My co-workers are FUCKING GROSS! >.<
15 years ago
So without too much backstory, September shall be my last full month working in my current job. And after today, I realized just how grateful I am to be leaving that shithole.
For the most part, today went very well. Then all of a sudden, I hear uproarious laughter behind me from my co-workers. I turn around, and I find myself looking directly at a video of a monkey mouthraping a frog.
A monkey.
Mouthraping.
A FROG!
These people were laughing their asses off and talking VERY loudly about it, and my customers on the phone could hear all of it. Mainly because they were being so loud, I had to turn up the volume on my headset, which turns up the volume on the microphone, which makes it easier for my customers to hear about THE MONKEY MOUTHRAPING THE FROG!
I will not miss one single solitary person in the goddamn place. And from now until I quit, if anyone gives me a hard time for watching game or movie reviews or completely normal stuff, I will point right at those same people and say MONKEY MOUTHRAPING A FROG!
For the most part, today went very well. Then all of a sudden, I hear uproarious laughter behind me from my co-workers. I turn around, and I find myself looking directly at a video of a monkey mouthraping a frog.
A monkey.
Mouthraping.
A FROG!
These people were laughing their asses off and talking VERY loudly about it, and my customers on the phone could hear all of it. Mainly because they were being so loud, I had to turn up the volume on my headset, which turns up the volume on the microphone, which makes it easier for my customers to hear about THE MONKEY MOUTHRAPING THE FROG!
I will not miss one single solitary person in the goddamn place. And from now until I quit, if anyone gives me a hard time for watching game or movie reviews or completely normal stuff, I will point right at those same people and say MONKEY MOUTHRAPING A FROG!
As for my next workplace, I'm joining the Canadian Army and becoming a Vehicle Technician ^_^