1. Rynnie is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for her left and right legs.
2. Love does not hurt. Rynnie does.
3. Rynnie was originally offered the role as Frodo in Lord of the Rings. She declined because, "Only a pussy would need three movies to destroy a piece of jewelery."
4. Sticks and stones may break your bones, but a Rynnie glare will liquefy your kidneys.
5. Rynnie can't finish a "color by numbers" because her markers are filled with the blood of her victims. Unfortunately, all blood is dark red.
6. Rynnie doesn't use pickup lines, she simply says, "Now."
7. The most honorable way of dying is taking a bullet for Rynnie. This amuses Rynnie because she is bulletproof.
8. Rynnie knows the last digit of pi.
9. Rynnie has two speeds: Walk and Kill.
10. If at first you don't succeed, you're not Rynnie.

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