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15 years ago
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I just wrote a huge fucking rant about the new Resident Evil movie, but my computer crashed before I got a chance to click 'Go'. So, here goes again.
Don't waste your money. More femme fatale bullshit. Alice gets her powers removed/negated, but she still dodges bullets, survives plane crashes that nearly kill Wesker, runs inhumanly fast, etc. She should fucking die already. I don't go to a zombie movie to see some skinny little cunt dodging off walls and shooting silver dollars out of sawed off shotguns. Crazy as it sounds, I want some realism in my sci-fi.
A fuckload of the content was ripped form RE5. The prison is from Lost In Nightmares, the tanker from Chapter 5, and the eperimental facility has pods on the floor instead of the walls. When Chris and Claire confront Wesker, the fight is motion-for-motion, angle-for-angle identical to the one between Chris and Sheva and Wesker in the game, down to their reflections in Wesker's aviators which he throws as a distraction.
Remember those tentacle fuckers that came out of guys' mouths? Well, they're in zombies and dogs (and Wesker, for some reason), with no mention of -why-. Like a random mutation or othersuch bullshit.
As a final kick in the ballsack, Alice kills Wesker by HIDING A NUKE IN HIS RIDE. Yeah. Spoiler alert. =D
In other news, I prepared two delicious fucking lasagnes, and popped one in the oven for me'n my mate when we got back from the flick.
Currently listening to Adam Lambert and Cancer Bats. Fuckyeah.
1: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wmXQFwlD7vk <--- 'Cause he's got the right amount of leather and kohl liner =B
2: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iE1UHKmwnaE <--- 'cause I'm bloody tired and need some energy
Don't waste your money. More femme fatale bullshit. Alice gets her powers removed/negated, but she still dodges bullets, survives plane crashes that nearly kill Wesker, runs inhumanly fast, etc. She should fucking die already. I don't go to a zombie movie to see some skinny little cunt dodging off walls and shooting silver dollars out of sawed off shotguns. Crazy as it sounds, I want some realism in my sci-fi.
A fuckload of the content was ripped form RE5. The prison is from Lost In Nightmares, the tanker from Chapter 5, and the eperimental facility has pods on the floor instead of the walls. When Chris and Claire confront Wesker, the fight is motion-for-motion, angle-for-angle identical to the one between Chris and Sheva and Wesker in the game, down to their reflections in Wesker's aviators which he throws as a distraction.
Remember those tentacle fuckers that came out of guys' mouths? Well, they're in zombies and dogs (and Wesker, for some reason), with no mention of -why-. Like a random mutation or othersuch bullshit.
As a final kick in the ballsack, Alice kills Wesker by HIDING A NUKE IN HIS RIDE. Yeah. Spoiler alert. =D
In other news, I prepared two delicious fucking lasagnes, and popped one in the oven for me'n my mate when we got back from the flick.
Currently listening to Adam Lambert and Cancer Bats. Fuckyeah.
1: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wmXQFwlD7vk <--- 'Cause he's got the right amount of leather and kohl liner =B
2: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iE1UHKmwnaE <--- 'cause I'm bloody tired and need some energy
GhostxWolf
~ghostxwolf
THANK U FOR AGREEING! shit i mean the fucked it up from the very begining nothing relates to resident evil lore wise. AND ITS IN 3D!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! my freind saw today and said it was awesome... i was about to slap the black off his face!
Starlaughter
!starlaughter
OP
O_O *clinghighfivepropthing* Any time, eh. It was pretty. But they fucked -everything- up! D=
