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15 years ago
01) [x] You own tools that you use regularly.
02) [x] You carry a wallet.
03) [x] You prefer movies or shows where there is more action than romance.
04) [x] You spit on the ground when not in a building.
05) [ ] You scratch where it itches when it itches
06) [x] Your idea of good footwear is boots or tough tennis shoes.
07) [x] Your wardrobe only changes if you gain weight or the clothes fall apart.
08) [ ] You don't count calories when eating.
09) [ ] You have deodorant strong enough to make you socially acceptable but not strong enough to make you smell like it.
10) [x] You tend to wipe your hands on your clothes instead of a napkin. [or whatevers available X3]
Do you love:
11) [X] Video games
12) [x] Working on mechanical items.
13) [X] Building things.
14) [ ] Working out on gym machines
15) [ ] Getting in and out of stores as quickly as possible.
16) [x] Football
17) [ ] Baseball
18) [x] Wrestling
19) [x] Boxing
20) [x] Hunting and/or fishing.
Do you shop at:
21) [ ] Home Depot
22) [ ] Lowe's
23) [ ] Big and Tall men's stores
24) [x] Hunting and Fishing supply shops
25) [ ] Auto supply stores or other mechanic shops
26) [X] Hobby shops
27) [x] Comic book stores
28) [ ] Sports supply stores
29) [X] Video game stores
30) [X] Electronic supply stores
Do you say:
31) [x] Son
32) [x] I can fix it.
33) [x] Man-up
34) [x] When I was your age
35) [x] Don't be a wuss. (Dont be a pussy/pansy)
36) [x] It's just a scratch
37) [x] Take it like a man.
38) [x] That's not how you do it.
39) [x] (Shit)
40) [x] Here's your (insert profanity and what the person just said)
Do you read:
41) [ ] Field and Stream.
42) [ ] Bear Magazine
43) [ ] Playboy
44) [ ] Sports Illustrated
45) [ ] Pro Football Weekly
46) [x] Comic books
47) [ ] Men's Health
48) [ ] Men's Fitness
49) [ ] Men's Journal
50) [ ] Private Media Group, Inc.
multiply by 2...
60%..Shut up.
02) [x] You carry a wallet.
03) [x] You prefer movies or shows where there is more action than romance.
04) [x] You spit on the ground when not in a building.
05) [ ] You scratch where it itches when it itches
06) [x] Your idea of good footwear is boots or tough tennis shoes.
07) [x] Your wardrobe only changes if you gain weight or the clothes fall apart.
08) [ ] You don't count calories when eating.
09) [ ] You have deodorant strong enough to make you socially acceptable but not strong enough to make you smell like it.
10) [x] You tend to wipe your hands on your clothes instead of a napkin. [or whatevers available X3]
Do you love:
11) [X] Video games
12) [x] Working on mechanical items.
13) [X] Building things.
14) [ ] Working out on gym machines
15) [ ] Getting in and out of stores as quickly as possible.
16) [x] Football
17) [ ] Baseball
18) [x] Wrestling
19) [x] Boxing
20) [x] Hunting and/or fishing.
Do you shop at:
21) [ ] Home Depot
22) [ ] Lowe's
23) [ ] Big and Tall men's stores
24) [x] Hunting and Fishing supply shops
25) [ ] Auto supply stores or other mechanic shops
26) [X] Hobby shops
27) [x] Comic book stores
28) [ ] Sports supply stores
29) [X] Video game stores
30) [X] Electronic supply stores
Do you say:
31) [x] Son
32) [x] I can fix it.
33) [x] Man-up
34) [x] When I was your age
35) [x] Don't be a wuss. (Dont be a pussy/pansy)
36) [x] It's just a scratch
37) [x] Take it like a man.
38) [x] That's not how you do it.
39) [x] (Shit)
40) [x] Here's your (insert profanity and what the person just said)
Do you read:
41) [ ] Field and Stream.
42) [ ] Bear Magazine
43) [ ] Playboy
44) [ ] Sports Illustrated
45) [ ] Pro Football Weekly
46) [x] Comic books
47) [ ] Men's Health
48) [ ] Men's Fitness
49) [ ] Men's Journal
50) [ ] Private Media Group, Inc.
multiply by 2...
60%..Shut up.
