Tuesday...
Saturday...
Happy days
but what is the term happy
that makes everybody so sappy
is it that vibe you pick up snappy

With a pop and a lock
like an electric shock
lets flock
to where the party is gunna start

is it here or there
its quite possible anywhere
any place you show your face
and any where
your feet dare
to start to move
and groove
like a new attitude
with a grin on chin
in your head in the wind
cause its not about the hair or the fro
its about the thing on your neck that bobs to and fo

Step it up
and break it down
if you got to beat a clown
cause I hate those things
they pretty scary
Blackula can not drink dairy
not because he's a vegan and don't love the juicy taste of meat
its because it looks like he's drinking cow skeet
shudder to think

Blackula's heart just sinked
oh snap time to bust out onto the honkey rink
deny the man
or his fans
and grab the hand
then flip over onto to the stand

Don't forget to plant that spam
in the fryer
next to the dryer
and turn that nob until the event is dire

What does this mean
it must mean something
double nonsense
DOUBLE FUNK EYEBROWS
oh god why....whhhhhhhhhy

Do my awesome watchers make my heart cry
its been awhile since I told you all
that you guys are the best
and the rest
need to take a lesson from you all
awwww yeah