Put 'em together!

mmm noomeals.

Or oatles. 8D

oatles does sound more appetizing.


sounds like... cookies.

yes. oatles plz.

yes

You need soup to throw in with them there noodles.

i have... uh... expired asparagus soup. honestly i don't dare lift the lid of that thing tho.

NOODLES AND EXPIRED ASPARAGUS. A CONUNDRUM OF FLAVOURS.

Asparagus is horrifying when it's in date, so it can't be any worse now.

i would date asparagus

I suggest seeing a doctor about that.

i don't wanna see a doctor. i wanna see asparagus.

OH GOD WHAT IS THIS CRAZY

Asparagus?!?!?! ASPARAGUS!!!! What happened to the days when a person would stick to the good, wholesome relationship between a human and a cucumber! Perhaps a zucchini or some other mildly sized squash if they were feeling up to the challenge. Butt an Asparagus? Why that's just IN~~~~~decent.

Drink the cooking oil

put them together, its genius.

Be a genius.

I've put noodles and oatmeal together before.

In Malaysia we eat them both like savoury soups, so why not put them together and have double the savoury soup in one.

It's awwwwwwright.

Needs more MEAT!!!!!!!!

<3 Meat

Especially bacon.