Excited to see the movie this weekend! I haven't seen my friends Cassie and her bo Oni, or my friend Tabby in ages. It'll be great to just hang out and not worry about my lack of a job and shit. (Shit is a bad word, don't use it) The movie itself just looks funny, so I'm looking forward to a good weekend.

Also, ALABAMA FOOTBALL STARTS THIS WEEKEND! I'm so pumped!! The adrenaline is like, taking me over. I want to... I dunno. Hit someone. Cook outdoors... stuff like that!
The bad news is that a few hours before the game, I have a family reunion. I'm not out to my folks yet, but I told my mom straight-up: I DON'T feel comfortable dressing up all girly and I'm NOT going to do it. So what if these people don't like it? If they can't handle me like I am, wearing a t-shirt and shorts with my hair how I like it, then I'll just stop coming to family reunions. (We did come to a compromise, though. I have to shave my legs. I don't really mind that too much; the hair on my legs is all thin and unmanly anyways, so whatever.)

Anyways, I'm not going to let me down on football day. NOTHING could kill that high for me. So pumped!!

Signing off,
-Cliff

PS: Why can't Frogger swim? He's a frog. HE'S A MOTHERFUCKING FROG!!!