FA+
Shop
RL+D&D+CoCOOC QTD
15 years ago
General
Inane Rambling of a Demented Predator
Lancaster's player is moving out of the country for a bit
"I'm outsourcing myself to China"
At the Guild, discussing the roles of Reverend Joe in the Cthulhu gam4e
"So Catholics are Battle-priests and Protestants are D&D clerics?"
We watch a large blowfly staggering drunken around the edges of a puddle of beer
My Brother : Well, you have to admit it's the perfect place for a drunk fly - it's a barfly.
The 4th Ed D&D
Murray, GM : Under the admittedly loose definitions you can get with anything you can justify as adventuring and not piracy or brigandage.
Al : As long as we pay tax.
Rumbaba : I'd like to think they rioted because I didn't appear that night, but I'm not that egotistical.
Rumbaba : It's not so much an Underworld in a town this small, as a slightly sunken dining room.
Police clerk : *checks record scroll on dead hood* Petty theft, petty theft, drunk & disorderly, brawling, sheep rustling, sheep.. *peers closer* Oh, sheep fleecing
Gae-el : I think we should go talk to the pigs. They have better manners.
Gae-el : Are the brands on the pigs genuine? Are they Kosher?
Hood's GF : *to Tiefling* Get out of my hovel, you're lowering the tone
Tiefling Paladin : I get back on my horse...
Murray, GM : Your high horse. Typical Paladin.
Tiefling Paladin : ... And reinsert the stick in my arse.
Murray, GM: *headdesk*
Tiefling Paladin : It's a class requirement
Mad Dwarven Fire Warlock : *grudgingly agrees to truce* Well, we're within each other's blast radius. Mutually Assured Conflagration is fine by me.
Rumbaba : OK, we're taking fairy cakes and mead and sweetmeats in case the fae turn up to the barbecue.
Murray, GM : Just don't tell them you're baking brownies.
And a few comments from before the start of the Cthulhu game
Me, GM : Paddy McGinty, the other Irish Blight
Pvt. Rondale's Player : I count that wizard as a kill! He ain't coming back! Admittedly he took a whole town with him.
Me, GM :Yes, there was a certain amount of collateral damage with that one.
The Peanut Gallery : Are there any Welshmen in the party?
Paddy McGinty : No
The Peanut Gallery : Good - Irishmen and Welshmen do not get along
Paddy McGinty : Hey, Irishmen don't get along with anybody from that little island off the coast. We don't get along with each other.
"I'm outsourcing myself to China"
At the Guild, discussing the roles of Reverend Joe in the Cthulhu gam4e
"So Catholics are Battle-priests and Protestants are D&D clerics?"
We watch a large blowfly staggering drunken around the edges of a puddle of beer
My Brother : Well, you have to admit it's the perfect place for a drunk fly - it's a barfly.
The 4th Ed D&D
Murray, GM : Under the admittedly loose definitions you can get with anything you can justify as adventuring and not piracy or brigandage.
Al : As long as we pay tax.
Rumbaba : I'd like to think they rioted because I didn't appear that night, but I'm not that egotistical.
Rumbaba : It's not so much an Underworld in a town this small, as a slightly sunken dining room.
Police clerk : *checks record scroll on dead hood* Petty theft, petty theft, drunk & disorderly, brawling, sheep rustling, sheep.. *peers closer* Oh, sheep fleecing
Gae-el : I think we should go talk to the pigs. They have better manners.
Gae-el : Are the brands on the pigs genuine? Are they Kosher?
Hood's GF : *to Tiefling* Get out of my hovel, you're lowering the tone
Tiefling Paladin : I get back on my horse...
Murray, GM : Your high horse. Typical Paladin.
Tiefling Paladin : ... And reinsert the stick in my arse.
Murray, GM: *headdesk*
Tiefling Paladin : It's a class requirement
Mad Dwarven Fire Warlock : *grudgingly agrees to truce* Well, we're within each other's blast radius. Mutually Assured Conflagration is fine by me.
Rumbaba : OK, we're taking fairy cakes and mead and sweetmeats in case the fae turn up to the barbecue.
Murray, GM : Just don't tell them you're baking brownies.
And a few comments from before the start of the Cthulhu game
Me, GM : Paddy McGinty, the other Irish Blight
Pvt. Rondale's Player : I count that wizard as a kill! He ain't coming back! Admittedly he took a whole town with him.
Me, GM :Yes, there was a certain amount of collateral damage with that one.
The Peanut Gallery : Are there any Welshmen in the party?
Paddy McGinty : No
The Peanut Gallery : Good - Irishmen and Welshmen do not get along
Paddy McGinty : Hey, Irishmen don't get along with anybody from that little island off the coast. We don't get along with each other.
kosher pigs and mutual assured flame'ing.. heh, forgot how fun D & D could be at times;)