http://www.furaffinity.net/view/4776908/

http://www.furaffinity.net/view/4521389/

Oh, my bad. XD

hmmm....a joke..ok. Lets try this one. Its not too good, but its something. XD

A little girl and her parents go to the park. They see some dogs humping and the little girl asks "Mommy, whatre they doing?"
The mom answered "Oh, they're making cake."
The little girl and her parents go to the zoo the next day and they see some monkeys humping. The little girl asks "Mommy, what're they doing?"
The mom answers "They're making cake too."

So one day the parents wake up to find their little girl already awake and in the livingroom by the couch. The mom walks over and askes "Hunny, whatre you doing?"
The little girl looks up and answers "I'm eating the frosting from when you and daddy made cake."

i have no funny ... ehm.. ehm.. http://ui15.gamespot.com/686/fail1_2.jpg no.. its nothing funny ò,...,ó

the rules are to long for my baaad english ... ruuuuulleees ... okey matter another time soryy x.x but u Ec you are the best

sorry for the post

Its ok foxy hehe X3

Hehe that sure was random lol

Here you go dear http://www.furaffinity.net/view/4626893/

http://www.furaffinity.net/view/4658414/ here ya go hon ^^

Hello tigris of many faces ^^.

I'd love to get a pic done of my fursona. I do have a reference pic, however it isn't mine to share, even though I changed the coloring to see what I liked and for ethical reasons don't want to post a link to it. But I will gladly note it to ya, cause I am going to want some other work done by you once I get a bit more money.

Pursona description:

A fairly athletically built Hyena. Buck stands at an average five foot six inches and carries himself confidently. His fur is short and his mane, travels from the top of his forehead, between his ears and down just below his shoulder blades. It is best described as mohawk like. Spiky and medium in length, its color is a magenta. The base color of his fur is a deep purplish color, the spots, snouts, paws/feet and part of the forearm are sleeved with a dark purple blue color. The iris of his eyes is a deep but piercing green. His facial expression is a variety of smiles, never one to really frown in any situation he always finds a way to plaster a toothy, fanged smile. Some times he even comes across as psychotic, thought that isn't generally the case. Very much a softy, punk he has a small eye brow piecing at the corner of his right brow, a simple tapered barbell. He wears a brown, leather, open vest with nothing underneath it. His pants are a dark brown colored leather that are loose on his legs, but not baggy.

If you'd like a pic, I'll really only link it through a note if that is okay with you?


Thank you very much for giving people the opportunity to get some art to decorate a barren account heh.


Buck


Also, something funny? *ponders this notion* The UNITED STATES! Oh wait that isn't very funny, actually just a tad depressing... Now I have to go write something to get me happy again.

Ps WingedZepher is the original artist of the pic, still I do not want to post the link publicly.

Reread the rules again and I noticed I forgot a <3. *hands you one in a jar*

Hehe alright, i will accept this post

*laughs*

Here you go hon, enjoy!

Ok so i really liked the icons you were doing and i also love thoses pics like the paw taping and tail waging icons there so adorable hehe.

Since this is a request i dont wanna make it a very detailed long request since your doing this on your own time which is very sweet of you ^_^

If you have time i would love like a tail waging sorta icon hehe Details would be similar to my fursonna pic i have up now

Im an artic fox so i would be all white like ice white hehe and black tiped ears along with black paws going half way up his arms and feets and a black tiped tail :)

Eyes would be a bright or dark green (surprise me) Both ears on top would have small silver hoops pierced on top and bottom of the ears with on both sides pierced with small studs.

And around his neck can you have him wearing a rainbow necklace for gay pride ^_^

And just for fun add what ever you like for a nice surprise hehe
if you dont pick my request its perfectly fine ill understand
Hope to hear from you soon

Please read through the rules and repost

Rofl

http://www.furaffinity.net/view/4476232/
Here you go Zaber

http://www.furaffinity.net/view/4583302/

You owe me a joke hehe

http://www.furaffinity.net/view/3567597/

http://www.furaffinity.net/view/3700148/

http://www.furaffinity.net/view/2286823/

Since this is a request i dont wanna make it a very detailed long request since your doing this on your own time which is very sweet of you ^_^

If you have time i would love like a tail waging sorta icon hehe Details would be similar to my fursonna pic i have up now

Im an artic fox so i would be all white like ice white hehe and black tiped ears along with black paws going half way up his arms and feets and a black tiped tail :)

Eyes would be a bright or dark green (surprise me) Both ears on top would have small silver hoops pierced on top and bottom of the ears with on both sides pierced with small studs.

And around his neck can you have him wearing a rainbow necklace for gay pride ^_^

And just for fun add what ever you like for a nice surprise hehe
if you dont pick my request its perfectly fine ill understand
Hope to hear from you soon

um ok lol idk any good jokes oh i know what do you call chesse thats not yours? NOACH CHESSE lol

^.^ ^.^ ^.^ ^.^ ^.^ ^.^ ^.^ ^.^

Ok crappest joke coming up xd.

WHATS BROWN AND STICKY,
A stick xd.

http://www.furaffinity.net/view/4453149/ << here is Skunk mantra :)
And fox mantra you know off ^.^ >> Dark red Main and back fur, Deep Blue Under fur, with green eyes, blue and green Neacklace, light blue markings on my arms and legs, bit like scars,
Age 27 , quite tall.


^.^ ^.^ ^.^ ^.^ ^.^ ^.^ ^.^ ^.^

i read every thing you said i did i did i did.

http://www.furaffinity.net/view/4387236/ feral form blue one with rainbow hair and tail

http://www.furaffinity.net/view/4385250/ antho kogie and anthro arkus both belong to me

http://www.furaffinity.net/view/4277478/ Lukan my son belong to me and my mate

http://www.furaffinity.net/view/4277496/ Samic one of my other sons. belongs to me and my mate

These are all the reffrances I haves

Please read through the rules and repost

http://www.furaffinity.net/view/4652564/

http://www.furaffinity.net/view/4944705/

http://www.furaffinity.net/view/4868146/

I likey your arts. Unfortunately I have horrible luck with commissioners or I'd commission you on the spot~ Unfortunately right now though I have to wait on the 4 or so pictures I'm owed. D: However, since you're an incredibly generous person and offer free stuffs if we posts refs, I'll post mine in the hopes that my sona may be drawn in some way. :3 (I hope I wasn't sounding rude ><) ~

Joke time 83

Q: Why was Tigger looking in the toilet?
A: He was looking for Pooh.

Hurrrrr :3

Please read through the rules and make a new post

here is my full fursona library at your disposal: http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/1639051/

and i'm no good with jokes. i only know one: eveh heard about the blonde who stumbled in the wireless internet?

Sorry but since my mother tounge isn't English, I can't think of any joke in English. D:

Reference :
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/4239770/ < I'm the sky blue fox in there. Not so muscle is needed. Keep the glasses on and he has a moon mark on his neck. ^_^;

Thank you very much for the chance. =]

There is something you need to post to show you have read the rules

Oh! Right. XD Should I repost or this will count? :P

http://www.furaffinity.net/view/4883460/

Name: Vlos

Description:
6'4' Anthro Doberman. Black and tan with angelic style wings that go from the ground up to about 1-2 feet above his head. Each feather is black with a tan tip. He has shoulder length jet black hair and a ring through his left nipple.

Dress:
Usually he wears jeans and no top, but if he has to he wears a white shirt with dark stripes down it. Something that looks casual but also sophisticated at the same time. He has a necklace around his neck which has a pendant of a dog carved into petrified wood.He wears 3 silver rings on his paws. One on his wedding finger and two on his right paw. All memories of old loves, one to remind of him of what he has now and will never get rid of.

Damnit it now i need a joke.... Ummmm *Thinks hard and harder*
Seeing as there was a light bulb joke last....

Q: How many men does it take to change a toilet roll?
A: Dunno, never happened

Man that's an old one my mum told me....

Lots of love for the kitty ^_^

*grabs all the love* whoo hoo!

http://www.furaffinity.net/view/5628565/
Enjoy hon!

First, This happened to me yesterday. I was waiting in the Security of State office, and my number was called. While I was going up there, I noticed something heaving was on my backside, I looked back, and a Panty hose from the day befores laundry snagged on to the chair and dragged it. Lol I was so Embarrassed XD

Also Request? Is journals okay? I do have photos linked on it for examples also
http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/1686696/

I work for gamestop and the other day, a furry (he was wearing ears and a tail...and smelled like mold and pizza) was lurking my store. Apparently he knew me from FA! OH JOY. When I asked him politely if I could help him, he goes "Yeah! I want some snuggles and scritches and yiffs!" His grin was huge and expectant and the shimmer in his eyes looked like bacon grease glittering in the pan.

I kicked him out of the store for sexual harassment. :3

http://www.furaffinity.net/view/4433516/ <-- Bee, female, dominant, me.
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/4223964/ <-- Kainui, male, dominant, gay.
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/2413277/ <-- Ginny, female, submissive.

Do whatever you like with them, I'd be glad to see my characters in your style. I only just came across you, but you're a great artist and I love your stuff, so I'd be honored if you used any of my characters. ^^

Thanks for considering mine enough to read through this whole thing. :3

And for some reason I forgot to post the heart icon.

Derp. X)

Derpa derp XP

Here you go hon, enjoy
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/5134563/

XP Thank ya.

http://www.furaffinity.net/view/4604378/

Hehe, here you go dear

This is my description

Thumper is a tall bunny 6.2" and 190lbs he has a runners build muscular but not crazy ripped or anything. Both ears point strait up, in the right ear he has stud's going from the tip to the base, starting with a neon blue stud in the tip and gold, black, red shiny studs and rings going the rest of the way. His fur is short hair black and a gold tail and paw pads. Then coming from his back gold vines spread around his body down his arms and legs, he has a pink nose and tongue the most captivating thing is his eyes they change color from bright green to brown, gold, and hazel most of the time they sort of all mix together. It would hard to find him not waring his fave jean mini shorts and black sleeveless shirt but you might find him in nothing at all. LIKE come on what else is fur for anyways! So ya anyways that is me in a nut shell. PEACE AND LOVE!

thanks for the opportunity to FINALLY get my fursona sketched! i know hes sorta complicated but at least i am detailed hehe hugs and kisses
i personally tried to draw him and totally failed.

oops

Hello EC. I have seen your art & they are very great. I noticed you were taking requests & I would like to make one.

You think you can draw a picture of my dragon, Kizuoa http://www.furaffinity.net/view/3948369 (use either anthro or normal dragon form, your choice) with his tamer/partner, my sergal fursona Henry Kage, with Vanquisher (Henry's sword http://www.furaffinity.net/view/3937722) strapped on Henry's back?? Here's the reference for him http://www.furaffinity.net/view/3870426 & (http://goldring.wikia.com/wiki/File.....references.jpg extra link to help with the sergal body, since in the reference picture of Henry, Chokodonkey desharked him when he has to have a shark muzzle). Feel free to put them in any cool clothing, background, & pose you like, just as long as it's non-sexual, cause they both share a father-son like bond, nothing sexual ^^; Maybe you can have them standing side by side with each other if you like. It's all your choice.

Like I said, feel free to put them in any style, background, pose, & clothing you like that'll seem suitable for them. I've seen your drawings & you have a great art style. Therefore, I would like to see my two main characters in your style. Also, my birthday is this Monday, so it would be a great honor to have them drawn by you as a birthday gift (Hope that doesn't sound rude.. if it does, I'm very sorry...). Thank you for giving me the opportunity to request you & I hope to see the awesome results. Thank you ^.=.^

Hehe d'aww thank you for appreciating my art ^^ Just one rule you missing out then I can accept your request

What is it..?

Back in high school I got my pants caught on a chair as I sat down, and they ripped the whole pocket off! luckilly my chair was near the door, and I yelled, IS THAT GUY ON FIRE OUT THE WINDOW! When everyone looked I sprinted out of the room and to the bathroom. I had to take off my hoodie and wrap it around my waste and go to the dang office to get another pair. Good times.

Shardik's description: http://www.furaffinity.net/view/4589622/

shard's pic ref: http://www.furaffinity.net/view/4326006/

I'd love to add to my small collection, espesially somethign that imcorporates the scratch and sniff tatoo lol.

Anywhos if ya wanna draw mine it would be cool. I was thinking of doing this if I ever learned to draw.
I hope you get all the way down here
Refs
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/4341449
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/4537200/

Anything is good since you're just practicing.
Fur: Blue and white
Eyes: Left blue, right brown
Pawpads: Pink

I hope you get down here

Hehe the requests are coming, but you are missing one more rule before I accept it. ^^

Please and thank you
? I think I got them all now

Wow I totally overlooked that... I think many people did.
FUNNY: http://fatpita.net/?i=6762
AND: http://fatpita.net/?i=6872

My humor is weird

Im a cheetah anthro and I desperatly need a new fursona picture! Haha Help a fellow cat out??? Peas and Tanks

haha sorry I forgot to put in the specifics!

My fursona is a 6'0" Cheetah who is a resistance fighter for the French! His coat is normal cheetah print but her has some short black, spiky hair on his head. Not a lot but just a little! He is normal weight and loves to drink alcohol! I have no idea if this will help you but whatever!!! Haha peas and tanks!

Hehe, I can't accept your request if you don't read through the journal dear, look how others posted

Terribly sorry about that my friend! I have a habit of skimming through things but I most certainly read them!

Joke Time:
There once was a Spanish cruise ship out on the ocean. The guy in the crows nest says, "Captain! Enemy ship on the horizon!" The captain turns to his assistant and says, "Bring me my red shirt." So the assistant goes and gets the red shirt. The battle then insues. It goes all day and they don't lose one sailor. About ten minutes later, the assistant looks at the captain and says, "What was that about the red shirt? Why did I bring you a red shirt?" The captain replies, "If I had been shot and was bleeding, the crew wouldn't notice the blood and would continue to fight."
Next morning guy in the crows nest goes, "Captain! 300 enemy ships on the horizon!" Captain turns to his assistant and says, "Bring me my brown pants!!!"

Haha!

And my request is the same as above if thats alright!!!!

And the one thing I missed:

I would to make a request from you, please.

This is based on a true story, adapted from a firsthand account and edited for time and content.
"If you don't come to school, you'll be suspended; possibly even expelled."
"Duly noted. Bye."

~~~~~

At the time of this writing, only one piece of visual art exists of my character that I know of... *goes back to check* ...and apparently, it's been removed since last I saw it. So... how, with my limited active vocabulary, can I describe Damien in such a way as to convey more detail than vague hints?

Well, I'll start with his general appearance: His animal base is a Brazilian Giant Otter, and that makes him tall, and bulky. 'Round about seven feet, and just under 300 lbs. of solid bone and heavy muscle, to be more specific. But a good chunk of that weight is in his tail, so he's not exceedingly broad for his size.

His eyes are a shining gray color, which he calls lunar silver, and very little can keep this guy down for long, so he should have a happy smile across his face. He has golden brown ventral fur(I don't know if you know, but that's the chest and stomach fur), the rest of his fur is milk-chocolate brown, and he'll wear as little as he can get away with at any given moment(not because he likes to show off, but simply because he enjoys the feeling of the wind across his fur).

If there's anything out of the ordinary about this guy's body, it's how well he takes care of it. He leads a very active lifestyle, one that doesn't allow any visible fat to build, and despite the fact that his thick fur conceals the contours of his muscles, the viewer should still be able to notice the basic "beach-body" shape of him.

I think that's all I can think of at the moment; if you have any questions, you can reach me here. Thank you for your time.

http://www.furaffinity.net/view/4907683/

Hihi! I'd be interested in a request.

Here's something that makes me laugh, from the Big Bang Theory show:
Sheldon: Why are you crying?
Penny: Because I'm stupid!
Sheldon: That's no reason to cry. One cries because one is sad. For example, I cry because others are stupid, and that makes me sad.

Hehe. :P

For a reference, you can choose from any of these three characters:
Zephyr - http://www.furaffinity.net/view/3611002/
Blaise - http://www.furaffinity.net/view/3726441/
Alexis - http://www.furaffinity.net/view/4168127/

Thank you!

hey ec

just letting u know that if u want to use and abuse me for practice go ahead i know thers alot of artists out there that dotn do alot of lions so i want to help, u know my character good already but ill be throwing my ref up soon so keep an eye out, ill probs end up posting it here anyway

Thats true hehe, but you have to read the journal first before I do anything. ^^

Heya!
I would love if you could do an icon of me and me lover Spike414
but any request would be appreciated :D

<3

Ahhh forgot to say here is my reference: http://www.furaffinity.net/view/4458789/ and Spike is just a plain husky most of the time :D

Hehe read the journal carefully hun, you missing a few of the rules to accept it yet ^^

FAIL!!! *facepalm*

i hope thats enough love from the husky <3

http://www.furaffinity.net/view/4663388/

Haha, here you go

http://www.furaffinity.net/view/4007271/
Here you go EC :P

Hey chrissy, read the journal rules carefully, missing something here ^^

When is a Piece of Wood like a King?
When its a Ruler! Rimshot

a little boy gets a bike for christmas
so he's riding it down the street and a cop on a horse rides up next to him and says "did santa give you that bike?" and the boy says"yes he sure did" so the cop writes him a ticket and hands it to him "next year tell santa to put rear reflectors on it" so the boy takes teh ticket and looks up at the cop and sasy "so did santa give yo that horse for christmas" and the cops says jokingly "yeah he did and the boy says "next year tell santa the dick goes under the horse not ontop"

or
two muffins are sitting in an oven and one muffin says to the other "man is it just me or is it getting hot in here" and the other muffin says "holy shit a talking muffin"

http://www.furaffinity.net/view/4392493/ mah ref

One more thing you need to post here before I accept the request, read the journal carefully :)

thank you for doing this =3

Hello Electro I would pweeze like a request

There once was a man from Kazoo
Who fell asleep in a canoe
He dreamt of Venus
And played with his penis
And woke up with a hand full of goo x3

Reference!!! : http://www.furaffinity.net/view/3172450/

Pweeze and *hopefully* thanks =]

ROFL

http://www.furaffinity.net/view/4770936/
Here ya go

Hey :D

Something Funny: This is me most of the time <---CLEEK

I actually have a character ref sheet I drew up not too long ago.

Zil 'Nori Reference : http://www.furaffinity.net/view/4608365

Sorry to say please and thank you (blond moment )

Its alright just need to post one more thing from the rules to be able to accept the request. I'll give you a hint, give me some love ^^

Picture Here

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> http://www.furaffinity.net/view/4507317/

Name: Vant Talon
Species: Dragon with fur
Gender: Male
Age: 17


Some facts about Vant (Visual wise): He has a small body frame, not very muscular, in the picture he wears no shoes, wears raggedy old pants, a cape, with a scarf wrapped around, If you choose to draw him with out the cape, on his back, he has no wings but has a scare where his wings use to be, (just keep the cape on if you don't want to draw his back lol ) he is kinda shy, but good will in nature, and has a strong heart.

You may draw him anyway you like , just so long as you do not draw him in any sexual content

I hope you are able to read this thank you :3

and here is a heart for me reading the rules :D

can I get a request?
I have nothing in pictures.

My character is a male lion, he has a black mane with purple tips, a grey/almost black main coat, a lighter grey undercoat, a black tail tuft with a purple tip, a single purple stripe on each arm, and the Evil Autobot Elite Guard symbol(My profle ID) tattooed on his chest, and purple paw pads.

Read the rules carefully, you should give me one more thing before I accept the request ^^

what am I missing?

I wouldn't mind a request when you have time. :3 i'm finally starting to get my character out there and hopefully i get another. ^^

My lion in underwear:
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/4608605

Him nude:
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/4608620

A few critiques on my references. My char doesn't actually have a sheathe but a human shaped cock instead. That being if you want to use him for any sexual practice. :3

He has a more toned, athletic figure so his abs are more defined.

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So if there's anything else you wanna know if/when you draw my char just drop me a note. :3

Thank ya for your time and i hope you get good practice from your requests.

Whoops. XD Forgot this.

Somethin funny? :3 WHy'd the chicken cross the road?

lol why

I dunno. Mighta been to get away from that yiffy fox on my leg. *Looks down at the little feral that's vice gripping my leg*

Hey :> I like your art and stuff and thought it might be neat if you used my character for practice.


Okay get ready for this joke!

What do you get if you cross a bird with a comedian? ....................... .....JAY LENO


Aren't I a riot? :> Anyway, here are references!

http://www.furaffinity.net/view/2209571
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/3278701/

Thanks! and keep up the good work with the arts and stuff!

If you could, please make me one? http://www.furaffinity.net/view/4440750
youre pretty wonderful : )

my funny is....., well its long


MEMO FROM ACCOUNTING DEPARTMENT

It has come to our attention recently that many of you have been turning in timesheets that specify large amounts of "Miscellaneous Unproductive Time" (Code 5309). However, we need to know exactly what you are doing during your unproductive time.

Attached below is a sheet specifying a tentative extended job code list based on our observations of employee activities.

The list will allow you to specify with a fair amount of precision what you are doing during your unproductive time. Please begin using this job-code list immediately and let us know about any difficulties you encounter.

Thank you,
Accounting


Attached: Extended Job-Code List

Code Description
5316 Useless Meeting
5317 Obstructing Communications at Meeting
5318 Trying to Sound Knowledgeable While in Meeting
5319 Waiting for Break
5320 Waiting for Lunch
5321 Waiting for End of Day
5322 Vicious Verbal Attacks Directed at Coworker
5323 Vicious Verbal Attacks Directed at Coworker While Coworker is Not Present
5393 Covering for Incompetence of Coworker Friend
5400 Trying to Explain Concept to Coworker Who is Not Interested in Learning
5401 Trying to Explain Concept to Coworker Who is Stupid
5402 Trying to Explain Concept to Coworker Who Hates You
5481 Buying Snack
5482 Eating Snack
5500 Filling Out Timesheet
5501 Inventing Timesheet Entries
5502 Waiting for Something to Happen
5503 Scratching Yourself
5504 Sleeping
5510 Feeling Bored
5511 Feeling Horny
5600 Complaining About Lousy Job
5601 Complaining About Low Pay
5602 Complaining About Long Hours
5603 Complaining About Coworker (See Codes #5322 & #5323)
5604 Complaining About Boss
5605 Complaining About Personal Problems
5640 Miscellaneous Unproductive Complaining
5701 Not Actually Present At Job
5702 Suffering from Eight-Hour Flu
6102 Ordering Out
6103 Waiting for Food Delivery to Arrive
6104 Taking It Easy While Digesting Food
6200 Using Company Resources for Personal Profit
6201 Stealing Company Goods
6202 Making Excuses After Accidentally Destroying Company Goods
6203 Using Company Phone to Make Long-Distance Personal Calls
6204 Using Company Phone to Make Long-Distance Personal Calls to Sell Stolen Company Goods
6205 Hiding from Boss
6206 Gossip
6207 Planning a Social Event (e.g. vacation, wedding, etc.)
6210 Feeling Sorry For Yourself
6211 Updating Resume
6212 Faxing Resume to Another Employer/Headhunter
6213 Out of Office on Interview
6221 Pretending to Work While Boss Is Watching
6222 Pretending to Enjoy Your Job
6223 Pretending You Like Coworker
6224 Pretending You Like Important People When in Reality They are Jerks
6238 Miscellaneous Unproductive Fantasizing
6350 Playing Pranks on the New Guy/Girl
6601 Running your own Business on Company Time (See Code #6603)
6602 Complaining
6603 Writing a Book on Company Time
6611 Staring Into Space
6612 Staring At Computer Screen
6615 Transcendental Meditation
6969 Beating off in Broom Closet
7281 Extended Visit to the Bathroom (at least 10 minutes)
7400 Talking With Divorce Lawyer on Phone
7401 Talking With Plumber on Phone
7402 Talking With Dentist on Phone
7403 Talking With Doctor on Phone
7404 Talking With Masseuse on Phone
7405 Talking With House Painter on Phone
7406 Talking With Personal Therapist on Phone
7419 Talking With Miscellaneous Paid Professional on Phone
7425 Talking With Mistress/Boy-Toy on Phone
7931 Asking Coworker to Aid You in an Illicit Activity
8000 Recreational Drug Use
8001 Non-recreational Drug Use
8002 Liquid Lunch
8100 Reading e-mail
8102 Laughing while reading e-mail

http://www.furaffinity.net/view/4867450/

Thanks tigress *hugs* Awesome.

im never very good at makeing jokes but i reecently elecrotuced my self with a toaster XD is that funny enough
and as for a refrence al i have is this picture http://www.furaffinity.net/view/4662064
if you get the time to draw anything useing my beloved shu charater go for it just let me have a copy of it XD

oh i almoso forgot that pic might not show it but he is supposed to have one blue eye and one red eye haha

You have forgotten something; please re-read the rules in the main journal.

Um.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to "Fetch a pail of water"...
...Jill forgot to taker her pill and now they have a daughter.

Hehe. Anyways, if ya want to practice, I have something for you. Unfortunatly it'd be impossible to get a referance of this.

No real restrictions, just go with how you think it'd look best, but the main bit is as follows:
An octopus, looking annoyed because he's trying to toast some sea cucumber, but it's a toaster underwater, so it won't work, and he's all annoyed and stuff. X3

Tell me if ya'll interested, I'm curios as to see what kinda cookie thing you make outta it. Thank you for reading, and I hope to hear from you soon!

By the way, also thank you for gracing Furaffinity with your outstanding art. This isn't me trying to get the request, this is me genuinly saying thank you.

I would like to request a picture please if your still doing them that is. <3 My character is http://www.furaffinity.net/view/4604721/ Danni and her twin brother looks just like her only the blue and purple are reversed. I dont have a pic of him yet tho. =3 Hope this is where im supposed to do this. Thanks for your time!

Please read through the rules

Your toast has been burnt and no amount of scraping will ever remove the blackness!

Hello, I just found you and thought it would be cool if you could use my ferret character for practice. Ref is this link, there is some nudity: http://www.furaffinity.net/view/4748909

Please note, the stripe shape is important, Eckon was designed to be unique.

Thanks so much for the opportunity :D

Ref- http://www.furaffinity.net/view/4641146/

Q: Why couldn't the blond count to 68?
A: 69's a mouthful.

:D thanks again ^-^

http://www.furaffinity.net/view/4843683/

lol blondes

My Request here :D
A picture of me and my lover boy Spike in love (cuddling, kissing, wtv) if possible :D

Reference:
Me - http://www.furaffinity.net/view/4458789/
Us - http://www.furaffinity.net/view/4599341

FAIL!!! *facepalm*

of course you'r always free to draw any of my characters , i got a cheetah and a wolf so if you need practice ;)

oh the cheetah is winged, i'll add ref's for in case you'r intrested :3

wolf: http://www.furaffinity.net/view/3384457/

cheetah: http://snowangelz.deviantart.com/ar.....h&amp;qo=2 AND http://browse.deviantart.com/?qh=&a.....eetah#/d1gyqrz

i approve this system of you'rs and i think its fair :D

Thanks for thinking it's fair Dark, just read through the rules and repost please

i did lol

and wow you must use alot of ur time to just read all these comments XD

Just throwing this in for the sake of it, BUT FIRST, my joke.

Two muffins are baking in an oven when the first says
"Man, its hot in here"
The second say back
"Oh my god! A talking muffin!"

For my request, I'll just throw you a couple of my characters and let you choose who you wanna draw

Aiden the Zeraffe
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/4784373/
(Sorry I don't have a better ref, I just recently came up with him and I hope the text ref in the desription is enough.)

Dandelion the beagle veggie dog
just fur:http://www.furaffinity.net/view/4757481
clothes:http://www.furaffinity.net/view/4757621

Have at it =3

oh wait!
:love::love:

I sure really want a request dude. Can you make my character Linda http://www.furaffinity.net/view/3993097/ in a sexy pose

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Do you still check this journal? XD I remember reading it a few montha back.. but I suppose I can now send a request ^^

All I'd want is just a simple of my fursona ^^ http://www.furaffinity.net/view/4747078

Oh crud! forgot the o.o;;;

Ah, found the link I was trying to find before. http://images.wikia.com/noncicloped.....2c/Emo_emu.jpg

Poor thing later cut himself on barb wire, then left many suicide notes on the barn. Never did follow up on it.

Sorry about all the posts, I never meant to make more than one.. Not trying to get attention or anything! i promise! I'm just ... slow. X3

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An atheist tombstone;
Here lies and atheist - All dressed up and nowhere to go.

http://www.furaffinity.net/view/2860806/

Please sir, I'd like to sign up for you to draw my character at your own free will and testament ^^ I don't have a commissioned reference sheet, but I do have it in text form if that helps.

Sparky:
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/3971361/
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/3304238/
Anthromorphic Wolf...

Pink:
Claws
Long Hair
Tail Tip
Inner Ears
Nose [Heart shaped]

Blue: Eyes

Red: Everything else

Clothing: Summer [Drawn between April-September]
Red poloshirt
Black shorts

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Clothing: Winter [Drawn between October-March]
Red poloneck
Black shirt
Black shorts

Collar: Black
Heart-shaped dog-tag with the text on it: <3 Terra <3 (Optional by the way)

Misc:
Glasses on the end of the muzzle


Thank you and enjoy this rather uniquely laid out textual reference sheet! Have a nice day. :)

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WEll, hello there, Electrocat ^^ I saw your page trough someone who posted a comic-related link in their journal, and followed the picture on Duce's page to you, and I went like "Wow....", hehe. For some reason, the soft shading on a sketch that you managed to do looks so amazing, and it had me flabbergasted for a few moments. Then I took my time to browse your pages, and I stumbled over this, and I couldn't help but want to post something here, just in case you felt like being in the mood to draw something sometime. Soo yeah, I am sorry for writing so much, as I know you probably have a lot to do, but yeah.. I would please like to ask you for a request, if you were to have the time for it anytime in the future. I grant you the permission to draw my character in any way you would want, and I am almost sure I would love it, no matter how you would draw him ^^

As for the joke, this is the funniest one that I know at the top of my head.

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There was a newly wedded lawyer, whom was spending his honeymoon with his beautiful wife. The wife have had nine husbands earlier, but had divorced them all. On their first night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin."
"What?" said the puzzled groom. "How can that be if you've been married ten times?"
The bride looked away shyly for a bit, before she recounted her previous husbands.

"Well, Husband #1 was a sales representative: he kept telling me how great it was going to be.

Husband #2 was in software services: he was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me.

Husband #3 was from field services: he said everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up.

Husband #4 was in telemarketing: even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver.

Husband #5 was an engineer: he understood the basic process but wanted three years to research, implement, and find a new way of doing it.

Husband #6 was from finance and administration: he thought he knew how, but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not.

Husband #7 was in marketing: although he had a nice product, he was never sure how to position it.

Husband #8 was a psychologist: all he ever did was talk about how great it was going to be

Husband #9 was a gynecologist: all he did was spreading my legs and taking a good look at it
"
she said, before she turned her head back to her new husband, and gave him a wide grin.

"But you're a lawyer, so this time I know I'm gonna get screwed!"

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Hehe... Well, I think that it's funny, and I hope you find it funny as well ^^ Anyway, in case you feel interested in drawing my character, here is his reference http://www.furaffinity.net/view/4243292

Thank you so much for your time, and I am sorry if I I induced a tl;dr reaction in you.
Sincerely, Dairuga http://www.furaffinity.net/img/smilies/love.png

hi idk if your still doing this but i thought i would give it a try. as you can see my space is so effing bare :( and i would greatly appreciate this but if you dont no hard feelings ^.^ i would just be happy with a consideration lol.



... a joke ... this is the first one i can think of so sorry if your a michael jackson fan ... what does michael jackson and walmart have in common ... boys pants are 1/2 off.

Persona description:

A fairly athletically built black fox. His fur is short with a red design going from the tip of his head, and from both shoulders, down his back and meeting in the middle which then travels down his tail. the muzzle, tip of his tail, paws/feet, sheath and balls are the same shade red at the design on his back. his eyes are a icey like blue. he wears a white jacket (unzipped) with an icy blue stripe down the sleeves to bring out his eyes, underneath the jacket he wears a tight red shirt that show off his great body, and a pair of casual blue jeans. around his neck he wears a neckless with a japanese symbol for love http://s3.hubimg.com/u/828322_f520.jpg


if you dont like that one i have another that is a panda

a rave crazy panda that dyed all his white fur florescent blue that glows in the blacklights of the clubs. he is a little bit on the heavier side but not fat more like stocky but has muscles in his arms and legs. his eyes are a bright green. what he wears to the raves is a mesh shirt and tight jeans that shows off his great legs. around his neck he wears a glow stick that he twirls around while dancing.

thank you so much again for giving me a chance ^.^ if you dont wanna do mine i would appreciate it if you let me know ... just so i no lol.

ijiji well something funny mmmmmmmm:
downloading from megaupload the archive : winrar3.423.RAR X3
jijiji
well ca i ask for a cute icon my references
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/4415695/
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/4836350/
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/4418039/
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/4418070/

thankes nwn

Hi there, I would be honored if you chose one of my characters! I am in total awe of your art and am like still gleeing over the fact that you do requests (yes, the simple things amuse me and keep me occupied XD)


So this is a true story: My grandmother puts out a garden every year, and this one was no exception. The favorite thing amongst us all is okra. Only, they looked pretty puny and kinda acted like they wouldn't do much, so she was sad about that. But I told her they'd probably be huge by mid-July/August. And I was right; Missouri is good for surprises like that XD Anyways in like.....October they were still producing the pods and all of them were about two feet taller than my grandma. And she's 5'8". She was out in the garden and saw this helicopter circling over their house, and it was getting lower and lower until she could see that it was a heli for the cops.

Apparently.....okra from above looks like pot. And this was the ginormous variety too.

You might be a redneck when the local pd dispatches a helicopter to investigate your garden because your okra looks like pot.

You might also be a redneck if you have to cut said plants down with a chainsaw.

True stories! XD




Oh yes and my refs.....I don't actually have reference sheets for either of them, but I do kinda have art of them :)

Neha:
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/4607769/
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/4734686/
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/4767372/
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/4831437/


Temperance:
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/4677751/ (<---I fail at strawberry-blond hair XD She's the...well the female in the picture lol)
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/4811205/

I don't have much on her because I haven't really started drawing her yet ^^



Thank you in advance!!

Hm... I suppose it couldn't hurt to try. Heheh.

I present a poem I remember reading from MAAANY years ago.

By The Tail

The dragon appeared to be kind
But had other things on his mind.
With a gleam in his eye and a deep-throated sigh
He looked 'round to see what he could find.

'Lo! And behold what he saw!
When he stretched his neck oh-so-tall!
'Twas a maid in distress who was in quite a mess
and looked like she'd be fun to maul.

She was in quite a jam, he could see,
And he knew he couldn't set her free.
With eyes ablaze, he steadied his gaze
And said "Now you'll live here, with me!"

"Since when are you making the calls?"
She asked as he raised up his claws.
She swung her foot back and said "How's this one, Jack!?"
And kicked him, full force, in the balls!

The dragon fell over in pain.
Surely, this girl was insane!
She kicked him once more to settle the score
And said "Now you've nothing to gain!"

The dragon, with tears in his eyes
Felt sorry for all the guys
Who'd had their lives changed by this woman so strange
When she shoved her shoe up in their flies.


I'm not too picky about what he's doing, however, in reference to clothing: He wears none, except for swim-wear, be it shorts, or a speedo (The latter being preferred, but not mandatory).

I suppose I should post a few refs up then.

Details: http://www.furaffinity.net/view/4397829/
Tattoo over belly button: http://www.furaffinity.net/view/4665366/
Tail look: http://www.furaffinity.net/view/4777124/ (Yes, it is your art, but it is a fairly good reference. His tail is a bit fluffy)
His build is muscular, but kinda lean/athletic.Like the above reference. Maybe a bit bigger.

If it helps with the drawing/height reference at all, he is 6'6"

Er... There were a few changes to the character though. No rainbow shell necklace. If it is shown, it is just a shell.
I don't really fret over the tattoos, since they are forgotten a lot (despite being part of the character. XD), but... I do ask that the accessories (Tail piercing, tailring, and the two gold hoops in either ear) be featured.
I suppose that's it. If there are any details I may be missing, let me know. provided you choose to do it of course.
And on a final note: If you do draw him in a speedo... Can it be red?

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Whoops. Heh. I was pretty sleepy when I read/posted, so, um... ?
I did read. :3

Q: How are a fish and a piano different?

A: You can tune a piano, but you can't tuna fish ^_^;

Refs:
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/4471190/
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/4508366/
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/4551434/
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/4265313/

http://www.furaffinity.net/view/5124073/

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yes, sorry I noticed that. XD Let me try this again.

0-0 oh my god..
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0jnCcejkpjg
lol, well.. I thought is was funny. XD


Trayton- all info can be found here:
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/4846911

^^ I don't mid you taking your time, I'm sure your swamped constantly. Just getting a drawing from you would be awesome. :3
And I'll give you complete artist freedom, but something of him showing off his muscles would be really nice. :D

Thanks for your time!
~Kira

Thanks for doing this, you really are awesome! And thanks for teaching a skill most of us don't have these days: Reading the directions. :P

I would be honored if you would consider my request, please. :)

My reference:

http://www.furaffinity.net/view/4789591


A few horrible jokes:

Why does Snoop Dogg always carry an umbrella?
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(Fo' Drizzle)

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What do you call a sleeping t-rex?
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(A dinoSNORE)

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How do you fix a broken tomato?
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(with tomato paste!)

If you want more horrible jokes, here are some for you: http://www.fishsticks.net/laffytaffy.html



Thank yooooooou!

Even though I put in a request some time ago... and it got fulfilled... I want to post again. I'm a stickler for rules, and I think it's really unfair that people go "OOOO! FREE ARTZ I WANTZ." then comment and dont read a damn thing. soooo...

*MODEL EXAMPLE OF HOW TO FOLLOW RULES*

Something Funny: http://www.humorsphere.com/p/7.html
Reference Sheet: http://www.furaffinity.net/view/4836340/
Thanks EC! I appreciate it!

Oh and just for kicks. XD

http://www.furaffinity.net/view/4093040

okay, one more time!

http://unrelatedcaptions.com/

ref-
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/4193597/

what the emote said

Hullo EC! ^^ I love your art and would like to ask for a request.

Hmm.. A funny? I have a link to a picture of an lolcat, if that will do. http://icanhascheezburger.files.wor.....6207f914b8.jpg

Here is a reference of my character Takahei: http://deathlypain.deviantart.com/g.....55891#/d2y5utz :: I leave the scenario and details up to you.

Please and thank you, mademoiselle.

I uh, hope I didn't disqualify myself for that xD I read the rules and..errh.. anyway. (apparently blind to see a link x3)

Just read what I have in the other journal? *flops and folds ears* yeeesh, The life of a fox, either getting fucked, or fucked by life :P

XD one funny video http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bHmBSfci0yE
o3o and thought ya would like to see this vid a good song that really goes with the bits of a great anime in it http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ySx0nj78K40

ya can have free rang of use of any of my 3 charas XD even if its a small pratice sketch or having them in the background cause :3 ya art rocks. put in small notes about teh characters n.n;; since i cant commission cause of some personal reasons so had to go by requests and contest prizes i won so pics i have might not be the best but n.n;; wanted to make sure to answer any questions

toben (doesnt have a pic thats really ref worthy so these 2 are the best i has that are clean)
hes half otter and half bear, bear head and long thick tail of an otter and a big but kinda buff body
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/4437254/
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/4353473/

azure
shiny evee, swimmers body, fur abit darker than a normal evees brown fur, and white parts are blue
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/4559340/
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/4353501/

lunin
grey wolf, not a husky n.n;; he gets mixed up for one sometimes, simple fur pattern white on arms from paw to mid arm, white on legs reach from feetpaw to middle of the lower part of the leg
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/4350797/
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/4350559/


oh ya x3 i your art

Hrmmmm... here's an oldie.

Three guys are riding horses in the desert when they stumble across a discarded lamp. One of the guys hops off and starts to rub the sand off when POOF!!! out pops a genie.

The genie looks to each of them and says, "Since there are three of you here, I will grant you each one wish."

The first guy grins and proclaims, "I know exactly what I want! Genie, I wish mine was as large as my horse's!"

The genie claps his hands together and nods before stating, "When you wake up tomorrow, your wish will be granted.

The second guy grins and proclaims, "That's a great one! Genie, I wish Mine was as large as my horse's!"

The genie claps his hands together and nods before stating, "When you wake up tomorrow, your wish will be granted."

The third guy grins and proclaims, "I wish Mine was as large as my horse's!"

The genie claps his hands together and nods before stating, "When you wake up tomorrow, your wish will be granted."

All three guys make camp for the night and wait eagerly for the morning.

As the sun rises, the first guy dashes out of his tent, all smiles. "My wish came true!"

The second guy wakes from the announcement, and moments later runs out of his tent, also smiling. "So did mine!"

The third guy wakes and lingers in his tent for several minutes. When he leaves it, his face is pale and there's a large frown on his lips.

The other two ask, "What's wrong? Didn't your wish come true?"

The third guy nods and mutters, "It did. I forgot, my horse is a girl...."

*buh-dum-tsh!*


As for the request, I don't have a picture for the one I really really want. Please let me know if this is a problem >.<

A leopardess, medium purple in color with silver rosettes and large pointed ears. There are two ways to do her hair. One is waist length, with two small braids down the sides of her ears, and a french tie in the back. In this style, it would be more of a deep, dark purple with small hints of silver. The other way is shoulder length and loose, silver, and with streaks of that same deep dark purple. Her eyes are slanted, and an iridescent lavender.

If you'd rather a request with a picture, here are some you can feel free to have fun with <3
Starling: http://www.furaffinity.net/view/4843025/ (I'd love to see her as anthro, but feral would be great too!)

Abby Synthea: http://www.furaffinity.net/view/3955483/
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/3983069/
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/4189186/

Meef, in either form: http://www.furaffinity.net/view/4214786/
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/4294996/

Please have a lot of fun with whatever one's most appealing to you! Thank you very much for offering this to all of us, and for being so sweet!

i think it is really cool that you do these i have been watching you for a bit now and i have greatly enjoyed the works so far.
here is a funny think with the audio from one of my favorite plays ^w^
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tEtJ.....re=grec_browse

http://www.furaffinity.net/view/4798178 that what i look like avert your gaze im hideous XP most of the time ya won't have to see me cause im normally small and down around others feets

and you rock your socks very much

http://www.furaffinity.net/view/4904378/

hihi you can post me up for requests electrocat ^^ ehmm as long as it keeps you for practicising ans d enjoying your art ^^

It would be about an riverside otter ^^ so ehmm reff will be
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/4406073/
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/4575354/
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/4418749/

if you want to try a diffrent haircut, its good with me, and if you like to try diffrent body postures, its aproved :3 just make it worth the shot ^^ i be happly to put my self up for practise.

^^

Kappa

You have forgotten something; please re-read the rules in the main journal.

Oh yea.. well.. :S i dont have a ref... i just readed that there should be one.. and sadly i dont have any.

Sorry to have bugged you :(

Hey EC, I think this is awesome that you do this for a lot of your watchers! ^^


Hmm...something funny...
*ahem*
Studies show that eating is good for your health; on average, people who eat food live longer than people who don't.


Thanks for reading this, and thank you for donating the time and effort into doing all these requests for people. It really is awesome of you!

And because I am a fail and forgot a reference: http://www.furaffinity.net/view/4009955/

FUNNY!!!!!!=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TmFgbRQzRyk *giggle*
Choice of characters:
-Wolf side:http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/1848168/
-Tigress:http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/1886226/


<3

hehehehe im such a fail I wrote it wrong first… and then I wrote it right but put this on the other journal *facepalm*
Well here it is :D

Can I has a split personality icon with my wolf side and tigress sideeee? :P

for the kitty

Something funny?

I saw this online somewhere and thought it was interesting if not funny.
So, when do you know you're a furry fan? If you're disappointed when the "foxy babe" your friend talks about turns out to be a good looking human and when you finally get introduced to her, you think how much better she would look with vulpine ears, thick red fur, and a bushy tail.

or

You know when you're a furry when you start asscociating a species to all your friends a family.

It was a bit lulzy so I'd thought I should share. :3

Lets see refrences... Um... I dont have an official refrence right now but... The body style I have is here

I can provide the colors here.
First off, I'm a silver/platinum dragon. I'll try and go from top to bottom since the top is what you probably using for an icon anyways.
The horns on top of my head are black
The hair that runs halfway down my back is white
The pupil in both my eyes is black but the iris in my right eye is amber close to the center and red towards the outer edge. My left eye is green close to the center and teal towards the outer edge.
The scales on my nose, legs, and underside of my tail are white and black alternatively.
Any claws/nails are black.
The feathers on my wings are white but fade to be black tipped.
And the spikes on my shoulders are white.
The colors dont have to be exactly as I specified them to be. If you think something might look better then feel free to make a change. :)

I know this is probably incredibly long and a bit complicated and I understand If you rather not get into anything too complicated. However it will probably be good if you ever need to work on coloring. :)
So now I'll say please if you can get it done and if not then thanks for considering and thanks for the awesome art you produce. And yes that is a genuine expression of gratitude. ^^

And since no one likes a comment thats just a bunch of words. Hi EC, hows life going?

Grrr.....Ok I've had it with my shy little self lol. This time I'm not hiding this post. Don't need to be doing that to you just cause I feel embarrased about what I post. If by some chance I hide this post, I give you permission to brutally harass me for it, EC lol.

Joke: Art should always be treated like a proper lady. Take this painting for example. Notice the beauty it presents? Notice how each and every line blends into a picture of perfection? Notice...THE GAPING HOLE? And there's something around the hole. Looks a lot like......OK I said to treat art like a LADY, not some cheap hooker!

Description: In advance, I'm sorry for the nerdiness and RPG stuff that's soon to follow lol. Just want a visual of one of the characters in my story.
A white fox wearing a black robe, carries a scythe and book with him, has long black hair, has green eyes, and is mostly serious looking at the time, though can be seen looking all gloomy at times. Is medium height, around 5'4.
Again sorry for the nerdiness and stuff lol.

And now I give you that which ever girl covets, my rofl...sorry just couldn't resist that.

Again, if you happen to notice that I hid this post, harass me to your heart's content.

Removed for incorrect posting

Sorry... I won't bother ya again. ^^;

Statistics show that the most common sexual position for married couples is Doggy Style. He sits up and begs whilst she rolls over and plays dead

http://www.furaffinity.net/view/3515307/

Cos my sis is awesome - <3 <3 <3

Hi, love your art!

So i kinda saw this request thing you're doing and it's awesome ^^ hope i can get one too.

Something funny

"The was an old man of the isles

Who suffered severely from pisles

He couldn’t sit down

Without a deep frown

So he had to row standing for misles"


Ref:

Beige/light brown Sea otter

Shell necklace

Normal build though with a hint of lovehandles

Other Ref:

http://www.furaffinity.net/full/2239785/
http://www.furaffinity.net/full/3404491/ (mature)


thanks for reading this :D

Oh, and i wear regular black jeans and white t-shirt *****

Joke: Where do hockey players meet their coach?

They talk in the Off-Ice. Get it.. because Off-ice is like office but.. yeah. Please laugh it's all I've got.

Reference: Sorry no visual because.. No art to show. So here's the word written description.

I am a nine tailed fox. My fur is black and I have golden crescent markings on both my facial cheeks, a single one on each shoulder, another single on each wrist, two long ones on either side of my spine, singles on either outer thigh, and golden rings about my ankles, a full moon looking gold mark surrounds my navel. My ear tips and tail tips are red. My eyes a crystal grey, and when 'hungry' they turn violet. I am very feminine. For clothes I wear a long sleeved shirt, the sleeves hang a good two feet past my paws, it only covers my chest though so my entire belly is bare. I wear baggy, black, pocketless jeans like this as well, with an extra button on the back so I can slip my tails in place, the pants have real sterling silver chains attached to them as well. These clothes have a gold dust pattern on them and glitter when in light.

I use Soul Charged Senbon Throwing Needles as my weapon. Side weapon is a small sharp blade called a Dirk which I use reverse hand in my right hand while I throw needles with the left.


Heart thing that says I read the rules. Which I did!

Funny thing: "How would be the meeting between Goku, Bob and Jackie-chan in a supermarket?

Bob: First I will pass this, after going through that, uhhhh, soap bubble!! Hehehehe xD

Goku: I do not believe it! This fucking not realize that this line is for quick cash? Only 10 volumes! He made the purchase of the month!

Jackie-chan: Goku calm, all is in balance. Why would hurry?

Goku: Shut up, you! I'm having to run back here from Freeza! I came here to get a touch to my hair now is getting very strange! Do not want to be yellow at all! And he'll see my weakness! Now that damn sponge in front of me! I'll finish you!

Bob: Uh, you talking to me?

Goku: Yes, with you little sponge! I'll give you a kamehameha increased 10 times!

Bob: No, not increased 10 times! If I'm with the promoting of supermarket you can not grow anything here, boy!

Goku: You're already blowing out my mind! KAAA MEEE HAAA...

Bob: Ihhh, What kind of position is that? Uhhhh, then they say that I'm gay Duhhhh"

Watch it on youtube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=deG3.....p;amp;index=51

I know, it´s portuguese, but it is one of the funnyst thing that i ever watched. It happened in an anime event on my city x3

My refs: http://www.furaffinity.net/view/4602132/

Please, choose me x3

And thanks for your hard work! It´s always good to see your gallery!

I really apreciate your art

Lol frog gets disected with love

Here you go hon
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/5117691/

Hey Electrocat *hugs*

here is some funny stuffs. it had me laughing so hard i cried

http://www.angelfire.com/oh/pecanpi.....diffsheet.html


i would love it if you could please draw me :) it would so make my day *hugs again* thank you :)



here are some refs

http://ww.furaffinity.net/view/3598781/
http://ww.furaffinity.net/view/4811120/
http://ww.furaffinity.net/view/4902507/
http://ww.furaffinity.net/view/4902500/

Lol awesome and true at the same time

*hugs* here ya go http://www.furaffinity.net/view/5112441/

Hey, EC!



Since it's the holidy season, have a Christmas joke...

What did Santa say to three blondes on a street corner?

Ho ho ho!

Refs:
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/4424869/
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/4409232/

Thanks for considering my request! It's wonderful of you to do art for free. :)

I wouldn't mind if you wouldn't.
If you need practice for bears..

http://img109.imageshack.us/img109/.....8993529883.jpg - Body/face ref
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/4670081/ - color ref

Oh yeah, I forgot a please, thankyou, and biiiig soft bearhugs!

Hello EC, hope you are doing well ^^

If it's possible..and it pleases you I'd like to request from you..and offer you my girl Asha. You could use my girl Asha ^^ After of course I post and , then found a joke I thought you might like.

Joke: A man walks into a bar one day and asks, "Does anyone here own that rottweiler outside?" "Yeah, I do!" a biker says, standing up. "What about it?" "Well, I think my chihuahua just killed him..." "What are you talkin' about?!" the biker says, disbelievingly. "How could your little runt kill my rottweiler?" "Well, it seems he got stuck in your dog's throat!"

Reference: http://www.furaffinity.net/view/4891216 (she also has a journal description as well for more details and color chart..http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/1898583/

Thank you for taking the time to read this and considering me ^^

Hello EC. I would like to sign up for a request.

I don't know many jokes but....

Here is a brief video on the everyday life of the brandosaurus (A friend of mine. :P), which is native to the concrete jungles of South Medford HS. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QoGj.....eature=related

here is my reference: http://www.furaffinity.net/view/4842003/

I really like your art, it all turns our really well. :3

Not sure if i'm missing anything for this request. let me know if i did. Thank you. :3

Hehe I would love to sign up something funny Erm I fell face first into snow today heh reference is here ^^:
www.furaffinity.net/view/4949683
Thanks ^^

Hello EC! I would like a request please!

Joke:
The barman said to the new guy: ' you have a stearing wheel between you legs'
and the new guy said: ' i know, its driving me nuts'

Reference: http://www.furaffinity.net/view/4766086/
or: http://www.furaffinity.net/view/3817214/

thanks alot EC!

Oi~ I would like a request X3

Joke?
There was a Rabbit and a bear doin' their business in the woods. The rabbit picks up a leaf, and begins to rub it to clean it alittle, but the leaf started to disappear, a small deer stood before them. The dear said he can grant them both 3 wish for destroying the leaf that trapped him. they both wished accordingly.
1 Bear - wish for every bear in the forest to be girls
1 rabbit - wish for a helmet for a motorcycle
the deer granted this, the rabbit got his hemlet and the bears appeared.
2 bear - wish for every bear in the state to be girls
2 rabbit - asked for a motorcycle
The deer, again, granted. the bears came once again, and the motorcycle appeared before the rabbit.
3 bear - asked for every bear in the world to be girls but him
3 rabbit - asked for that ONE boy bear to be 100% gay.
the deer blinked, then granted the last. the rabbit, hastily, got on his motorcycle and drove away, leaving the gay bear alone with all of the females.

Reference? http://www.furaffinity.net/view/4379784/

What exactly do I want? Just a little pic of him leaning against a wall with a smirk on his face.

Please and thankyouu~!

You have forgotten something; please re-read the rules in the main journal.

Read the rules through and look at how others posted please

I'm so sorry about this! I don't really have an excuse for mislooking everything. I'll even joke about myself~ :3


Joke:

This joke of mine is so stupid, that everyone that reads this grew legs on their heads and ran away from their bodies as it was infected by the stupidity of this poster.

This joke of mine is so stupid, The run away head robbed a spaceship and gone all the way to plato.

This joke of mine is so stupid, That your so far away you can't even read this one.

Now everyone is a headless twin. The End.

(Yeah I know, I'm not funny. :c I'm in a bad mood so I'm only trying.)


Ref: http://www.furaffinity.net/view/4977647/ (Like I said before, anything will do. (: )

Pleaseeee and thank yoooou~!

<3 <3


(Perfect? XD If I made a mistake again I'll just joke more about my stupidity. xD *loves the word stupid* )

Oooh I like this.
You can use my 'sona in any practice that you might do. ^^

Reference~:
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/1904470/

*Giggles* Thank you for this journal, by the way. I've yet to come across another artist who'd offer something like this.

You have forgotten something; please re-read the rules in the main journal.

Sorry ^^;


Hiya, EC! I would like a request please!

There was once this man
who thought he was bought from a can
One day he woke, and inside the can
he found, among the trash, was a small man.
He spoke so soft, yet the little man
looked at him and only began to laugh.
Apparently, a mime had painted the man!

Reference: http://www.furaffinity.net/view/4985601/
Thank you!

I've also read the rules*

You may say you read the rules but you didn't read them right to the end because you're missing the something which -shows- you read the rules...

I would like a request please!

Ref - http://www.furaffinity.net/view/5008762/
Errm.... joke...
http://www.thinkgeek.com/computing/9c89/
and
The hostess said she was sorry, she hadn’t cheese to give her guest.Her little son went out and come back soon with a little piece of cheese,which he put on the guest plate. The guest smiled,ate that piece and then said -
-“Thank u, that’s very kind of u.But where did u found that swiss cheese?”
And little boy answered - “In the mouse-trap,sir”
Thank u!

something funny http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V_iib7RR5oQ

i read your rules doll

ref
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/5007197/

I would like a request made at some random point in time please :3

Hmmm, something funny.....Ah! This joke made me giggle:

The bride tells her husband, "Honey, you know I'm a virgin and I don't know anything about sex. Can you explain it to me first?"

"OK, Sweetheart. Putting it simply, we will call your private place the 'prison' and call my private thing the 'prisoner'. So what we do is: put the
prisoner in the prison.

And then they made love for the first time. Afterwards, the guy is lying face up on the bed, smiling with satisfaction.

Nudging him, his bride giggles, "Honey, the prisoner seems to have escaped."

Turning on his side, he smiles. "Then we will have to re-imprison him."

After the second time they spent, the guy reaches for his cigarettes but the girl, thoroughly enjoying the new experience of making love, gives him
a suggestive smile, "Honey, the prisoner is out again!"

The man rises to the occasion, but with the unsteady legs of a recently born foal. Afterwards, he lays back on the bed, totally exhausted.

She nudges him and says, "Honey, the prisoner escaped again."

Limply turning his head, he yells at her, "Hey, its not a life sentence, okay!"


And if you want some extra random humor, there's always this:

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/554818 (courtesy of )


I read your rules and shall abide by them

And here is my ref sheet:

http://www.furaffinity.net/view/5154129/

Thank you EC!!!!!!

Hey there! I'd like to file a request, please! =3

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZrYPJ4Yc31g
I found this pretty funny. If a youtube video is unacceptable, let me try again:

A few truths I've learned:
--I'm always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks me if I want to save any changes to my ten-page technical report that I swear I did not make any changes to.
--Bad decisions make good stories.
--I wish Google Maps had an "Avoid Ghetto" routing option.
--Shirts get dirty. Underwear gets dirty. Pants? Pants never get dirty, and you can wear them forever.

Hopefully one of those is funny enough. If so, here's a reference picture.
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/4299498

Thanks in advance!

I don't know any jokes but i find this video very funny: Angry Asian Restraunt: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6dA8gGoW57c

Reference: http://www.furaffinity.net/view/3846689/

I read and understand all the rules.

You have forgotten something; please re-read the rules in the main journal.

(I assume you're still doing these. If not, ah well :<)

A duck walks into a bar and takes a seat. Once the bartender gets over his surprise, the duck looks right at him and asks, "Got any gwapes?"
"No," the bartender replies. "I don't have any grapes, this is bar." Without another word, the duck walks

The next night, the duck returns, and yet again asks, "Got any gwapes?"
"No," the bartender tells him again, a little annoyed that the duck would ask him the same stupid question. "This is a bar. I only have drinks. Not grapes." Again, the duck leaves without another word.

The next night, the duck comes back again during a very busy time. He takes the same seat and wait for the bartender to come over before asking, once again, "Got any gwapes?"
"No!" the bartender shouts, fed up with this particular duck. "I do not and never will have any grapes, and if you come in her asking that again, I swear to god, I'll nail your beak down to the bar." Unshaken, the duck walks out.

Yet again, the duck returns the next night and sits at the bar. The bartender sees the duck and shoots him a dirty look. "What is it?" the man asks, little patience evident in his voice.
"Got any nails?" the duck asks, catching the bartender by surprise.
"Uh... no," the man says, flustered.
"Good," the duck responds. "Got any gwapes?"

Yeah, I don't know, I think it's funny. It goes over well at parties! >_>

Anyhow, reference is where I have trouble, since the only art of me is the lovely avatar you see to your left. If a written description helps my case at all, I'm an American shorthair with golden-brown fur (which, contrary to the icon I have, I always envision to have a tabby kind of pattern) and purple eyes. I'm usually wearing some kind of cat collar that doesn't have any specific description associated with it.

If that "reference" seems like more trouble than it's worth, then no worries. I mean, you're doing these things for free, after all ^_^

Thank you if you decide to do anything of me, and you're stuff is still awesome even if you don't.

You have forgotten something; please re-read the rules in the main journal.

Something funny (I suppose): check
Best excuse for a reference I can muster: check
: check

I'm not sure what I'm missing :< If it's mandated that I provide a separate, whole reference pic, then like I said, I don't have one, and that's fine if it means I can't get something free as a result.

Then I'll pick one :)
http://yangwatanabe.deviantart.com/.....ence-192520167

And a joke...

Yang: I went yesterday to see my doctor to know what I can do with my hair loss.
Alex: And what did he gave you?
Yang: A paper bag...

Well, I'm not looking for anything too flashy in terms of art if you do it.
I only have one reference http://www.furaffinity.net/view/5313255
But for additional information:
7'0" polar bear. Buscled, but tubby. Round belly, not hanging. Blue eyes, and usually wears shorts with an ice cubbe design on them.
Uhm... Something funny...

A friend of mine got drunk when I was visiting him, and Continuously kept challenging me to a fight. I said no, knowing he was out of his mind, but he insisted. Finally, to humor him, I accepted, and... He chucked a dildo at me.

Here you go!
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/5445933/

Oh cool :D
I didn’t know you did this, you’re like, one of my favourite artists.
Here ->http://www.furaffinity.net/view/5377764/
Please feel free to use him for practice, I do all the time. Ever since I made him anyway.

Some Canadian joke for ya that my dad told me.
So there are three men sitting in a bar all drinking their beer.
One man says,
“Todays a cold day…”
The second man says
“You think its cold? One time it was so cold I threw a cup of water out my window and it froze before it hit the ground.”
The third man says
“You think that’s cold? One time I threw a bucket of water out the window and IT turned into ice before it hit the ground.”
Then a fourth man came walking into the bar with a ball of ice in his hands.
The second man mocks him saying
“Well what does that prove?”
And the fourth man says
“Its my fart”

How about another?
A bear and a bunny were in the woods taking a dump by a tree.
The bear says
“Don’t you just hate it when poop gets stuck on your fur?”
The bunny says
“No I don’t mind”
Then the bear picks up the bunny and wipes his butt with him.
The end.
Ah my dad and his humor.

Thanks for reading , and thanks in advance if you pick me.

Now this is something I'm taking my hat off for! Feel free to draw Azeliah, he's been good practice for some, he could be for you too. :3

Reference: http://www.furaffinity.net/view/5016332/

Oh! And a for you, I haven't regret clicking +watch. :3

You have forgotten something; please re-read the rules in the main journal.

You have forgotten something; please re-read the rules in the main journal.

Hi there EC :D I'd like to make a request! ^^

Hmmm..a good joke..
Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide! :D
Why was the cat so tiny? Because he only drank condensed milk! X)
If kittens took a field trip, where would they go? To a mewseum! :D

Ref(s):
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/5270307/
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/5270324/
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/5162067/
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/4954474/
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/5189059/

((I'm a cheetah, who has long brown hair (length changes time to time). If I wear a bow in my hair it's usually purple or hot pink or black. ^^ I have a ring in my left ear, a stud in my left nostril, and snake bites (studs) on my upper lip. ^^ I am a cheetah with normal cheetah colors except for my tail. :) The spots that are on my tail are the following colors: Black, Pink, Purple, Green, Blue, and Yellow. ^^))


Hope that's all good! :D

http://NightBaneWolf.deviantart.com.....&amp;qo=11

http://nightbanewolf.deviantart.com.....lery/#/d3dqa0g

I read the rules and... <3

Also, here is the joke

Why was the cheetah disqualified from the race?

Because she was spotted.

I don't actually have a request, butI'd I thought I'd post, just to let you have free reign of my characters for practice :3

http://www.furaffinity.net/view/3663061/ My main two

http://www.furaffinity.net/view/4314224/ Etu'un, my mosquito :3

Also, just thought I'd say, because of all of those who answered at this journal, it's getting hard to load o.o

You have forgotten something; please re-read the rules in the main journal.

Sorry, I'd thought that since I wasn't exactly making a request it'd be OK to not leave a joke, but I commend you on making it very fair :)

A piece of string walks into a bar. The bartender says "We don't serve string here.", so the string walks out, musses up its hair, and ties itself into a knot before walking back in. The bartender looks at the string and says "Hey, aren't you that piee of string?", to which the string replies "No, I'm a frayed knot."

<3

if you want to try out new tablet draw me/ or my maw :3 http://www.furaffinity.net/view/1310147/

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