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20 not so true things about Flicker
15 years ago
So I saw this meme by 
dragonlover and I just thought it was amusing! So here we go... 20 not so true thing about me!
What was going through the minds of all of Flicker's victims before they died? His shoe.
Jack Bauer tried to use his detailed knowledge of torture techniques, but to no avail: Flicker thrives on pain. Flicker then ripped off Jack Bauer's arm and beat him to death with it. Game, set, match.
Flicker actually built the stairway to heaven.
The original title for Alien vs. Predator was Alien and Predator vs Flicker. The film was canceled shortly after going into pre-production. No one would pay nine dollars to see a movie fourteen seconds long.
Flicker CAN believe it's not butter.
If at first you don't succeed, you're not Flicker.
In the X-Men movies, none of the X-Men super-powers are done with special effects. Flicker is the stuntman for every character.
Flicker doesn't own a can opener, he just chews through the can.
Flicker invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.
The Drummer for Def Leppard's only got one arm. Flicker needed a back scratcher.
Faster than a speeding bullet ... more powerful than a locomotive ... able to leap tall buildings in a single bound... yes, these are some of Flicker's warm-up exercises.
Flicker can kill two stones with one bird.
When Flicker sneeze, he don't say "Atchoo" he says "DIE EVERYONE!!!". That's what happens next.
Earth's emergency defence plan in case of alien invasion is Flicker.
Flicker once participated in the running of the bulls. He walked.
The truth will set you free. Unless Flicker has you, in which case, forget it buddy!
Nothing can escape the gravity of a black hole, except for Flicker. Flicker eats black holes. They taste like chicken.
When Flicker goes to Vegas, he doesn't have to gamble. The casinos just give him stacks of money.
Paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, but Flicker beats all 3 at the same time.
Staring at Flicker for extended periods of time without proper eye protection will cause blindess, and possibly foot sized brusies on the face.
Try it out for yourself at: http://blog.esaba.com/projects/facts/index.php
dragonlover and I just thought it was amusing! So here we go... 20 not so true thing about me!What was going through the minds of all of Flicker's victims before they died? His shoe.
Jack Bauer tried to use his detailed knowledge of torture techniques, but to no avail: Flicker thrives on pain. Flicker then ripped off Jack Bauer's arm and beat him to death with it. Game, set, match.
Flicker actually built the stairway to heaven.
The original title for Alien vs. Predator was Alien and Predator vs Flicker. The film was canceled shortly after going into pre-production. No one would pay nine dollars to see a movie fourteen seconds long.
Flicker CAN believe it's not butter.
If at first you don't succeed, you're not Flicker.
In the X-Men movies, none of the X-Men super-powers are done with special effects. Flicker is the stuntman for every character.
Flicker doesn't own a can opener, he just chews through the can.
Flicker invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.
The Drummer for Def Leppard's only got one arm. Flicker needed a back scratcher.
Faster than a speeding bullet ... more powerful than a locomotive ... able to leap tall buildings in a single bound... yes, these are some of Flicker's warm-up exercises.
Flicker can kill two stones with one bird.
When Flicker sneeze, he don't say "Atchoo" he says "DIE EVERYONE!!!". That's what happens next.
Earth's emergency defence plan in case of alien invasion is Flicker.
Flicker once participated in the running of the bulls. He walked.
The truth will set you free. Unless Flicker has you, in which case, forget it buddy!
Nothing can escape the gravity of a black hole, except for Flicker. Flicker eats black holes. They taste like chicken.
When Flicker goes to Vegas, he doesn't have to gamble. The casinos just give him stacks of money.
Paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, but Flicker beats all 3 at the same time.
Staring at Flicker for extended periods of time without proper eye protection will cause blindess, and possibly foot sized brusies on the face.
Try it out for yourself at: http://blog.esaba.com/projects/facts/index.php
