better with the story!!