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10 reasons why Gay Marriage is wrong. =>.>=
15 years ago
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01) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, and air conditioning.
02) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.
03) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.
04) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.
05) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Britney Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.
06) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.
07) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.
08) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.
09) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.
10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans.
Re-post this if you believe love makes a marriage.
EDIT: In case you haven't figured it out by now, yes, this was supposed to be satire. ;P ;)
02) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.
03) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.
04) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.
05) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Britney Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.
06) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.
07) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.
08) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.
09) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.
10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans.
Re-post this if you believe love makes a marriage.
EDIT: In case you haven't figured it out by now, yes, this was supposed to be satire. ;P ;)
also.. I'm not IN America! so there
plus i am not gay.
plus lol. (Though being you're talking about america, it took a bit for me to know you were joking )
In any case, from my experience, many STRAIGHT people also suffer from mental problems. Does that make regular marriage crazy and dangerous? I mean, sounds like that Supermom would've been just as busy even if she was in a STRAIGHT relationship.
So, what, exactly, does gay marriage (or REGULAR marriage, for that matter) do that prevents people with supposed mental issues from seeking therapy if they need it?
Besides, that is irrelevant in regards to gay marriage.
By the way, you DO realize that the original list I posted is actually satire and that I fully support gay marriage, right? =>.>=;
What about the fact that you used a FICTIONAL character as a SERIOUS example of a bisexual with issues, then? =>.>=
Hell, even if we DO decide to run with that, you conveniently forget that, in that game, there's another character who's GAY. A PROMINENT gay character, in fact. And he seemed just fine to me. =<.<=
Oh you have got to be fucking kidding me. You're going to sit there with a straight face and tell me that being gay is a mental illness? You're some piece of work you know that?
Awesome post. XD
Or so shi keeps claiming. =<.<=
*pounces up on your shoulders!* :3