The country of Not Ard.
15 years ago
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: hello
You: u hard?
Stranger: no
You: why not?
Stranger: cuz i'm not
You: :<
Stranger: :P
Stranger: asl?
You: why/u/not ard?
You: ...
You: hard*
You: its a very strange country
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: man
You: whats up?
Stranger: ehh..
Stranger: wat about u?
You: I am shitting my pants...
You: for love :)
Stranger: lol
Stranger: are you sick, dude?
You: are you hard, dude?
Stranger: nope
You: Why not, dude?
Stranger: because am not a dude
Stranger: lol
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: hi, im 18 male from germany
You: oh
You: i'm sorry to hear that...
Stranger: hm?
Stranger: why?:D
You: cuz you know...
You: ......gay....
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
LMFAOO
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: hello
You: u hard?
Stranger: no
You: why not?
Stranger: cuz i'm not
You: :<
Stranger: :P
Stranger: asl?
You: why/u/not ard?
You: ...
You: hard*
You: its a very strange country
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: man
You: whats up?
Stranger: ehh..
Stranger: wat about u?
You: I am shitting my pants...
You: for love :)
Stranger: lol
Stranger: are you sick, dude?
You: are you hard, dude?
Stranger: nope
You: Why not, dude?
Stranger: because am not a dude
Stranger: lol
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: hi, im 18 male from germany
You: oh
You: i'm sorry to hear that...
Stranger: hm?
Stranger: why?:D
You: cuz you know...
You: ......gay....
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
LMFAOO
FA+

holy shit- that is the best plot twist this side of m. night shamalan
looks like my job here is done *rides off into the sunset