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Gay marriage is wrong and another fuckin' oil rig blew up!
15 years ago
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10 Reasons Why Gay Marriage is Wrong
01) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, and air conditioning.
02) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.
03) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.
04) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.
05) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Britney Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.
06) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.
07) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.
08) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.
09) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.
10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans.
Re-post this if you believe love makes a marriage.
This is awesome! I wish it was as simple as sending this to Obama and telling him to get his ass in gear. D:<
What isn't awesome is I think the world is officially ending! lol
More oil in the ocean, I think it's just going to damage the sea which is what? 75% of the planet? Something like that. All the dolphins and other sea life are just going to be killed and then from there the world is just going to collapse. My mom even told me today she hopes me and my siblings never have children because she doesn't want them to have to live in this world we humans have created!
Shit man, that's heavy... Honestly I can only agree. If the planet doesn't fall apart after this I don't want to know what life is going to be like for the rest of my life, let alone if I had kids and they had to live a whole generation after me. It's a sad thought but logically unless things magically get better RIGHT NOW the world is fucked so why have kids and force them to live in a fucked up place like this one?
So live it up while you're here everyone! The earth probably doesn't have much longer! LOL! :D
01) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, and air conditioning.
02) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.
03) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.
04) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.
05) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Britney Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.
06) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.
07) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.
08) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.
09) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.
10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans.
Re-post this if you believe love makes a marriage.
This is awesome! I wish it was as simple as sending this to Obama and telling him to get his ass in gear. D:<
What isn't awesome is I think the world is officially ending! lol
More oil in the ocean, I think it's just going to damage the sea which is what? 75% of the planet? Something like that. All the dolphins and other sea life are just going to be killed and then from there the world is just going to collapse. My mom even told me today she hopes me and my siblings never have children because she doesn't want them to have to live in this world we humans have created!
Shit man, that's heavy... Honestly I can only agree. If the planet doesn't fall apart after this I don't want to know what life is going to be like for the rest of my life, let alone if I had kids and they had to live a whole generation after me. It's a sad thought but logically unless things magically get better RIGHT NOW the world is fucked so why have kids and force them to live in a fucked up place like this one?
So live it up while you're here everyone! The earth probably doesn't have much longer! LOL! :D
Haha!
For some reason I find the world ending not as depressing as I'm sure most people would. It had to happen SOME time. Kinda glad I might get to see it actually. What a bad ass experience. (Is that logic twisted? lol)
and ohshit again x.x 2012 is gonna happen JUST because of oil spills and obama's lack of effort on getting rid of them.
Cest la vei I suppose.
;-; dolphins, sharks, and all the others....poor things
Awesome!
anyway...let ze gay bashing....BEGIN!