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Sins and Virtues
18 years ago
*Sorby!*
ANGER
1. With whom did you last get angry?
My roommate for getting his ass drunk.
2. What is your weapon of choice?
I like swords!
3. Would you hit a member of the opposite sex?
No, against my morals.
4. How about of the same sex?
If he pissed me off enough, yes.
5. Who was the last person who got really angry at you?
My Father, I racked up an insane phone bill from texting before I had internet capability.
6. What is your pet peeve?
Being humiliated..
7. Do you keep grudges, or can you let them go easily?
I keep them for a while, but they'll die off as I forget about it..takes time.
SLOTH
1. What is one thing you're supposed to do daily that you haven't done in a long time?
Shower...
2. What is the latest you've ever woken up?
3 PM.
3. Name a person you've been meaning to contact, but haven't?
My Grandparents..
4. What is the last lame excuse you made?
It's on my 'to do' list
5. Have you ever watched an infomercial all the way through (one of the long ones)?
nope
6. When was the last time you got a good workout in?
The summer of '05, where I worked construction.
7. How many times did you hit the snooze button on your alarm clock today?
At least twice.
GLUTTONY
1. What is your overpriced yuppie beverage of choice?
Jones' Soda.
2. Meat eaters: white meat or dark meat?
As long as it is meat, I'm good.
3. What is the greatest amount of alcohol you've had in one sitting/outing/event?
Two or three Smirnoff's or Mike's Hard. I keep control over my alcohol.
4. Have you ever used a professional diet company?
Nuh uh.
5. Do you have an issue with your weight?
A slight one..I weigh 300 lbs IRL, but it's not increasing anymore.
6. Do you prefer sweets, salty foods, or spicy foods?
All of the above!
7. Have you ever looked at a small house pet or child and thought, LUNCH?
Often.
LUST
1. How many people have you seen naked (not counting movies/family)?
3.
2. How many people have seen YOU naked (not counting physicians/family)?
1
3. Have you ever caught yourself staring at the chest/crotch of a member of your gender of choice during a normal conversation?
Nope, IRL I'm not even sexually attracted to anyone.
4. Have you done it?
I'll be the next 40 year old virgin.
5. What is your favorite body part on a person of your gender of choice?
See #3
6. Have you ever been propositioned by a prostitute?
Nope.
7. Have you ever had to get tested for an STD or pregnancy?
I'm a guy XD, but nope.
GREED
1. How many credit cards do you own?
1.
2. What's your guilty pleasure store?
Target.
3. If you had $1 million, what would you do with it?
Keep half of it in savings, so it'll build over the next thirty years, then spend the rest as I see fit.
4. Would you rather be rich, or famous?
Rich..I'm shy IRL..
6. Have you ever stolen anything?
Inadvertedly..due to my ADHD.
7. How many MP3s are on your hard drive?
258.
PRIDE
1. What one thing have you done that you're most proud of?
Personal: Spoiled my family for once instead of them spoiling me.
Jobwise: Getting a 100% moniter...I know, I suck..
2. What one thing have you done that your parents are most proud of?
Getting 2nd in a statewide spelling bee in 3rd grade, either that or.. ... ... Graduating from HS.
3. What thing would you like to accomplish in your life?
Work my way up the corporate ladder.
4. Do you get annoyed by coming in second place?
I was in the answer to #2, and I still do.
5. Have you ever entered a contest of skill, knowing you were of much higher skill than all the other competitors?
Once..don't remember when and what though..
6. Have you ever cheated on something to get a higher score?
Yes.
7. What did you do today that you're proud of?
I left my home..in 105 degree weather.
ENVY
1. What item (or person) of your friends would you most want to have for your own?
Any artistic ability.
2. Who would you want to go on Trading Spaces with?
Not my thing.
3. If you could be anyone else in the world, who would you be?
NOT FLIPPIN' APPLICABLE.
4. Have you ever been cheated on?
Yes, but she was a whore anyway..hence why I'm bisexually asexual IRL.
5. Have you ever wished you had a physical feature different from your own?
I wish I was a bit thinner, but that's it..
6. What inborn trait do you see in others that you wish you had for yourself?
Emotion Control.
7. Finally, what is your favorite deadly sin?
Pride.
THE SEVEN HEAVELY VIRTUES
FAITH
1. What religion do you follow?
I haven't of late..I was in a Christian program from K-8th grade though.
2. What religion were you raised as?
Christian.
3. Do you believe that forgiveness is a religious property, or a human property?
Both.
4. Do you have your own commandments
I might...
5. What was the last promise you broke?
Dunno when, but it was one I simply forgot..once again, blame the ADHD.
6. Have you ever said the words to a prayer and not meant it?
Yes.
7. Do you believe that anyone could be perfect?
No one is perfect.
HOPE
1. Did you get everything you wanted over the last holiday season?
I got nothing I wanted..apparently I'm 'too old' to get anything I want..
2. Regarding your future, what is the best thing you could hope for?
To get a sense of stability in my life.
3. Do you let yourself get your hopes up for something even if you know that there is a large chance of failure?
Yes.
4. Freedom or fate?
We have the freedom to alter our fate.
5. Have you ever bought a lottery ticket?
Nope.
6. Do you gamble?
Yes, I play blackjack a lot..
7. Have you ever had something called off on account of bad weather, but then gone ahead and done it anyway?
Nope.
CHARITY
1. What causes do you support?
I'm a non-conformist and neutral.
2. What causes have you given money or time to?
Some things that I believe to be worthwhile.
3. Have you ever worked in a soup kitchen or done another kind of outreach for the homeless?
Not enough homeless up here.
4. Would you ever consider joining the Peace Corps, Amnesty International, or another travel?
I'm perfectly fine right here.
5. Do you give money to the homeless on the street?
Never even met one.
6. Have you ever helped out a friend with basic needs, like rent or food?
Yes, actually, I help out my friends a lot, but I make sure I get my payback.
7. What's the greatest extent you've gone to help a friend in need?
I sprung a friend out of jail once, using my own money.
FORTITUDE
1. What are you most afraid of?
Losing the ones I love most
2. What did you do today that was really brave?
I consider my roommate brave for trying to get me to drink before work.
3. Who is your favorite superhero, and why?
I don't have a favorite.
4. Would you put your life in danger to rescue someone?
Yup
5. If you were to face the Wizard, would you want more courage, more brains, or more heart?
I have a decent amount of each, but if I had to choose, I'd say heart.
6. Have you ever gotten stage fright?
Every damn time.
7. Do you consider yourself to be a leader or a follower?:
Leader.
JUSTICE
1. Have you ever been summoned for jury duty?
Once, I was dismissed right away though, as only a portion of the jurors were picked.
2. If they reinstituted the draft (for both genders), would you go, or would find some way out of it?
I want to keep my stable job and my life, I'm just plain stubborn that way.
3. Do you support capital punishment (the death penalty)?
Take a life, give a life.
4. Which should be guaranteed legal?
???
5. Do you believe that George W. is rightfully President of the USA?
I have my reasons for disliking Bush, anyone who takes that seat in the Oval Office I find to be either braindead
lucky or have deserved it. In any case, he'll be gone in '08, so no worries.
6. What was your favorite media circus trial?
None.
7. Have you ever written a letter to a politician?
Only for an English class.
TEMPERANCE
1. What do you have the hardest time moderating yourself on?
Emotion Control.
2. Do you collect anything?
Coins...
3. Are you addicted to anything?
Nothing I'll admit.
4. Have you ever put anything on layaway or used an installment plan?
Not as far as I know.
5. What's your preferred method of paying for things?
Credit Card.
6. Tell us one thing you wish you hadn't let yourself do?
Let my roommate come in drunk off his sorry ass.
7. Do you feel that you obsess over things?
Yep..
PRUDENCE
1. Who is the wisest person you know?
My Father is extremely wise..and nice to boot.
2. Have you ever participated in a vigil?
Nope.
3. Do you take advice when it's given?
Yes, and I give it out as well.
4. What area are you wisest in?
Arithmetic and caring.
5. Do you drive defensively?
I'm gutsy most times.
6. What did you learn today?
Do not drive out to a beach when it is crowded. (fucking dog got in my way while I was trying to get through a deep part in the sand, and I ended getting my car stuck, end result: Me pissed off and my door and back bumper bent.)
7. And of course, what is your favorite heavenly virtue?
Justice.
1. With whom did you last get angry?
My roommate for getting his ass drunk.
2. What is your weapon of choice?
I like swords!
3. Would you hit a member of the opposite sex?
No, against my morals.
4. How about of the same sex?
If he pissed me off enough, yes.
5. Who was the last person who got really angry at you?
My Father, I racked up an insane phone bill from texting before I had internet capability.
6. What is your pet peeve?
Being humiliated..
7. Do you keep grudges, or can you let them go easily?
I keep them for a while, but they'll die off as I forget about it..takes time.
SLOTH
1. What is one thing you're supposed to do daily that you haven't done in a long time?
Shower...
2. What is the latest you've ever woken up?
3 PM.
3. Name a person you've been meaning to contact, but haven't?
My Grandparents..
4. What is the last lame excuse you made?
It's on my 'to do' list
5. Have you ever watched an infomercial all the way through (one of the long ones)?
nope
6. When was the last time you got a good workout in?
The summer of '05, where I worked construction.
7. How many times did you hit the snooze button on your alarm clock today?
At least twice.
GLUTTONY
1. What is your overpriced yuppie beverage of choice?
Jones' Soda.
2. Meat eaters: white meat or dark meat?
As long as it is meat, I'm good.
3. What is the greatest amount of alcohol you've had in one sitting/outing/event?
Two or three Smirnoff's or Mike's Hard. I keep control over my alcohol.
4. Have you ever used a professional diet company?
Nuh uh.
5. Do you have an issue with your weight?
A slight one..I weigh 300 lbs IRL, but it's not increasing anymore.
6. Do you prefer sweets, salty foods, or spicy foods?
All of the above!
7. Have you ever looked at a small house pet or child and thought, LUNCH?
Often.
LUST
1. How many people have you seen naked (not counting movies/family)?
3.
2. How many people have seen YOU naked (not counting physicians/family)?
1
3. Have you ever caught yourself staring at the chest/crotch of a member of your gender of choice during a normal conversation?
Nope, IRL I'm not even sexually attracted to anyone.
4. Have you done it?
I'll be the next 40 year old virgin.
5. What is your favorite body part on a person of your gender of choice?
See #3
6. Have you ever been propositioned by a prostitute?
Nope.
7. Have you ever had to get tested for an STD or pregnancy?
I'm a guy XD, but nope.
GREED
1. How many credit cards do you own?
1.
2. What's your guilty pleasure store?
Target.
3. If you had $1 million, what would you do with it?
Keep half of it in savings, so it'll build over the next thirty years, then spend the rest as I see fit.
4. Would you rather be rich, or famous?
Rich..I'm shy IRL..
6. Have you ever stolen anything?
Inadvertedly..due to my ADHD.
7. How many MP3s are on your hard drive?
258.
PRIDE
1. What one thing have you done that you're most proud of?
Personal: Spoiled my family for once instead of them spoiling me.
Jobwise: Getting a 100% moniter...I know, I suck..
2. What one thing have you done that your parents are most proud of?
Getting 2nd in a statewide spelling bee in 3rd grade, either that or.. ... ... Graduating from HS.
3. What thing would you like to accomplish in your life?
Work my way up the corporate ladder.
4. Do you get annoyed by coming in second place?
I was in the answer to #2, and I still do.
5. Have you ever entered a contest of skill, knowing you were of much higher skill than all the other competitors?
Once..don't remember when and what though..
6. Have you ever cheated on something to get a higher score?
Yes.
7. What did you do today that you're proud of?
I left my home..in 105 degree weather.
ENVY
1. What item (or person) of your friends would you most want to have for your own?
Any artistic ability.
2. Who would you want to go on Trading Spaces with?
Not my thing.
3. If you could be anyone else in the world, who would you be?
NOT FLIPPIN' APPLICABLE.
4. Have you ever been cheated on?
Yes, but she was a whore anyway..hence why I'm bisexually asexual IRL.
5. Have you ever wished you had a physical feature different from your own?
I wish I was a bit thinner, but that's it..
6. What inborn trait do you see in others that you wish you had for yourself?
Emotion Control.
7. Finally, what is your favorite deadly sin?
Pride.
THE SEVEN HEAVELY VIRTUES
FAITH
1. What religion do you follow?
I haven't of late..I was in a Christian program from K-8th grade though.
2. What religion were you raised as?
Christian.
3. Do you believe that forgiveness is a religious property, or a human property?
Both.
4. Do you have your own commandments
I might...
5. What was the last promise you broke?
Dunno when, but it was one I simply forgot..once again, blame the ADHD.
6. Have you ever said the words to a prayer and not meant it?
Yes.
7. Do you believe that anyone could be perfect?
No one is perfect.
HOPE
1. Did you get everything you wanted over the last holiday season?
I got nothing I wanted..apparently I'm 'too old' to get anything I want..
2. Regarding your future, what is the best thing you could hope for?
To get a sense of stability in my life.
3. Do you let yourself get your hopes up for something even if you know that there is a large chance of failure?
Yes.
4. Freedom or fate?
We have the freedom to alter our fate.
5. Have you ever bought a lottery ticket?
Nope.
6. Do you gamble?
Yes, I play blackjack a lot..
7. Have you ever had something called off on account of bad weather, but then gone ahead and done it anyway?
Nope.
CHARITY
1. What causes do you support?
I'm a non-conformist and neutral.
2. What causes have you given money or time to?
Some things that I believe to be worthwhile.
3. Have you ever worked in a soup kitchen or done another kind of outreach for the homeless?
Not enough homeless up here.
4. Would you ever consider joining the Peace Corps, Amnesty International, or another travel?
I'm perfectly fine right here.
5. Do you give money to the homeless on the street?
Never even met one.
6. Have you ever helped out a friend with basic needs, like rent or food?
Yes, actually, I help out my friends a lot, but I make sure I get my payback.
7. What's the greatest extent you've gone to help a friend in need?
I sprung a friend out of jail once, using my own money.
FORTITUDE
1. What are you most afraid of?
Losing the ones I love most
2. What did you do today that was really brave?
I consider my roommate brave for trying to get me to drink before work.
3. Who is your favorite superhero, and why?
I don't have a favorite.
4. Would you put your life in danger to rescue someone?
Yup
5. If you were to face the Wizard, would you want more courage, more brains, or more heart?
I have a decent amount of each, but if I had to choose, I'd say heart.
6. Have you ever gotten stage fright?
Every damn time.
7. Do you consider yourself to be a leader or a follower?:
Leader.
JUSTICE
1. Have you ever been summoned for jury duty?
Once, I was dismissed right away though, as only a portion of the jurors were picked.
2. If they reinstituted the draft (for both genders), would you go, or would find some way out of it?
I want to keep my stable job and my life, I'm just plain stubborn that way.
3. Do you support capital punishment (the death penalty)?
Take a life, give a life.
4. Which should be guaranteed legal?
???
5. Do you believe that George W. is rightfully President of the USA?
I have my reasons for disliking Bush, anyone who takes that seat in the Oval Office I find to be either braindead
lucky or have deserved it. In any case, he'll be gone in '08, so no worries.
6. What was your favorite media circus trial?
None.
7. Have you ever written a letter to a politician?
Only for an English class.
TEMPERANCE
1. What do you have the hardest time moderating yourself on?
Emotion Control.
2. Do you collect anything?
Coins...
3. Are you addicted to anything?
Nothing I'll admit.
4. Have you ever put anything on layaway or used an installment plan?
Not as far as I know.
5. What's your preferred method of paying for things?
Credit Card.
6. Tell us one thing you wish you hadn't let yourself do?
Let my roommate come in drunk off his sorry ass.
7. Do you feel that you obsess over things?
Yep..
PRUDENCE
1. Who is the wisest person you know?
My Father is extremely wise..and nice to boot.
2. Have you ever participated in a vigil?
Nope.
3. Do you take advice when it's given?
Yes, and I give it out as well.
4. What area are you wisest in?
Arithmetic and caring.
5. Do you drive defensively?
I'm gutsy most times.
6. What did you learn today?
Do not drive out to a beach when it is crowded. (fucking dog got in my way while I was trying to get through a deep part in the sand, and I ended getting my car stuck, end result: Me pissed off and my door and back bumper bent.)
7. And of course, what is your favorite heavenly virtue?
Justice.
